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Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024

Bastian Schweisteiger’s hot tub trouble, Declan Rice’s IRA sympathies, and the French star’s penis enlargement. Welcome to our alternative guide to the Euros… Videos from the pod: Grealish looking for Birmingham on a map: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e75rmX2Scv4" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e75rmX2Scv4</a>  Grealish encyclopaedia: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLnQYvU6zA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLnQYvU6zA</a>  Scotland fan hit by motorbike: <a href="https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1405772662194917377" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1405772662194917377</a>  Artem Dzyuba pilots draw penis: <a href="https://x.com/ODDSbible/status/1329722263839576066" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://x.com/ODDSbible/status/1329722263839576066</a>  Peter Beardsley World in Motion: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPh63Y6sSKA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPh63Y6sSKA</a>  Get the week’s funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes with our free Friday email:<a href="http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=podlink</a> Hosted on Acast. See <a href="https://acast.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" style="color:grey;" target="_blank">acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.

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