What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

In this episode, Carol tries to try on some sunglasses, Nick storms away from a pub and they help a friendship with benefits and an issue with plane seats.

In this episode, there's a brief echo problem, after which Nick and Carol play "where are they now?" and wonder about the nostalgia of the future

In this episode Carol sings and Nick doesn't, they help out with a pastry dilemma and with a seating problem on trains.

In this episode, Nick hears of a clothing item with a special feature, Carol plans a trip, they advise on a car modification and help an ageing kitty.

In this episode, Carol gets disciplinary, Nick receives some news and they help out with a licky dog and repackaging returns.

In this episode, Carol has a near death experience, Nick has an issue with his ringtone, they help a man with his award winning dentist and assist in choosing lunch

This week, Nick and Carol are suffering some noise, they help out with a copy-cat, a girlfriend's difficult family and assist a lady who needs to sit down to take her earrings off.

This week, Carol reads an article about one of her marriages, Nick says 'no thanks' to a cookie and they help out with a problem in the bedroom

This time, Nick and Carol help out on the promenade, advise on a computer issue and assist with hill etiquette.

This time, Carol is having a run-in with the government, Nick has an issue with a bank, they help out with a neighbour's delivery and advise a gym-goer who fancies her trainer.

This time, a pervert stares at taps, Nick gets amused at the dentist, Carol measures herself against James Bond and they help a person who is hearing things.

In this episode Carol gets some grief, Nick finds a problem with a supplement, they help a passenger on a train and assist with some picky technology.

In this episode, Carol goes to a fantasy land, Nick pretends to be doing something at work, there's a brief encounter in an airport and they help out with German food.

This week, Nick and Carol have a fashion fail, they help a man who can't stand work and assist with someone's teeth

This time, Nick and Carol help someone who wants to get naked on TV, they share a money saving tip for a trip to Paris and assist with an unexpected guest.

This week, Nick and Carol watch farmers doing something unmentionable in fields, Carol comes under attack, Nick gets a weird order at the bar and they help a man whose wife won't go where he wants on holiday.

This week, Nick takes a peek at Carol's room, Carol swerves the make-up counter, they help out with too much packaging and try not to break anything

This time, Nick and Carol compare hats, they help a compulsive worrier, hear about a nightmare and have an appointment with the drug doctor.

This week, Carol does/doesn't complain about the weather, Nick has a plan to get a free holiday, they get taught about hotel cleanliness and tackle ageism.

This week, Nick and Carol talk about Steve Wright, they go shopping for c**p, express their love of butter and help out a man whose wife eats funny.

This time, Carol throws some shade, Nick goes to the Olympics, they help out a person with bathroom noises and check how much footballers earn.

This week, Carol gets a visit form the gendarmes, Nick gets confused by fruit, they help a man with is name and pick sides in a neighbours' dispute

This week, Nick weathers a storm, Carol has a beverage, they complain about their restaurant tables and decide to plump their pillows.

This week, Nick makes the mistake of checking his bag, Carol flings things around willy-nilly, they help a man with his coat and run a few ideas up the flagpole

This week, Nick gets asked something in the street, Carol explains her feelings about the London mayor and farming, and they help out with the issue of marrying for money.

This episode features a built-in delay, Nick collars a billionaire, Carol goes all "Judith Chalmers", Nick finds out a famous person bought his flat and they help a man with a hat.

In this episode, Carole drops an E, Nick takes a trip up a canal without a gondola, they help a person with their name and give good telly advice.

This week, Carol refuses to do the ironing, Nick picks on Easter, they help out a man who does everything and one that wants to leave the country.

This week, Carol refuses to cooperate with the police, Nick tries bathroom basketball and they help out a chap who claims he isn't normal

This week, Nick and Carol look into the future, Carol has an energy failure, Nick takes a selfie, they peer at Brad Pitt's face and fight about Alastair Campbell.

This week Nick and Carol connect a gas cannister, get confused in a trade shop, go on the attack and take a look at Ed Sheeran.

This week, in part one of our new twice weekly podcast, Nick and Carol have a fight with the technology, they help with the dishes, pick a plumber and try to stop swearing.

This week, Carol buys some shoes, Nick defends his furniture, they avoid the Ikea trek, help out with a charity outrage and assist with the oven.

