What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

By Global

Nick and Carol are back! Nick and Carol care about your problems. No, seriously. In this podcast they try to solve your issues. If they fail, that is not Nick and Carol's fault - it's probably down to the EU, or something. Send your problems to nickandcarol@global.com and prepare to be happy. (Happiness not guaranteed, terms and conditions apply, always read the label).

Episodes

Caught short with nowhere to go

This week, Nick throws a fit in Greenwich, Carol defends herself against criminal charges and they both pick a fight with estate agents. Also, some people's problems are (sort of) solved (a bit). Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
26/10/2055m 26s

Neighbours that go bump in the night

This week Nick and Carol tell those next door to keep it down a bit, try to prevent a domestic incident and don't give up anything for Stoptober. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
19/10/2050m 59s

Carol does her nut

This week, Nick fails to help Carol with a travel issue, Carol goes into plumbing, they both hunt for Nick on the internet and choose the best place to see the world explode. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
12/10/2052m 54s

Carol gets corrected

This week, Nick is asked a fundamental question, Carol receives WAY too much information about airports and they tackle the booze cupboard. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
05/10/2053m 29s

Is everybody happy?

This week, Nick and Carol have a refreshing cigarette break in the surf, help the world with philanthropy and end up back in the toilet again. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
30/09/2037m 24s

Sausages and dingleberries

This week, Nick and Carol agree on a couple of safe words, help a man in a boring occupation become a superhero, finish doing thedishes and answer the biggest question of all time. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
21/09/2050m 28s

Saved by the banana

This week, Nick and Carol go caravaning on water, help a man in Barnsley who has a problem with China and deal with a pain in the neck. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
14/09/2047m 22s

Over or under?

This week, Nick and carol are stuck in the toilet being the paper police, Carol goes cruelty-free and they are asked the most profound question of this or any other time. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
07/09/2039m 46s

Caravanning with Mother

This week Nick and Carol try to help a person that won't say what the problem is, they get locked out but it wasn't their fault and its off to the caravan and mother's coming too, whether you like it or not. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
31/08/2052m 21s

Gone fishing

This week, Nick and Carol bait their hooks, Carol catches a goose and Nick ends up in hospital, there's a dash to the airport and there's a little light trolling. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
24/08/2050m 31s

Toilet roll origami

This week, Nick and Carol inspect a bathroom, say where they thought they'd be in the future when they were younger and less beautiful and they attack selective hearing. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
17/08/2043m 47s

Everyone annoys me!

This week Nick and Carol help someone who is irritated by absolutely everyone after being locked in for so long, tackle the tricky love life of the new normal and make a plan for the rest of your life. They really do help this week! Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
10/08/2041m 32s

Throwing your pint in someone's face

This week, Nick and Carol get an uncontrollable urge, recieve some whining at about Millenials and Carol finds she has a doppelganger, someone exactly like her aaprt from one important thing. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
03/08/2045m 1s

The fresh air between my sheets

This week, Nick and Carol refuse to work harder, dance like no-one's watching, pop into a pub and find a use for the cardboard tube in a toilet roll. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
27/07/2050m 56s

One word: MASSIVE!

This week, after a peek behind the scenes, Nick is subject to a personal attack and Carol answers a woman complainin' about dropped g's, while droppin' her g's and they both finally agree on something! Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
20/07/2045m 0s

Are you after some business?

This week, Nick and Carol get an indecent proposal, suffer the heat in Hong Kong, plan a surprise birthday party and help out a Hi-Fi hoarder. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
13/07/2041m 10s

Shut that drawer!

