Episode 253 - Busting Guys and Frenulums

If you're going to tell me a joke or have sex with me, I beg you... please be gentle.  My gut and my frenulum are prone to busting.  Topics include the inevitability of being cheated on, catching feelings is a no, bringing a plus one on a date, the masturbation danger, the fragility of the banjo string, roleplay 101, not ready for a relationship (with you).