This week, Nick and Carol pour their drinks down the loo, have weird dreams, clean the carpets, get scared by Chat GPT and take care of the pets.

This week, Carol has some money saving advice, Nick tries to un-hunch his shoulders, they help out with the Tooth Fairy, plan the buffet strategy and assist with the Christmas cards.

This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife and untangle a political slogan

This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where Hammersmith went.

This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship actors.

This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework

This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long distance love affair.

This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial intelligence and pay with change.

This week, Nick and Carol are over at Becks' place, they have breakfast out and help with a cat, a bat and some awful grandchildren.

This week, Carol sets her alarm, Nick takes advantage of a window of opportunity, they are both brave little soldiers when visiting the dentist, they go wilding and get attached to the people on the telly.

This week, Carol complains a lot, Nick leaves the hotel shampoo, they help out with a water problem, peer at bugs and wonder at scaffolding.

This week, Carol gets bothered by her husband, Nick refuses to rate the service, they help a woman who's husband is turning into his dad, there's trouble with a builder and they strike a destination off their holiday list.

This week, Nick and Carol try not to get any water on them, get bored with other people's grand-kids, Carol takes up an instrument and Nick rumbles a dog's game

This week, Carol ponders doing something frightening on TV, Nick orders from the 1970s menu, they avoid a shower of spittle and splash the cash.

This week, Nick and Carol try shaking hands, Carol cooks up a storm, Nick has it out with a gym goer and they help put things back together

This week Nick crosses the border into a militarised seaside resort, Carol thinks of selling pictures of her feet and there's a problem thats quite hairy.

This week, Nick and Carol help to make the bed, Carol goes all 1970's, Nick cracks a Russian code and they try to remember that funny bloke from the thing.

This week, Carol washes her trainers, Nick talks about tails, they fix Netflix and have a bash at cheering someone up.

This week, Nick and Carol follow the weather, avoid bears, help a holidaymaker and check their blood pressure.

This week, Nick and Carol are on their worst behaviour, try on Napoleon's hat for size, help out on a roundabout and check in as a singleton

This week, Nick and Carol have a heated debate, Carol tries to call the government, Nick sees an incident with a dog and there's a huge pair of lips.

This week, Nick and Carol get a pest drunk, Carol gets an offer she can't accept, Nick gets a grammar lesson and they argue about lunch.

This week, Carol shows a part of herself on television, Nick takes action against the sun and they help out with puppy love, air conditioning and invent a new contest.

This week, the class system question is solved, Carol gets attacked mid-podcast, Nick feels like an idiot and there's a problem in the loo.

This week, in a festival of assistance, Nick and Carol weigh in at the airport, fail a job interview, Carol threatens her husband and Nick fails to get served at the bar.

This week, Nick sees a shag in Brighton, Carol goes over the Shard, they argue about class, coffee, sandwiches, salads and maths but agree on queuing and browning.

This week, Nick and Carol want to know if you're OK, Carol has a mouth related accident and Nick picks a fight with the Hells Angels.

This week, Carol forgets where she's just been, Nick gets assaulted with a cassette, they help someone with a boring stalker and have a great idea about clubbing.

This week, Nick and Carol give some sensible Scilly advice, forget who just died and assist with an incontinent dog.

This week, Nick and Carol talk telly, Nick looks up a hotel he can't afford and tries clothes that don't suit him, Carol goes to butler school and fails to pull off a snakeskin jacket and they take a shower, but not together.

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This week, Carol gets abuse and goes viral, Nick turns off daytime TV, Carol refuses to go to somewhere awful, they help a man with a dog bed and rate a classic rock song.

This week, Carol makes an error, Nick is remarkably understanding, they get lost in a car park and talk to a robot.

This week, Carol has a rendezvous, Nick dreams of pudding, Carol gets a winkle and they talk Oxford Street, David Bowie and having a clear-out.

In this ruder than usual episode, Nick is put on hold, Carol picks a fight with Robocop, they help a man with his emails and they both fail to evolve.

This week, Carol claims to have powers, Nick begs to differ, they peer at the King, order a really small coffee and try to park

This week Nick has a code id his doze and Carol is just as sympathetic as you would expect. They talk super-spies, ask for a receipt and help someone to be less nice.

