The Upshot

Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024

Bastian Schweisteiger’s hot tub trouble, Declan Rice’s IRA sympathies, and the French star’s penis enlargement.
Welcome to our alternative guide to the Euros…
Videos from the pod:
Grealish looking for Birmingham on a map: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e75rmX2Scv4 
Grealish encyclopaedia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLnQYvU6zA 
Scotland fan hit by motorbike: https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1405772662194917377 
Artem Dzyuba pilots draw penis: https://x.com/ODDSbible/status/1329722263839576066 
Peter Beardsley World in Motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPh63Y6sSKA 
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