This week, Nick and Carol come to the assistance of a person who knows a Carole with an "e", that is not as funny as our Carol without an "e", they smooth over a relationship going sour because one person will not close the drawers after him and help out with an arrogant cat. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
06/07/2034m 13s

Letting out gas on a plane

This week Nick and Carol help a man who has got too used to his lockdown life, fail to assist a person with a neighbour problem by going on about the effects of champagne on planes and wonder why evolution hasn't kept up with the human race. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
30/06/2043m 12s

To shave or not to shave

This week, Nick and Carol help a man who thinks his girlfriend has an underarm landscaping problem, we attack backpack wearers on trains, advise on smoking cigars and try to help a person who doesn't need our help. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
22/06/2034m 55s

Keeping tabs on your stuff

This week, Nick and Carol try finding out which accent is funniest without offending anyone, help someone whose partner keeps moving things around and are foxed by a question from a 12 year old. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
16/06/2032m 19s

The perfect excuse

This week, Nick and Carol shout down from upstairs, drive a forklift over men in black hard hats and tackle boring parents. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
08/06/2030m 5s

We can see up your nose!

This week, Nick and Carol help a person who is having their peace disturbed by a Wendy House, ponder about whether bad people know they are bad and the big thing that Zoom users don't think about. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
01/06/2041m 11s

Spelling "HELP" with Alphabetti Spaghetti

This week, Nick and Carol assist a person who wants to be a good neighbor, disagree about food in interesting shapes and aid a man who wants to choose between his wife and his video games. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
25/05/2039m 50s

Who to leave your cow with

This week Nick and Carol tackle music blasting through open windows, where not to travel to and which accents are the most trustworthy. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
19/05/2049m 28s

Donald Duck's got no pants on

This week Nick and Carol help a man who has moron problems, there's naked cartoon characters and how to stop your nails growing. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
11/05/2040m 11s

Millions of screaming kids

Nick and Carol "help" a person with boundary issues, discuss experts and assist a desperate man with chat-up lines. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
04/05/2044m 26s

Winging it

This week Nick and Carol assist a woman with a bingo problem, we investigate suing a whole country and help out with a wierdo-magnet. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
27/04/2036m 57s

A cat leaves a present for a dog

This week Nick and Carol help out with a Death Metal problem, assist a person with a very short issue and Carol is accused of historical abuse (!) Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
20/04/2037m 8s

Guess who else is coming to dinner

This week, Nick and Carol go into the bathroom together, experience an unexpected guest or two and take their feet off the seats. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
30/03/2035m 12s

A little too much adorableness

This week Nick and Carol look into a puppy's eyes, there's some finger-wagging and some high anxiety. To be helped, send your problems to nickandcarol@global.com. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
24/03/2033m 0s

What are we allowed to say these days?

This week, Nick and Carol help someone with a coffee problem, there's a mystifying email about gardens and lemons, and a Generation Z'er complains. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
17/03/2034m 4s

The worst dog's name ever

The worst dog's name ever... Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
10/03/2035m 42s

I've had millions of jobs and I've mentally been to Australia

How do you make new friends? How much control do you have on an aeroplane? Do you like noise-cancelling headphones? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
09/03/2034m 33s

Cats have brains and I'm never going on a cruise

Do we need the Royal family? Is £83 million too much? Should cannabis be illegal? Do you like Jane McDonald Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
02/03/2035m 16s

I never tell the truth and superfood is garbage

How many cows do we need? Did Shakespeare write his plays? Will the human race die out? Why is theatre so fake? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
24/02/2025m 34s

I don't want to work in an office and Tom Cruise is alright

What's the best noise ever? How do you earn £600,000 a year for smiling? Whom do influencers influence? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
17/02/2031m 4s

Newsreaders used to wear cardigans and dogs are stupid

Who's Schrödinger? What does a sheep dog really know? When a fly dies, does its body evaporate and leave the wings? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
10/02/2037m 35s

We're soft and animals will work out that we won't fight back

What's a soffit? Will squirrels attack us? Would you leave your house if seagulls were waiting outside? Can you do a South-African accent? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
03/02/2031m 42s

A 65" telly is ridiculous and I don't want a bigger one

What's the format of widescreen? Does 8K make you feel seasick? Wouldn't a big TV look stupid in the corner? Can't you just watch TV on your phone? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
27/01/2024m 46s

Oxford Street is hideous and I don't remember anyone's name

Why do people go to Oxford Street? What happens to old binoculars? Should you wear sandals? Why does everyone have to wear a high-vis jacket? Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff
20/01/2029m 33s

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