This week, Nick and Carol get ready to go out, point at good looking people, help a man who hired a moron, keep track of the kids and measure Brad Pitt.

This week, Nick and Carol help out a bored teen, try to get a mouse out of the house, eat banas and shrimp and have a fire emergency.

This week, Nick is slightly hung-over, Carol is in no mood for nonsense, they dress in gym clothes and talk sausages and ping food.

This week, Nick and Carol search for perfection, Carol gets a quick medical, Nick gets up for a full English, they compare dinner dates and find a terrific/terrible way to start the day

This week, Nick gets followed by Google, Carol has an issue with her face, they help out at the hairdressers and give excellent advice for the loo.

This week, Nick and Carol accidentally ignore a question about the Magic Roundabout, Nick goes in search of a pastry, Carol takes a selfie in the loo,and Chat GPT has them both bang to rights.

This week, Nick and Carol have to be on their best behaviour, they try to sing in an English accent, peer at the kids' hairstyles and try to open a bottle of shampoo.

This week, Carol puts on her pinny, Nick takes charge of the toothbrush and everyone forgets everyone's names.

This week, Carol finds out what not to order at the bar, Nick gets something exciting in the post and we conduct an experiment with sound.

This week, Carol gets her kit off, Nick has a special delivery, they go moron spotting and look up something they shouldn't in the dictionary.

This week, Nick and Carol smell nice, get bored in Belgium, check their credit card statements, order something in French and clean the house.

This week, Nick and Carol compare their waste, help a vegan, do a runner and plan a stress-free year.

This week, Carol recounts her triumphant quiz show appearance, Nick has a problem with his new air fryer, a lady in France has an issue with garlic bread, there's snoring neighbours and how not to kill your houseplants.

This week, Nick and Carol pack the podcast full of festive assistance. There's family squabbles sorted, the decorations untangled, the dinner fixed and presents chosen. Plus, Carol has a confession!

This week, Carol goes on a sunny holiday with disastrous results, Nick sits at home freezing his bottom off, they root around some department stores and give good advice on where to live.

This week: Carol preps for a flight, Nick spots a nappy in Blackpool, they earwig someone's call on a train and spot a hair issue at the World Cup.

It's a whodunnit this week and Nick and Carol try to get to the bottom of it, they also tackle a pizza, get a piercing and share some gum.

This week, Carol has a compliant, Nick gets festive early, they help a disappearing woman and sort out a lists addict.

This week, Carol goes to Lapland, Nick is hot in bed, there's advice on rating your old employer and what not to eat on a plane.

This week, Nick and Carol abuse an electric toothbrush, cross a river the expensive way, iron the sheets and are amazed at the genius of trees

This week, Carol loses her iPad, Nick breaks into a run, they smell the roses and refuse the sex chocolates.

This week, Nick and Carol dial 999, tell the neighbours to keep it down, peer at swans and make a scene in WH Smiths.

This week, Nick and Carol order breakfast, give an IT man a one star review, fail to make friends at work, think about joining a commune and choose between their bottom and their face.

In this week's globe-trotting issue, we take a trip round Carol's French garden, Nick gets disappointed in a bakery in Soho, there's a family problem about a trip to New York, an issue with a neighbour in Lanzarote and advice on how to avoid Piers Morgan on holiday.

This week, Carol has a fight with a washing machine, Nick gets picked up in Los Angeles, there's an issue with a bad boss and an incident with a reclining seat

This week, Carol is a pain in the neck, Nick imagines people naked, there's some unpleasantness on a Zoom meeting and they get the feeling they're being watched.

This week, Nick and Carol talk about competitive emoting, Carol loses her numbers, there's an encounter with Taylor Swift and something unpleasant about wind.

This week, Nick and Carol help out on Southend Pier, have an issue with drugs, find problems filling up and watch a festival of cheating.

This week, Nick and Carol get to the bottom of it, Nick has an incident on a boat, Carol appears on the news, they identify a problem with sports fans and launch an attack on estate agents.

This week, Nick is in a rush, Carol gets on stage, they cling to old friends, navigate a roundabout and almost make a pizza.

This week, Nick and Carol pick a fight with computers, Carol shares too much about her decor, there's a unique way of eating Jaffa Cakes, Nick still hasn't had his dinner, there's a problem with Kent and panic on a plane

This week's is the one that should have gone out last week, that we thought had been lost but was found thanks to the nice people at Zencastr. Carol gets in a fight with a washing machine, Nick amuses two nuns and there's pudding.

This week, Nick and Carol go star spotting, listen to a hospital machine rocking out and hear of some unpleasantness at a tourist attraction

This week, Nick and Carol actually give some pretty good advice about renting or buying a place to live, Nick goes on a controversial night out and Carol recovers from a bender.

This week, Nick and Carol get up on the good foot, Carol promises not to behead her waiter, Nick decides where not to go on holiday and they help out with rude people.

This week, Nick and Carol hitch a lift, Carol gets her fur rubbed the wrong way and Nick admires vandalism.

This week, Nick gets a drink in prison, Carol makes a stink and they compare plastic surgery and star signs.

This week, Nick and Carol take in the view, Carol makes a legally enforceable promise, they help with the ringing in your ears and avoid watching snuff videos.

This week, Nick gets crowded, Carol has a long lunch, they both give surprisingly good holiday advice and suggest where not to stick a camera.

This week, Carol makes a smell, Nick tries the juice of the jungle, they help someone who doesn’t know whether to speed up or slow down and have an incident with the law.

This week, Nick and Carol fix a car, sympathise with Wills, hear noises in their heads and figure out why we are here.

This week Nick and Carol help with diction, assist with a broken mirror, decide on a big move and find some lost sunglasses.

This week, Nick goes on about his holiday, Carol gets bitten by a thing and there’s excellent advice on getting away from it all.

This week, Nick and Carol get their certificates, help out a student with his Latin and give great advice on attending an awards ceremony.

This week, Carol tries to please her fans, Nick gets patted on the head, there’s problems with birds, cats and rats, they have too much choice and go searching for trees and rhinos but not in the same place.

This week, Nick and Carol explain when it is acceptable to have a small personal accident in front of your partner, Carol gets stuck in a festival, Nick tries to stop electricity leaking out and they both help with an eating problem.

This week, Nick and Carol decide whether not play tennis or golf, Carol gets assaulted at the airport, Nick sleeps in late and they both get some paella in.

This week, Nick and Carol order a low alcoholic beverage, help and insomniac, peer at a dripping tap and have trouble on a train.

This week Nick and Carol help out with a dental problem, wonder whether to risk a holiday and Carol fails to hit an important button.

This week Nick and Carol share a lack of love for Shakespeare, construct a forbidden playlist and help out on the school run

This week, Nick and Carol watch something stupid, there’s advice about chewing gum and keeping your hands smooth and Carol’s hubby gets an indecent proposal.

This week, Nick and Carol help with other people’s dogs, get pedantic about grammar and make a racket walking down the street.

This week, Nick and Carol help a Nigel, Nick finds it hard to remember anything, Carol shares too much and they learn when you can’t have any pudding.

This week, Nick and Carol help a dissatisfied radio listener, battle a big fly, accept cookies and go (separately) to have a drink in the Houses of Parliament. Guess which one got thrown out?

This week, Nick ad Carol protest that they ain’t done nuffink, Carol buys something huge by mistake, Nick admires the view from the edge and they both overdose on cookies.

This week, Carol is back from her holidays, Nick gets an offer he might refuse, they help find a person’s mojo and there’s party fun with the contents of the fridge.

This week, Nick and Carol get updated, Carol defends her wardrobe, Nick is attacked while driving and they have excellent advice for friends of new mothers.

This week, Carol paints her nails, Nick drives round Croydon and they compare there’s a guessing game about holidays.

This week, Nick and Carol help someone who takes their life in their hands driving through Croydon, deal with rodent issue, remember the last time they cried and upset a Garry.

This week, Nick and Carol help a person with a LOT of problems, get shown to a bad restaurant table, discuss forcing people to watch Carol on the telly and Nick makes a mistake in a cab.

This week, Nick and Carol go shopping, help an unread writer, discover something weird about Nick and about Carol’s pen pal. Plus, their favourite clips from the past 100 episodes, including the all-time most requested moment.

On the 99th episode, Nick and Carol make someone laugh at a vaccinator, help a worker whose colleagues are too cheery and another whose flatmates are too messy and Carol recalls what happened in a previous life.

In this week's Christmas special Nick and Carol are full of festive spirit and help a LOT of people. No, really.

This week, Nick remembers not to turn left and Carol goes under the influence, they help with a mother's texting, hiding the presents and chopping down trees.

This week, Nick and Carol go to the doctors, bleep out the rude bits, suck water out of the air, advise an old thrill seeker, choose a table in a restaurant they can't have and tell someone how to avoid a friend's boring husband.

This week, Nick and Carol think you should keep some things to yourself, decide not to go to the theatre, plan an escape from jail and Nick gets cold while Carol gets sexy.

This week, Nick and Carol help someone who needs a time machine, over-share, crash into things, spot a James Bond lookalike, try not to pick fights with airline stewards and spot some mimers.

This week: Carol overindulges, Nick gets done for going backwards, they take a trip round a festive tat sale, help someone addicted to calling the radio and give bad career advice to a lawyer.

This week, Nick and Carol send their pizzas back, help with some winter blues, get asked to go on Strictly Come Dancing, find the best place for your toothbrush, and pick the safest place on a sled.

This week, a dive into Carol's CD collection, getting the other half to rake the leaves, being weird while shopping, paying a ransom for your doodle and something awful in a burger joint.

This week, Nick and Carol talk about being inappropriate with the management, getting wound up, Punch and Judy shows, old James Bond films, insulting your wife and being serious

This week, Nick and Carol accept rides from strangers, help someone say "missing you", appear to be married and have fun at the dentists.

nick and Carol are back and just as helpful as they ever were. This week, getting off Fortnite, boozy lunches, telling your boss what you shouldn't and being slowed down.

This week there is no new episode, instead this is the tape from June 2019 of the first time we got together after decades apart to try out what became the podcast you know.

Nick and Carol attack the breakfast buffet, pack for Belfast and sound drunk but it's not their fault.

This week, Nick and Carol affect someone's behaviour, help with a toilet issue, knit their own blanket and discover the new Victor Meldrew.

This week Nick and Carol get invited to dinner but no food for them, worrying news about Thailand, the pregnancy minefield and being intolerant of intolerance.

This week, Carol is getting ready for her tour but has forgotten something important, Robert Redford tells a joke, there's tips on buying a house and Bryan Ferry touches someone's knee.

This week, Nick and Carol are a danger to celebrities, discuss not doing dogs and how to be more rock'n'roll playing the piano

This week, what ghosts wear, the boredom of being a barrister, blaming your parents, having an accident and Carol's late for lunch.

In this bumper summer edition, Nick and Carol talk drinking on a plane, falling asleep with a stranger, ghosts, fizzy pop, getting your bus pass and the Rolling Stones.

This week, Nick and Carol give advice on telling the truth on dating sites, cutting your sandwich in half, selecting a password and arguing with friends.

This week Nick and Carol get uptight about language, help a man with a dentist habit, attack a spaceman and forget everyone's name.

This week, Nick and Carol's hair goes flat, they root about in the picture box, contemplate a breakfast sausage, refuse flip-flops and Carol gets discovered in the last place you'd look.

This week, Nick and Carol jump into a hot tub, hob nob with a major film star and buy a yogurt.

This week, Nick and Carol drive on the wrong side of the road, can't start laughing or stop laughing and take the end and stick it at the front.

This week, Carol is back in France and still complaining, we tackle Sunday builders, fail to water the plants, sing along to the kettle, are forced to accept party invitations and go bowling.

This week, Nick and Carol skip sports, get stared at by a baby, spot a Boris Johnson look-a-like and don't like likes.

This week, Nick and Carol endure multiple shop nightmares, get a little something in the post and take a lesson in pronunciation.

This week, Nick and Carol iron their smalls, exercise under the desk and try to get the world's most annoying song out of their heads.

This week, Nick and Carol suffer a wardrobe malfunction (actually, just Carol), an anonymous helper steps into the light, they help a wallflower mingle, are placed on hold a lot and take on an airline executive.

This week, Nick and Carol get floored by perhaps the best email yet, drop their biscuit in their tea and swear A LOT.

This week, Nick and Carol get their eyes fixed, forget where they put their keys, find the booze shelf bare and go on a sausage hunt.

This week Nick and Carol turn their phones very off, talk cruising, almost hang out with Beckham and Clooney and have a mild disagreement about...everything.

This week Nick and Carol finally unravel The Great Red Ball Mystery from last week, find an unflattering thing to say about new cars, try to remember what normal looks like and go in search of their mojos.

This week, Nick and Carol fix Saturday Night TV, select some casual wear from the Grattan Catalogue and investigate the hidden device that you didn't know you had.

This week, Nick and Carol congratulate us all for being good little conservers, Carol refuses to take a call, Nick gets drowned in paper, they eat in the bath and attacked by a Pole.

This week, Nick and Carol get cosy with a super-spy, spot a listening device in their homes, plan to avoid a pub garden and get bored of their friends.

This week, Nick and Carol get light headed, groan a lot, swerve Zoom and help a man who doesn't know what his problem is.

This week, Nick and Carol remember how they met, forget what it is like to see street life and experience a Japanese toilet.

This week, Nick and Carol help a kid with his homework, spend too long in the bath, fight with the census and enjoy lock-in a little too much.

This week, Nick and Carol help with expressing sighs of contentment, playing spot the witch, try edible maggots and definitely don't repeat themselves.

This week, Nick and Carol go rollercoasting, catch cows, fight with a kettle and ask the internet for free money.

This week, Nick and Carol have helpful advice on finding out passwords with an axe and a power tool, marvel at the date and find out how to get maximum value for money from your taxes.

This week Nick and Carol bring people together but also pull people apart, find something to do under lockdown and help bring a little grumpiness into the world.

This week, Nick and Carol forget what they are supposed to be doing and fail at their jobs, try on some very old clothes, look themselves up on the internet and there's swearing in a Scottish accent.

This week, Nick gets stuck on the ice, Carol finds out where she works, why the TV news always sends weather reporters outside in storms and who is worth nine million dollars?

This week, Nick and Carol clear some cupboard space, practice good dental hygiene, tackle armed police and do mental arithmetic

This week, Nick & Carol get schooled on science, give weight loss advice, peek behind the scenes of a huge TV and groom a pooch

This week, Nick and Carol come up with some names for a rock'n'roller, fail to tip the removal men and leave the dishes in the sink.

This week Nick and Carol wonder how the world would ever get on without us humans, advise someone who tries too hard to please and say something insensitive (no surprise there).

This week Nick and Carol swap recurring dreams, help out a chap whose friend has the hump with him and then compare seats.

In this extra long festive edition, Nick and Carol talk baubles, help a man who sees his girlfriend as a fish and stop two brothers fighting in the back seat. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol have their homework marked and are told they must do better, find out what goes on in Norfolk and have a major dispute about what to do with jam. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol join the Flying Squad, send a message on a machine from another age, talk Saturday Night TV and help a desperate man in a pub. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol suffer through a blast from the past, help people that don't really need helping and go riding in their cars. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol start the day the old fashioned way, discuss the desperation of Britain's most famous couple, get a thumbs up from outside their target demographic and get buried in stuff. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol actually do help someone who has a problem with his car being unattractive to the opposite sex, Carol has technical issues, Nick gets spam, and we learn how to avoid getting your hand chopped off. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, someone's numbers come up, a chocoholic needs a fridge door lock and drinking rocket fuel. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol are at the end of their tethers, Carol picks a peck of peppercorns, Nick has a fight with a leaf blower and they both end up s**t creek. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick throws a fit in Greenwich, Carol defends herself against criminal charges and they both pick a fight with estate agents. Also, some people's problems are (sort of) solved (a bit). Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol tell those next door to keep it down a bit, try to prevent a domestic incident and don't give up anything for Stoptober. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick fails to help Carol with a travel issue, Carol goes into plumbing, they both hunt for Nick on the internet and choose the best place to see the world explode. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick is asked a fundamental question, Carol receives WAY too much information about airports and they tackle the booze cupboard. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol have a refreshing cigarette break in the surf, help the world with philanthropy and end up back in the toilet again. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol agree on a couple of safe words, help a man in a boring occupation become a superhero, finish doing thedishes and answer the biggest question of all time. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol go caravaning on water, help a man in Barnsley who has a problem with China and deal with a pain in the neck. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and carol are stuck in the toilet being the paper police, Carol goes cruelty-free and they are asked the most profound question of this or any other time. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol try to help a person that won't say what the problem is, they get locked out but it wasn't their fault and its off to the caravan and mother's coming too, whether you like it or not. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol bait their hooks, Carol catches a goose and Nick ends up in hospital, there's a dash to the airport and there's a little light trolling. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol inspect a bathroom, say where they thought they'd be in the future when they were younger and less beautiful and they attack selective hearing. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol help someone who is irritated by absolutely everyone after being locked in for so long, tackle the tricky love life of the new normal and make a plan for the rest of your life. They really do help this week! Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol get an uncontrollable urge, recieve some whining at about Millenials and Carol finds she has a doppelganger, someone exactly like her aaprt from one important thing. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol refuse to work harder, dance like no-one's watching, pop into a pub and find a use for the cardboard tube in a toilet roll. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, after a peek behind the scenes, Nick is subject to a personal attack and Carol answers a woman complainin' about dropped g's, while droppin' her g's and they both finally agree on something! Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol get an indecent proposal, suffer the heat in Hong Kong, plan a surprise birthday party and help out a Hi-Fi hoarder. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol come to the assistance of a person who knows a Carole with an "e", that is not as funny as our Carol without an "e", they smooth over a relationship going sour because one person will not close the drawers after him and help out with an arrogant cat. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol help a man who has got too used to his lockdown life, fail to assist a person with a neighbour problem by going on about the effects of champagne on planes and wonder why evolution hasn't kept up with the human race. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol help a man who thinks his girlfriend has an underarm landscaping problem, we attack backpack wearers on trains, advise on smoking cigars and try to help a person who doesn't need our help. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol try finding out which accent is funniest without offending anyone, help someone whose partner keeps moving things around and are foxed by a question from a 12 year old. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol shout down from upstairs, drive a forklift over men in black hard hats and tackle boring parents. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol help a person who is having their peace disturbed by a Wendy House, ponder about whether bad people know they are bad and the big thing that Zoom users don't think about. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol assist a person who wants to be a good neighbor, disagree about food in interesting shapes and aid a man who wants to choose between his wife and his video games. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol tackle music blasting through open windows, where not to travel to and which accents are the most trustworthy. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol help a man who has moron problems, there's naked cartoon characters and how to stop your nails growing. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

Nick and Carol "help" a person with boundary issues, discuss experts and assist a desperate man with chat-up lines. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol assist a woman with a bingo problem, we investigate suing a whole country and help out with a wierdo-magnet. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol help out with a Death Metal problem, assist a person with a very short issue and Carol is accused of historical abuse (!) Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol go into the bathroom together, experience an unexpected guest or two and take their feet off the seats. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week Nick and Carol look into a puppy's eyes, there's some finger-wagging and some high anxiety. To be helped, send your problems to nickandcarol@global.com. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

This week, Nick and Carol help someone with a coffee problem, there's a mystifying email about gardens and lemons, and a Generation Z'er complains. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

The worst dog's name ever... Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

How do you make new friends? How much control do you have on an aeroplane? Do you like noise-cancelling headphones? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

Do we need the Royal family? Is £83 million too much? Should cannabis be illegal? Do you like Jane McDonald Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

How many cows do we need? Did Shakespeare write his plays? Will the human race die out? Why is theatre so fake? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

What's the best noise ever? How do you earn £600,000 a year for smiling? Whom do influencers influence? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

Who's Schrödinger? What does a sheep dog really know? When a fly dies, does its body evaporate and leave the wings? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

What's a soffit? Will squirrels attack us? Would you leave your house if seagulls were waiting outside? Can you do a South-African accent? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

What's the format of widescreen? Does 8K make you feel seasick? Wouldn't a big TV look stupid in the corner? Can't you just watch TV on your phone? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

Why do people go to Oxford Street? What happens to old binoculars? Should you wear sandals? Why does everyone have to wear a high-vis jacket? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff