What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

By Global

Nick and Carol are back! Nick and Carol care about your problems. No, seriously. In this podcast they try to solve your issues. If they fail, that is not Nick and Carol's fault - it's probably down to the EU, or something. Send your problems to nickandcarol@global.com and prepare to be happy. (Happiness not guaranteed, terms and conditions apply, always read the label). For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

Episodes

Bezzies

In this episode, Carol goes woke, Nick shares too much and they help with buying presents and negotiating the buffet.

13/12/24•50m 14s

Celebrity Street

This week, Nick looks up Carol, Carol checks with the Mary and they help with house paint and fight with AI.

09/12/24•45m 5s

Act normal!

In this episode, Nick is having a technical issue, Carol is having a 'mare and they help with some Christmas lights and with a long commute.

06/12/24•56m 53s

A paralytic cooker

In this episode, Nick has a film crew in, Carol speaks French-ish and they help with selecting a death bat and with some trick glasses.

02/12/24•40m 43s

Pink jobs and blue jobs.

In this episode, Carol gets in some new wine, Nick has had enough cookies and they help with a wrong order at the Chinese takeaway and assist with being listened to.

29/11/24•47m 36s

The Nightmare Lounge

In this episode, Nick does a lot of singing, Carol wears a bin bag and they help with a negative Nancy and advise on how to spend a lot of money.

25/11/24•47m 46s

Cutting the fun in half

In this episode, Carol orders her in-flight meal, Nick thinks she'll stay hungry and they help writing a dissertation and with sorting out the sock drawer.

22/11/24•43m 12s

I can see you!

In this episode, Carol takes a nightmare trip, Nick is unprepared for what he can see and they help with breakfast and a loud pair of jeans.

17/11/24•51m 32s

A 4.5 Rupiah million bar bill.

In this episode, Carol has thunder, lightening, very very frightening and they help with a cooker and a racist Nan.

15/11/24•46m 46s

In-flight starvation

In this episode, Carol gets short-changed, Nick is almost sympathetic, there's tales of paradise and they help with queuing and hair dye stains.

11/11/24•40m 39s

Hangin' on the telephone

In this episode, Carol is waiting for a chat, Nick is disconnected and they help with table manners and with interrupting celebrities.

08/11/24•43m 45s

Quack, quack, oops.

In this episode, Carol makes makes a slip, Nick tries and fails to save her and they help with a classic TV series and a heavy-handed wife.

04/11/24•43m 39s

Husky Do

In this episode, Nick spots a Christmas tree and so does Carol and they help with the number zero and with where to sit on a dog sled.

01/11/24•40m 42s

"If I was a woman..."

In this episode, Nick keeps the cap attached, Carol doesn't and they help with a Drag Race fan and a very expensive dentist.

28/10/24•40m 50s

Little'un Large

In this episode, Carol goes undercover, Nick has a problem with a cloud and they help with boomeranging children and twisting pants.

25/10/24•48m 44s

Respect the dongle!

In this episode, Carol goes to pick something up, Nick wants to know what it is and they help with the menopause and with splitting logs

21/10/24•44m 40s

Venus is a hottie

In this episode, Carol is late for an appointment, Nick has a new addiction and they help a grandad who doesn't like the name and a person who needs an aid.

18/10/24•41m 48s

The Detritus!

In this episode, Carol has a delivery, Nick makes an horrific discovery and they help with a parent's annoying friend and with a couple who don't see eye-to-eye.

14/10/24•48m 21s

When to skip lunch

This week, Carol takes an opportunity when Nick can't hear her and they help with a language dilemma, a poster issue and with shedding pounds.

11/10/24•39m 51s

A job lot of clobber

In this episode, Carol steals some sachets, Nick has a morning revelation and they help with an idle relative and with what to do with a wedding dress.

07/10/24•41m 29s

Worryingly agreeable

In this episode, Nick and Carol help an Australian who is bored of Australia, assist with a wedding anniversary and with a first time buyer.

04/10/24•39m 57s

The Mad Axewoman of Hampstead

In this episode, Carol returns an odd item and they help with a pushy friend and mastering small talk.

30/09/24•46m 46s

The Celebrity Slaughtering Machine

In this episode, Nick and Carol help with a smelly vacuum cleaner and with what to see on a big trip.

27/09/24•47m 6s

Butty derangement syndrome

In this episode, Carol puts her blue jeans on, Nick wears a badge and they help with knotty bread issue.

23/09/24•38m 1s

Turning your pants inside out.

In this episode, Nick checks the electricity, Carol is late back from holiday and they help with the sheets.

20/09/24•50m 42s

The jeans fetish

In this episode, Carol attacks punks, Nick misses a superstar, they get some angry advice and help with a wierd job.

16/09/24•39m 43s

Staggering around the village

In this episode, Nick struggles with a new computer, Carol gets a comment from a local and they help with a restaurant dilemma and on how to cope with a big birthday.

13/09/24•41m 7s

Spicy, not smelly

In this episode, Carol spices up her nuts, Nick finishes his lunch and they help with describing yourself on dating websites

09/09/24•46m 33s

User error

This time, Carol finds she is not the account holder, Nick discovers he is not the administrator and they help with hiding valuables and ordering pizza.

06/09/24•46m 52s

Meeting Mr Blobby

In this episode, Nick is mad for it, Carol disapproves, they look into a bucket hat, help with a cat problem and advise on spam calls.

02/09/24•48m 39s

The Vestment Divesters.

In this episode, Nick suffers a carmageddon, Carol neglects hers, they come up with a money making scheme, help someone who's podcasts won't play and with remembering names.

30/08/24•46m 38s

Nick and Carol are murderers

This week, Nick and Carol play travel agents and they help review a TV show that neither of them have seen.

26/08/24•44m 31s

Gnaaaarrrrgh!

In this episode, Carol has a problem with her box, Nick as an issue with some tools and they help a nurse who wants a particular day off and a lad who wants a sports car.

23/08/24•43m 44s

I was a teenage slut

This week, Carol checks for an infestation, Nick assists with the packing and they help a Taylor Swift sufferer and choose where a nomad should settle down.

19/08/24•42m 56s

Puppet Porn

This week, Carol fails to spot Tom Cruise, Nick objects to a turn of phrase and they hear about an embarrassing family incident they caused and help with some wind-chimes.

16/08/24•45m 19s

The Plastic Flower Person

In this episode, Carol has a fruit problem, Nick tells her what do with them and they help with an accidental dinner invite and an offensive wedding list.

12/08/24•50m 11s

Knock, knock...

In this episode, Nick has the builders in, Carol complains about being balmy (not barmy) and they help with a family food dispute and an incident in a car park.

09/08/24•43m 1s

So Solid Who?

In this episode, Carol gets into a celebrity spat, Nick gets the belt and they deal with a sarcastic husband.

05/08/24•46m 15s

The Box and Bush

This week, Carol loses a loved thing, Nick kills an Acer and they help with a maintenance issue and with a rude sister-in-law.

02/08/24•46m 22s

The Blah Blah Lane

This week, Carol gets her feet out, Nick sends an emoji and they help with in-flight etiquette and with a tardy new friend

29/07/24•41m 46s

The chat line

In this episode, Carol organises her handbag, Nick chooses a password and they help with a shouty delivery man and with how to get in to a gym

26/07/24•47m 41s

The telepathetic episode

In this episode, Carol takes a peek inside, Nick visits a psychic and they help with a chatty neighbour.

22/07/24•38m 43s

Carol wins first prize

In this episode, Carol promises evidence of her misbehaviour, Nick calls in sick, they bid on some auction items and help someone who keeps winning things.

19/07/24•49m 56s

The ChatGPT query

In this episode, Carol is on her worst behaviour and so is Nick and they help with surviving World War 3 and are quizzed by a computer chip.

15/07/24•52m 58s

The word is "taboo".

In this episode, Carol orders a picture of herself, |Nick looks forward to his present and they try to stay out of an unfaithful relationship and there's advice on what not to eat in the Arctic.

12/07/24•51m 15s

The Ruined 250th Episode

In this episode, Carol agrees with Nick, Nick can't believe it and they help with a jealous friend and with buying stuff for a new flat-share

08/07/24•47m 55s

This episode is OK!

In this episode, Carol gets bitten, Nick is revolting and they help with being added to a WhatsApp list and a father who needs a new car.

05/07/24•55m 38s

The Groovy Hip Swingers

In this episode, Carol is offered a seat, Nick has an issue at the barbers and they help with a canvasser and what to do on holiday in the rain

01/07/24•46m 25s

What's Carol worth?

In this episode, there's some fake news about Carol and they help with an attraction at work and with what a 13 year old should be listening to.

28/06/24•45m 31s

Knobbling a judge

This week, Nick corrects a mistake, Carol gets her timing wrong and they help with a football non-fan and a couple who can't decide how to spend a windfall.

24/06/24•44m 59s

Somewhat tardy.

This week, Carol is cross but it's not Nick's fault, why would anyone think that? They help with shopping on a Bank Holiday and with a fantasy about a TV personality.

21/06/24•42m 7s

A nap between feet

This week, Carol is in the cellar, Nick contacts her husband and they help with moving house and taking a driving test.

17/06/24•44m 30s

Low IQ Pandas.

This week, Carol has an updating issue, Nick gets a compliment and they wonder at wildlife and give advice on throwing out old clothes.

14/06/24•48m 20s

Is my package in your box?

This week, Carol is desolated, Nick is wrapped in wool and they help a concerned flier and a disgusted dinner guest

10/06/24•44m 47s

Not sure about the frogs.

This week, Carol is at the end of her tether and it's not Nick's fault, mostly. They help with technology misbehaving and a height issue.

07/06/24•47m 37s

Who's Mike?

This week, Carol goes to a B&B, Nick goes to Glastonbury in his mind and they help to distinguish between a friend and an acquaintance.

03/06/24•37m 59s

Proper jobs

This week, Nick has a fantasy about a bodily function, carol is not impressed and they help a worker who has been called back to the office and with a rocky relationship.

31/05/24•46m 7s

Taking pictures of pants

In this episode, Carol paints her toes and Nick has an idea on how to speed that up, someone gets their snaps taken off Instagram and they help out with small talk at parties.

27/05/24•50m 30s

The one-footed pigeon

This time, Carol puts a member of the family in a bag, Nick looks at daytime television and they help with being outside and ordering a takeaway

24/05/24•41m 33s

Woozy inducing

This time, Carol gets giddy, they advise a mother whose children put her on speaker phone and help with an earworm.

20/05/24•40m 35s

Carol tolerates Nick's inadequacies

This time, there's hubble bubble toilet trouble, they help out with a house guest and Carol prepares for Armageddon.

17/05/24•46m 10s

Joanne's banned!

In this episode, there's a lot of Lidl action, Carol thinks about reading out loud, they help a foreigner with some English expressions and Nick is horrified to find he agrees with Carol.

13/05/24•39m 18s

Asking for directions

This time, Nick thinks about changing his tone, Carol picks a fight with van men and they get confused by Human Resources.

10/05/24•48m 1s

Everyone's a winner

This time, Carol has a theory about the Queen, while Nick does not and they help with negotiating a salary and with a couple thinking of taking the next step

06/05/24•46m 59s

Yes "it" is

In this episode, Carol is so furious her ears popped, Nick is just as understanding as usual and they help with an ABBA related injury.

03/05/24•49m 41s

The danger element

This time, Carol gets a bad Elvis, Nick bags a bargain, there's an incident in a yoga class and they help a builder with annoying clients

29/04/24•47m 23s

A pre-used lover

In this episode, Carol tries to try on some sunglasses, Nick storms away from a pub and they help a friendship with benefits and an issue with plane seats.

26/04/24•52m 24s

Huey who?

In this episode, there's a brief echo problem, after which Nick and Carol play "where are they now?" and wonder about the nostalgia of the future

22/04/24•48m 1s

Touching the thongs

In this episode Carol sings and Nick doesn't, they help out with a pastry dilemma and with a seating problem on trains.

19/04/24•47m 14s

Playing havoc with her 'do

In this episode, Nick hears of a clothing item with a special feature, Carol plans a trip, they advise on a car modification and help an ageing kitty.

15/04/24•42m 57s

The Rock 'n' Roll Wake

In this episode, Carol gets disciplinary, Nick receives some news and they help out with a licky dog and repackaging returns.

12/04/24•49m 47s

A Flobby Meal Deal

In this episode, Carol has a near death experience, Nick has an issue with his ringtone, they help a man with his award winning dentist and assist in choosing lunch

08/04/24•43m 22s

She's got the builders in.

This week, Nick and Carol are suffering some noise, they help out with a copy-cat, a girlfriend's difficult family and assist a lady who needs to sit down to take her earrings off.

05/04/24•47m 9s

A taptastrophic tilemageddon

This week, Carol reads an article about one of her marriages, Nick says 'no thanks' to a cookie and they help out with a problem in the bedroom

02/04/24•49m 23s

Rocking by the sea

This time, Nick and Carol help out on the promenade, advise on a computer issue and assist with hill etiquette.

29/03/24•42m 16s

Living on the edge

This time, Carol is having a run-in with the government, Nick has an issue with a bank, they help out with a neighbour's delivery and advise a gym-goer who fancies her trainer.

25/03/24•45m 21s

Big jobs

This time, a pervert stares at taps, Nick gets amused at the dentist, Carol measures herself against James Bond and they help a person who is hearing things.

22/03/24•47m 46s

A bloke walks in to a bar...

In this episode Carol gets some grief, Nick finds a problem with a supplement, they help a passenger on a train and assist with some picky technology.

18/03/24•46m 4s

Sprinkled with Tinker Bell dust.

In this episode, Carol goes to a fantasy land, Nick pretends to be doing something at work, there's a brief encounter in an airport and they help out with German food.

15/03/24•47m 1s

Noddy Holder's pool cleaner?

This week, Nick and Carol have a fashion fail, they help a man who can't stand work and assist with someone's teeth

11/03/24•37m 30s

A perfectly normal visitor

This time, Nick and Carol help someone who wants to get naked on TV, they share a money saving tip for a trip to Paris and assist with an unexpected guest.

08/03/24•46m 49s

Sticks with knobs on

This week, Nick and Carol watch farmers doing something unmentionable in fields, Carol comes under attack, Nick gets a weird order at the bar and they help a man whose wife won't go where he wants on holiday.

04/03/24•51m 10s

The one hit wonders

This week, Nick takes a peek at Carol's room, Carol swerves the make-up counter, they help out with too much packaging and try not to break anything

01/03/24•51m 22s

So much expertise!

This time, Nick and Carol compare hats, they help a compulsive worrier, hear about a nightmare and have an appointment with the drug doctor.

26/02/24•41m 9s

Hey sexy lady!

This week, Carol does/doesn't complain about the weather, Nick has a plan to get a free holiday, they get taught about hotel cleanliness and tackle ageism.

23/02/24•46m 25s

Problem...something...solution

This week, Nick and Carol talk about Steve Wright, they go shopping for c**p, express their love of butter and help out a man whose wife eats funny.

19/02/24•47m 1s

Carol McGiffin is hot!

This time, Carol throws some shade, Nick goes to the Olympics, they help out a person with bathroom noises and check how much footballers earn.

16/02/24•47m 29s

A real game of cat and mouse

This week, Carol gets a visit form the gendarmes, Nick gets confused by fruit, they help a man with is name and pick sides in a neighbours' dispute

12/02/24•41m 31s

Spanish ones are pants

This week, Nick weathers a storm, Carol has a beverage, they complain about their restaurant tables and decide to plump their pillows.

09/02/24•48m 42s

Blue sky thinking

This week, Nick makes the mistake of checking his bag, Carol flings things around willy-nilly, they help a man with his coat and run a few ideas up the flagpole

05/02/24•47m 17s

The most relaxing thing ever.

This week, Nick gets asked something in the street, Carol explains her feelings about the London mayor and farming, and they help out with the issue of marrying for money.

02/02/24•50m 15s

A bit of a lag

This episode features a built-in delay, Nick collars a billionaire, Carol goes all "Judith Chalmers", Nick finds out a famous person bought his flat and they help a man with a hat.

29/01/24•40m 46s

A newfangled episode

In this episode, Carole drops an E, Nick takes a trip up a canal without a gondola, they help a person with their name and give good telly advice.

26/01/24•46m 59s

Problems with stools

This week, Carol refuses to do the ironing, Nick picks on Easter, they help out a man who does everything and one that wants to leave the country.

22/01/24•48m 33s

No great shakes

This week, Carol refuses to cooperate with the police, Nick tries bathroom basketball and they help out a chap who claims he isn't normal

19/01/24•45m 28s

Fascinating extractions

This week, Nick and Carol look into the future, Carol has an energy failure, Nick takes a selfie, they peer at Brad Pitt's face and fight about Alastair Campbell.

15/01/24•47m 55s

Oi! What's your problem?

This week Nick and Carol connect a gas cannister, get confused in a trade shop, go on the attack and take a look at Ed Sheeran.

12/01/24•51m 26s

We're Back!

This week, in part one of our new twice weekly podcast, Nick and Carol have a fight with the technology, they help with the dishes, pick a plumber and try to stop swearing.

08/01/24•46m 18s

The delivery man always rings twice

This week, Carol buys some shoes, Nick defends his furniture, they avoid the Ikea trek, help out with a charity outrage and assist with the oven.

18/12/23•58m 35s

A bit woozy

This week, Nick and Carol pour their drinks down the loo, have weird dreams, clean the carpets, get scared by Chat GPT and take care of the pets.

11/12/23•1h 6m

Carol takes a trip

This week, Carol has some money saving advice, Nick tries to un-hunch his shoulders, they help out with the Tooth Fairy, plan the buffet strategy and assist with the Christmas cards.

04/12/23•1h 4m

She's got things on the go

This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife and untangle a political slogan

27/11/23•1h

A stickler for the rules

This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where Hammersmith went.

20/11/23•59m 42s

The eight foot fake

This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship actors.

13/11/23•1h 1m

The Dump Button

This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework

06/11/23•1h 4m

The Fat Day

This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long distance love affair.

30/10/23•59m 53s

Doughnuts, crisps and lard

This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial intelligence and pay with change.

23/10/23•1h 2m

KFC or Wimpy, Ibiza or Benidorm?

This week, Nick and Carol are over at Becks' place, they have breakfast out and help with a cat, a bat and some awful grandchildren.

16/10/23•1h

Coming round

This week, Carol sets her alarm, Nick takes advantage of a window of opportunity, they are both brave little soldiers when visiting the dentist, they go wilding and get attached to the people on the telly.

09/10/23•1h 5m

Face ache

This week, Carol complains a lot, Nick leaves the hotel shampoo, they help out with a water problem, peer at bugs and wonder at scaffolding.

02/10/23•1h 2m

I'm doing the effin' podcast!

This week, Carol gets bothered by her husband, Nick refuses to rate the service, they help a woman who's husband is turning into his dad, there's trouble with a builder and they strike a destination off their holiday list.

25/09/23•1h 9m

Inequality Street

This week, Nick and Carol try not to get any water on them, get bored with other people's grand-kids, Carol takes up an instrument and Nick rumbles a dog's game

18/09/23•1h 3m

Five courses of pasta

This week, Carol ponders doing something frightening on TV, Nick orders from the 1970s menu, they avoid a shower of spittle and splash the cash.

11/09/23•52m 18s

Umming and ahing

This week, Nick and Carol try shaking hands, Carol cooks up a storm, Nick has it out with a gym goer and they help put things back together

04/09/23•1h 8m

Repelling the tourists in Brighton

This week Nick crosses the border into a militarised seaside resort, Carol thinks of selling pictures of her feet and there's a problem thats quite hairy.

29/08/23•1h 3m

Overdosing on orange.

This week, Nick and Carol help to make the bed, Carol goes all 1970's, Nick cracks a Russian code and they try to remember that funny bloke from the thing.

21/08/23•55m 56s

Drugs in chips

This week, Carol washes her trainers, Nick talks about tails, they fix Netflix and have a bash at cheering someone up.

14/08/23•1h 6m

The Leaf of Death

This week, Nick and Carol follow the weather, avoid bears, help a holidaymaker and check their blood pressure.

07/08/23•1h 4m

A bit of a domestic

This week, Nick and Carol are on their worst behaviour, try on Napoleon's hat for size, help out on a roundabout and check in as a singleton

31/07/23•55m 49s

The Bouncing Boobies

This week, Nick and Carol have a heated debate, Carol tries to call the government, Nick sees an incident with a dog and there's a huge pair of lips.

24/07/23•1h 6m

Literally, OMG, do you actually know what I mean?

This week, Nick and Carol get a pest drunk, Carol gets an offer she can't accept, Nick gets a grammar lesson and they argue about lunch.

17/07/23•58m 26s

The apology issue

This week, Carol shows a part of herself on television, Nick takes action against the sun and they help out with puppy love, air conditioning and invent a new contest.

10/07/23•1h 3m

Mellow yellow

This week, the class system question is solved, Carol gets attacked mid-podcast, Nick feels like an idiot and there's a problem in the loo.

03/07/23•1h 5m

Mooses in the hooses.

This week, in a festival of assistance, Nick and Carol weigh in at the airport, fail a job interview, Carol threatens her husband and Nick fails to get served at the bar.

26/06/23•1h 3m

The Class Issue

This week, Nick sees a shag in Brighton, Carol goes over the Shard, they argue about class, coffee, sandwiches, salads and maths but agree on queuing and browning.

19/06/23•1h 4m

Carol bites her lip

This week, Nick and Carol want to know if you're OK, Carol has a mouth related accident and Nick picks a fight with the Hells Angels.

12/06/23•1h 4m

Not in MY loo!

This week, Carol forgets where she's just been, Nick gets assaulted with a cassette, they help someone with a boring stalker and have a great idea about clubbing.

05/06/23•1h

Wotzizname?

This week, Nick and Carol give some sensible Scilly advice, forget who just died and assist with an incontinent dog.

30/05/23•59m 8s

Elton John's wardrobe

This week, Nick and Carol talk telly, Nick looks up a hotel he can't afford and tries clothes that don't suit him, Carol goes to butler school and fails to pull off a snakeskin jacket and they take a shower, but not together.

22/05/23•1h 2m

A Horrible Hellhole

This week, Carol gets abuse and goes viral, Nick turns off daytime TV, Carol refuses to go to somewhere awful, they help a man with a dog bed and rate a classic rock song.

15/05/23•58m 38s

Fun with sausages

This week, Carol makes an error, Nick is remarkably understanding, they get lost in a car park and talk to a robot.

08/05/23•58m 10s

My wood is no-one's business

This week, Carol has a rendezvous, Nick dreams of pudding, Carol gets a winkle and they talk Oxford Street, David Bowie and having a clear-out.

01/05/23•56m 11s

Language Alert!

In this ruder than usual episode, Nick is put on hold, Carol picks a fight with Robocop, they help a man with his emails and they both fail to evolve.

24/04/23•1h 4m

Getting away with a wig

This week, Carol claims to have powers, Nick begs to differ, they peer at the King, order a really small coffee and try to park

17/04/23•54m 20s

Worst. Bond. Ever.

This week Nick has a code id his doze and Carol is just as sympathetic as you would expect. They talk super-spies, ask for a receipt and help someone to be less nice.

11/04/23•51m 35s

How big is Brad Pitt?

This week, Nick and Carol get ready to go out, point at good looking people, help a man who hired a moron, keep track of the kids and measure Brad Pitt.

03/04/23•1h 5m

Just one squirt

This week, Nick and Carol help out a bored teen, try to get a mouse out of the house, eat banas and shrimp and have a fire emergency.

27/03/23•1h 6m

Carry On Killing

This week, Nick is slightly hung-over, Carol is in no mood for nonsense, they dress in gym clothes and talk sausages and ping food.

20/03/23•58m 14s

Dionne Warwick was my dinner date

This week, Nick and Carol search for perfection, Carol gets a quick medical, Nick gets up for a full English, they compare dinner dates and find a terrific/terrible way to start the day

13/03/23•1h 3m

Getting flushed.

This week, Nick gets followed by Google, Carol has an issue with her face, they help out at the hairdressers and give excellent advice for the loo.

06/03/23•1h 5m

It was the chair!

This week, Nick and Carol accidentally ignore a question about the Magic Roundabout, Nick goes in search of a pastry, Carol takes a selfie in the loo,and Chat GPT has them both bang to rights.

27/02/23•1h 3m

Minding our P's and Q's

This week, Nick and Carol have to be on their best behaviour, they try to sing in an English accent, peer at the kids' hairstyles and try to open a bottle of shampoo.

20/02/23•1h 1m

What's the recipe today Carol?

This week, Carol puts on her pinny, Nick takes charge of the toothbrush and everyone forgets everyone's names.

13/02/23•1h 2m

A science experiment

This week, Carol finds out what not to order at the bar, Nick gets something exciting in the post and we conduct an experiment with sound.

06/02/23•1h 2m

It's a bar-tastrophe!

This week, Carol gets her kit off, Nick has a special delivery, they go moron spotting and look up something they shouldn't in the dictionary.

30/01/23•59m 23s

Things that go pffft in the night

This week, Nick and Carol smell nice, get bored in Belgium, check their credit card statements, order something in French and clean the house.

23/01/23•1h 5m

Talking rubbish

This week, Nick and Carol compare their waste, help a vegan, do a runner and plan a stress-free year.

16/01/23•1h 4m

Carol does Southampton

This week, Carol recounts her triumphant quiz show appearance, Nick has a problem with his new air fryer, a lady in France has an issue with garlic bread, there's snoring neighbours and how not to kill your houseplants.

09/01/23•59m 14s

The Big Christmas Special

This week, Nick and Carol pack the podcast full of festive assistance. There's family squabbles sorted, the decorations untangled, the dinner fixed and presents chosen. Plus, Carol has a confession!

19/12/22•1h 8m

A series of holiday nightmares

This week, Carol goes on a sunny holiday with disastrous results, Nick sits at home freezing his bottom off, they root around some department stores and give good advice on where to live.

12/12/22•1h

The eating issue

This week: Carol preps for a flight, Nick spots a nappy in Blackpool, they earwig someone's call on a train and spot a hair issue at the World Cup.

05/12/22•1h 6m

Who dealt it?

It's a whodunnit this week and Nick and Carol try to get to the bottom of it, they also tackle a pizza, get a piercing and share some gum.

28/11/22•58m 40s

Let's get ready to rumble.

This week, Carol has a compliant, Nick gets festive early, they help a disappearing woman and sort out a lists addict.

21/11/22•1h 10m

What's going on?

This week, Carol goes to Lapland, Nick is hot in bed, there's advice on rating your old employer and what not to eat on a plane.

14/11/22•1h 5m

The problem with problems

This week, Nick and Carol abuse an electric toothbrush, cross a river the expensive way, iron the sheets and are amazed at the genius of trees

07/11/22•1h 2m

The Good News Week

This week, Carol loses her iPad, Nick breaks into a run, they smell the roses and refuse the sex chocolates.

31/10/22•1h 3m

Carol gets a boost.

This week, Nick and Carol dial 999, tell the neighbours to keep it down, peer at swans and make a scene in WH Smiths.

24/10/22•1h 5m

A Woman on the Edge

This week, Nick and Carol order breakfast, give an IT man a one star review, fail to make friends at work, think about joining a commune and choose between their bottom and their face.

17/10/22•1h 6m

The Boinking Gnomes

In this week's globe-trotting issue, we take a trip round Carol's French garden, Nick gets disappointed in a bakery in Soho, there's a family problem about a trip to New York, an issue with a neighbour in Lanzarote and advice on how to avoid Piers Morgan on holiday.

10/10/22•1h 3m

The delivery man buzzes twice

This week, Carol has a fight with a washing machine, Nick gets picked up in Los Angeles, there's an issue with a bad boss and an incident with a reclining seat

04/10/22•1h 7m

A problem with cheese

This week, Carol is a pain in the neck, Nick imagines people naked, there's some unpleasantness on a Zoom meeting and they get the feeling they're being watched.

26/09/22•1h 5m

A Thai massage and a bag of chips.

This week, Nick and Carol talk about competitive emoting, Carol loses her numbers, there's an encounter with Taylor Swift and something unpleasant about wind.

20/09/22•57m 55s

Pill packet rage

This week, Nick and Carol help out on Southend Pier, have an issue with drugs, find problems filling up and watch a festival of cheating.

12/09/22•58m 1s

The bums episode

This week, Nick and Carol get to the bottom of it, Nick has an incident on a boat, Carol appears on the news, they identify a problem with sports fans and launch an attack on estate agents.

05/09/22•59m 29s

Carol does the dance

This week, Nick is in a rush, Carol gets on stage, they cling to old friends, navigate a roundabout and almost make a pizza.

29/08/22•54m 41s

The flashing gnome

This week, Nick and Carol pick a fight with computers, Carol shares too much about her decor, there's a unique way of eating Jaffa Cakes, Nick still hasn't had his dinner, there's a problem with Kent and panic on a plane

22/08/22•59m 42s

The Lost Tape

This week's is the one that should have gone out last week, that we thought had been lost but was found thanks to the nice people at Zencastr. Carol gets in a fight with a washing machine, Nick amuses two nuns and there's pudding.

15/08/22•1h 11m

The rise of the chipmunk

This week, Nick and Carol go star spotting, listen to a hospital machine rocking out and hear of some unpleasantness at a tourist attraction

02/08/22•1h 2m

Never next to a pool

This week, Nick and Carol actually give some pretty good advice about renting or buying a place to live, Nick goes on a controversial night out and Carol recovers from a bender.

25/07/22•1h 5m

Bopping in the shop

This week, Nick and Carol get up on the good foot, Carol promises not to behead her waiter, Nick decides where not to go on holiday and they help out with rude people.

18/07/22•1h

Rethinking dogs

This week, Nick and Carol hitch a lift, Carol gets her fur rubbed the wrong way and Nick admires vandalism.

11/07/22•58m 20s

Carol’s got a code id her dose

This week, Nick gets a drink in prison, Carol makes a stink and they compare plastic surgery and star signs.

04/07/22•1h 1m

Nick and Carol do art

This week, Nick and Carol take in the view, Carol makes a legally enforceable promise, they help with the ringing in your ears and avoid watching snuff videos.

27/06/22•1h 3m

The Restaurant Incident

This week, Nick gets crowded, Carol has a long lunch, they both give surprisingly good holiday advice and suggest where not to stick a camera.

20/06/22•1h 2m

Fun with candles

This week, Carol makes a smell, Nick tries the juice of the jungle, they help someone who doesn’t know whether to speed up or slow down and have an incident with the law.

13/06/22•1h 3m

Warning lights flashing

This week, Nick and Carol fix a car, sympathise with Wills, hear noises in their heads and figure out why we are here.

06/06/22•56m 24s

Talkin’ proper

This week Nick and Carol help with diction, assist with a broken mirror, decide on a big move and find some lost sunglasses.

30/05/22•1h 3m

A holiday expert speaks

This week, Nick goes on about his holiday, Carol gets bitten by a thing and there’s excellent advice on getting away from it all.

23/05/22•1h

The Breast Stroke Issue

This week, Nick and Carol get their certificates, help out a student with his Latin and give great advice on attending an awards ceremony.

16/05/22•1h 1m

Birds, cats and rats

This week, Carol tries to please her fans, Nick gets patted on the head, there’s problems with birds, cats and rats, they have too much choice and go searching for trees and rhinos but not in the same place.

09/05/22•1h 3m

Blowing in the wind

This week, Nick and Carol explain when it is acceptable to have a small personal accident in front of your partner, Carol gets stuck in a festival, Nick tries to stop electricity leaking out and they both help with an eating problem.

03/05/22•1h 10m

Artificial unintelligence

This week, Nick and Carol decide whether not play tennis or golf, Carol gets assaulted at the airport, Nick sleeps in late and they both get some paella in.

26/04/22•1h 5m

That’s a fat cat!

This week, Nick and Carol order a low alcoholic beverage, help and insomniac, peer at a dripping tap and have trouble on a train.

19/04/22•1h 5m

Peanuts stuck in your teeth

This week Nick and Carol help out with a dental problem, wonder whether to risk a holiday and Carol fails to hit an important button.

11/04/22•58m 9s

Rocking, not rolling

This week Nick and Carol share a lack of love for Shakespeare, construct a forbidden playlist and help out on the school run

04/04/22•53m 0s

Eating dirt does you good

This week, Nick and Carol watch something stupid, there’s advice about chewing gum and keeping your hands smooth and Carol’s hubby gets an indecent proposal.

28/03/22•59m 43s

Shooting potatoes

This week, Nick and Carol help with other people’s dogs, get pedantic about grammar and make a racket walking down the street.

21/03/22•1h 1m

Snogging in the coal shed

This week, Nick and Carol help a Nigel, Nick finds it hard to remember anything, Carol shares too much and they learn when you can’t have any pudding.

14/03/22•57m 53s

Chucked out of parliament.

This week, Nick and Carol help a dissatisfied radio listener, battle a big fly, accept cookies and go (separately) to have a drink in the Houses of Parliament. Guess which one got thrown out?

07/03/22•1h 3m

Don’t swallow that gum!

This week, Nick ad Carol protest that they ain’t done nuffink, Carol buys something huge by mistake, Nick admires the view from the edge and they both overdose on cookies.

28/02/22•1h 8m

Fun with dairy!

This week, Carol is back from her holidays, Nick gets an offer he might refuse, they help find a person’s mojo and there’s party fun with the contents of the fridge.

21/02/22•1h

The problem with babies

This week, Nick and Carol get updated, Carol defends her wardrobe, Nick is attacked while driving and they have excellent advice for friends of new mothers.

14/02/22•1h 4m

The least helpful episode of all

This week, Carol paints her nails, Nick drives round Croydon and they compare there’s a guessing game about holidays.

07/02/22•1h 6m

You saw a mouse? Where?

This week, Nick and Carol help someone who takes their life in their hands driving through Croydon, deal with rodent issue, remember the last time they cried and upset a Garry.

31/01/22•1h 10m

A tip: Don’t tip twice!

This week, Nick and Carol help a person with a LOT of problems, get shown to a bad restaurant table, discuss forcing people to watch Carol on the telly and Nick makes a mistake in a cab.

24/01/22•1h 8m

The 100th Episode!

This week, Nick and Carol go shopping, help an unread writer, discover something weird about Nick and about Carol’s pen pal. Plus, their favourite clips from the past 100 episodes, including the all-time most requested moment.

17/01/22•1h 14m

A bit too much happiness

On the 99th episode, Nick and Carol make someone laugh at a vaccinator, help a worker whose colleagues are too cheery and another whose flatmates are too messy and Carol recalls what happened in a previous life.

10/01/22•1h 7m

The Proper Stopper

In this week's Christmas special Nick and Carol are full of festive spirit and help a LOT of people. No, really.

20/12/21•1h 3m

Doing stupid things

This week, Nick remembers not to turn left and Carol goes under the influence, they help with a mother's texting, hiding the presents and chopping down trees.

12/12/21•1h 8m

The latest f*****g episode.

This week, Nick and Carol go to the doctors, bleep out the rude bits, suck water out of the air, advise an old thrill seeker, choose a table in a restaurant they can't have and tell someone how to avoid a friend's boring husband.

06/12/21•1h 14m

Don't tell your boss!

This week, Nick and Carol think you should keep some things to yourself, decide not to go to the theatre, plan an escape from jail and Nick gets cold while Carol gets sexy.

28/11/21•1h 9m

50 years too late

This week, Nick and Carol help someone who needs a time machine, over-share, crash into things, spot a James Bond lookalike, try not to pick fights with airline stewards and spot some mimers.

22/11/21•1h 13m

Drifting

This week: Carol overindulges, Nick gets done for going backwards, they take a trip round a festive tat sale, help someone addicted to calling the radio and give bad career advice to a lawyer.

15/11/21•1h 9m

The Land of the Frozen Poop

This week, Nick and Carol send their pizzas back, help with some winter blues, get asked to go on Strictly Come Dancing, find the best place for your toothbrush, and pick the safest place on a sled.

08/11/21•1h 14m

Don't eat that bun!

This week, a dive into Carol's CD collection, getting the other half to rake the leaves, being weird while shopping, paying a ransom for your doodle and something awful in a burger joint.

01/11/21•1h 10m

Snogging the boss

This week, Nick and Carol talk about being inappropriate with the management, getting wound up, Punch and Judy shows, old James Bond films, insulting your wife and being serious

26/10/21•1h 7m

An offer you shouldn't accept

This week, Nick and Carol accept rides from strangers, help someone say "missing you", appear to be married and have fun at the dentists.

17/10/21•1h 7m

Telling your boss what you think

nick and Carol are back and just as helpful as they ever were. This week, getting off Fortnite, boozy lunches, telling your boss what you shouldn't and being slowed down.

11/10/21•1h 12m

The unreleased practice session

This week there is no new episode, instead this is the tape from June 2019 of the first time we got together after decades apart to try out what became the podcast you know.

03/10/21•1h 8m

Not ordinary, extra-ordinary

Nick and Carol attack the breakfast buffet, pack for Belfast and sound drunk but it's not their fault.

26/09/21•54m 26s

A bad influence

This week, Nick and Carol affect someone's behaviour, help with a toilet issue, knit their own blanket and discover the new Victor Meldrew.

19/09/21•1h 14m

Nick and Carol for dinner

This week Nick and Carol get invited to dinner but no food for them, worrying news about Thailand, the pregnancy minefield and being intolerant of intolerance.

12/09/21•1h 10m

The Nickers Issue

This week, Carol is getting ready for her tour but has forgotten something important, Robert Redford tells a joke, there's tips on buying a house and Bryan Ferry touches someone's knee.

06/09/21•1h 3m

The Kiss of Death

This week, Nick and Carol are a danger to celebrities, discuss not doing dogs and how to be more rock'n'roll playing the piano

30/08/21•1h 2m

Nick's Birthday Special

This week, what ghosts wear, the boredom of being a barrister, blaming your parents, having an accident and Carol's late for lunch.

23/08/21•1h 4m

Can you hear me? A History with Nick and Carol.

In this bumper summer edition, Nick and Carol talk drinking on a plane, falling asleep with a stranger, ghosts, fizzy pop, getting your bus pass and the Rolling Stones.

17/08/21•1h 20m

Lying about your age

This week, Nick and Carol give advice on telling the truth on dating sites, cutting your sandwich in half, selecting a password and arguing with friends.

09/08/21•1h 15m

So, it is what it is.

This week Nick and Carol get uptight about language, help a man with a dentist habit, attack a spaceman and forget everyone's name.

02/08/21•1h 13m

The things you can find in a library!

This week, Nick and Carol's hair goes flat, they root about in the picture box, contemplate a breakfast sausage, refuse flip-flops and Carol gets discovered in the last place you'd look.

26/07/21•1h 8m

Chucking bottles with Sophia Loren

This week, Nick and Carol jump into a hot tub, hob nob with a major film star and buy a yogurt.

20/07/21•1h 6m

Back to front

This week, Nick and Carol drive on the wrong side of the road, can't start laughing or stop laughing and take the end and stick it at the front.

12/07/21•1h 5m

Rooting through the bins

This week, Carol is back in France and still complaining, we tackle Sunday builders, fail to water the plants, sing along to the kettle, are forced to accept party invitations and go bowling.

04/07/21•1h 6m

The Whacky Waving Inflatable Tube

This week, Nick and Carol skip sports, get stared at by a baby, spot a Boris Johnson look-a-like and don't like likes.

28/06/21•1h 7m

Picking the wrong queue at the supermarket

This week, Nick and Carol endure multiple shop nightmares, get a little something in the post and take a lesson in pronunciation.

20/06/21•59m 17s

Unwrinkling your pants

This week, Nick and Carol iron their smalls, exercise under the desk and try to get the world's most annoying song out of their heads.

14/06/21•1h 3m

Walking naked through a restaurant.

This week, Nick and Carol suffer a wardrobe malfunction (actually, just Carol), an anonymous helper steps into the light, they help a wallflower mingle, are placed on hold a lot and take on an airline executive.

06/06/21•1h 9m

A tattoo of what on your where?

This week, Nick and Carol get floored by perhaps the best email yet, drop their biscuit in their tea and swear A LOT.

31/05/21•1h

Pudding for breakfast

This week, Nick and Carol get their eyes fixed, forget where they put their keys, find the booze shelf bare and go on a sausage hunt.

24/05/21•1h 11m

Where's Cher?

This week Nick and Carol turn their phones very off, talk cruising, almost hang out with Beckham and Clooney and have a mild disagreement about...everything.

17/05/21•58m 33s

Sailing close to the wind

This week Nick and Carol finally unravel The Great Red Ball Mystery from last week, find an unflattering thing to say about new cars, try to remember what normal looks like and go in search of their mojos.

10/05/21•1h 8m

The Great Red Ball Mystery

This week, Nick and Carol fix Saturday Night TV, select some casual wear from the Grattan Catalogue and investigate the hidden device that you didn't know you had.

03/05/21•1h 1m

Didn't we do well?

This week, Nick and Carol congratulate us all for being good little conservers, Carol refuses to take a call, Nick gets drowned in paper, they eat in the bath and attacked by a Pole.

26/04/21•1h

Bond...Mr and Mrs James Bond

This week, Nick and Carol get cosy with a super-spy, spot a listening device in their homes, plan to avoid a pub garden and get bored of their friends.

18/04/21•1h 8m

What species is that?

This week, Nick and Carol get light headed, groan a lot, swerve Zoom and help a man who doesn't know what his problem is.

12/04/21•1h 9m

How this all started

This week, Nick and Carol remember how they met, forget what it is like to see street life and experience a Japanese toilet.

06/04/21•1h 14m

Nick's never gonna give you up!

This week, Nick and Carol help a kid with his homework, spend too long in the bath, fight with the census and enjoy lock-in a little too much.

29/03/21•59m 36s

Carol hums!

This week, Nick and Carol help with expressing sighs of contentment, playing spot the witch, try edible maggots and definitely don't repeat themselves.

22/03/21•1h 7m

My brain's all shook up.

This week, Nick and Carol go rollercoasting, catch cows, fight with a kettle and ask the internet for free money.

15/03/21•1h 4m

Welcome to the future!

This week, Nick and Carol have helpful advice on finding out passwords with an axe and a power tool, marvel at the date and find out how to get maximum value for money from your taxes.

08/03/21•1h 6m

Learning to love again

This week Nick and Carol bring people together but also pull people apart, find something to do under lockdown and help bring a little grumpiness into the world.

01/03/21•1h 3m

Someone famous is following me

This week, Nick and Carol forget what they are supposed to be doing and fail at their jobs, try on some very old clothes, look themselves up on the internet and there's swearing in a Scottish accent.

22/02/21•59m 9s

Slip sliding away

This week, Nick gets stuck on the ice, Carol finds out where she works, why the TV news always sends weather reporters outside in storms and who is worth nine million dollars?

15/02/21•1h 10m

Filthy habits

This week, Nick and Carol clear some cupboard space, practice good dental hygiene, tackle armed police and do mental arithmetic

08/02/21•1h 8m

Nick and Carol do electrical engineering

This week, Nick & Carol get schooled on science, give weight loss advice, peek behind the scenes of a huge TV and groom a pooch

03/02/21•1h

Excellent names for a rock band.

This week, Nick and Carol come up with some names for a rock'n'roller, fail to tip the removal men and leave the dishes in the sink.

26/01/21•58m 7s

How to be not funny

This week Nick and Carol wonder how the world would ever get on without us humans, advise someone who tries too hard to please and say something insensitive (no surprise there).

18/01/21•1h 1m

The word is: "ritual"

This week Nick and Carol swap recurring dreams, help out a chap whose friend has the hump with him and then compare seats.

11/01/21•1h 9m

A Christmas Carol and Nick

In this extra long festive edition, Nick and Carol talk baubles, help a man who sees his girlfriend as a fish and stop two brothers fighting in the back seat. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

21/12/20•1h 15m

Getting your tubes cleaned

This week, Nick and Carol have their homework marked and are told they must do better, find out what goes on in Norfolk and have a major dispute about what to do with jam. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

14/12/20•55m 53s

Too much googling

This week, Nick and Carol join the Flying Squad, send a message on a machine from another age, talk Saturday Night TV and help a desperate man in a pub. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

08/12/20•1h 1m

The all singing episode

This week, Nick and Carol suffer through a blast from the past, help people that don't really need helping and go riding in their cars. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

30/11/20•52m 42s

Breakfast in a tin

This week, Nick and Carol start the day the old fashioned way, discuss the desperation of Britain's most famous couple, get a thumbs up from outside their target demographic and get buried in stuff. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

23/11/20•54m 25s

Where to find love up a country lane

This week Nick and Carol actually do help someone who has a problem with his car being unattractive to the opposite sex, Carol has technical issues, Nick gets spam, and we learn how to avoid getting your hand chopped off. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

16/11/20•55m 0s

Winning the National Lottery!

This week, someone's numbers come up, a chocoholic needs a fridge door lock and drinking rocket fuel. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

09/11/20•51m 5s

The sizzling sex episode

This week, Nick and Carol are at the end of their tethers, Carol picks a peck of peppercorns, Nick has a fight with a leaf blower and they both end up s**t creek. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

02/11/20•57m 9s

Caught short with nowhere to go

This week, Nick throws a fit in Greenwich, Carol defends herself against criminal charges and they both pick a fight with estate agents. Also, some people's problems are (sort of) solved (a bit). Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

26/10/20•55m 27s

Neighbours that go bump in the night

This week Nick and Carol tell those next door to keep it down a bit, try to prevent a domestic incident and don't give up anything for Stoptober. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

19/10/20•50m 59s

Carol does her nut

This week, Nick fails to help Carol with a travel issue, Carol goes into plumbing, they both hunt for Nick on the internet and choose the best place to see the world explode. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

12/10/20•52m 55s

Carol gets corrected

This week, Nick is asked a fundamental question, Carol receives WAY too much information about airports and they tackle the booze cupboard. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

05/10/20•53m 29s

Is everybody happy?

This week, Nick and Carol have a refreshing cigarette break in the surf, help the world with philanthropy and end up back in the toilet again. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

30/09/20•37m 24s

Sausages and dingleberries

This week, Nick and Carol agree on a couple of safe words, help a man in a boring occupation become a superhero, finish doing thedishes and answer the biggest question of all time. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

21/09/20•50m 29s

Saved by the banana

This week, Nick and Carol go caravaning on water, help a man in Barnsley who has a problem with China and deal with a pain in the neck. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

14/09/20•47m 23s

Over or under?

This week, Nick and carol are stuck in the toilet being the paper police, Carol goes cruelty-free and they are asked the most profound question of this or any other time. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

07/09/20•39m 46s

Caravanning with Mother

This week Nick and Carol try to help a person that won't say what the problem is, they get locked out but it wasn't their fault and its off to the caravan and mother's coming too, whether you like it or not. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

31/08/20•52m 22s

Gone fishing

This week, Nick and Carol bait their hooks, Carol catches a goose and Nick ends up in hospital, there's a dash to the airport and there's a little light trolling. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

24/08/20•50m 32s

Toilet roll origami

This week, Nick and Carol inspect a bathroom, say where they thought they'd be in the future when they were younger and less beautiful and they attack selective hearing. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

17/08/20•43m 48s

Everyone annoys me!

This week Nick and Carol help someone who is irritated by absolutely everyone after being locked in for so long, tackle the tricky love life of the new normal and make a plan for the rest of your life. They really do help this week! Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

10/08/20•41m 32s

Throwing your pint in someone's face

This week, Nick and Carol get an uncontrollable urge, recieve some whining at about Millenials and Carol finds she has a doppelganger, someone exactly like her aaprt from one important thing. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

03/08/20•45m 1s

The fresh air between my sheets

This week, Nick and Carol refuse to work harder, dance like no-one's watching, pop into a pub and find a use for the cardboard tube in a toilet roll. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

27/07/20•50m 57s

One word: MASSIVE!

This week, after a peek behind the scenes, Nick is subject to a personal attack and Carol answers a woman complainin' about dropped g's, while droppin' her g's and they both finally agree on something! Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

20/07/20•45m 1s

Are you after some business?

This week, Nick and Carol get an indecent proposal, suffer the heat in Hong Kong, plan a surprise birthday party and help out a Hi-Fi hoarder. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

13/07/20•41m 10s

Shut that drawer!

This week, Nick and Carol come to the assistance of a person who knows a Carole with an "e", that is not as funny as our Carol without an "e", they smooth over a relationship going sour because one person will not close the drawers after him and help out with an arrogant cat. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

06/07/20•34m 14s

Letting out gas on a plane

This week Nick and Carol help a man who has got too used to his lockdown life, fail to assist a person with a neighbour problem by going on about the effects of champagne on planes and wonder why evolution hasn't kept up with the human race. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

30/06/20•43m 12s

To shave or not to shave

This week, Nick and Carol help a man who thinks his girlfriend has an underarm landscaping problem, we attack backpack wearers on trains, advise on smoking cigars and try to help a person who doesn't need our help. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

22/06/20•34m 56s

Keeping tabs on your stuff

This week, Nick and Carol try finding out which accent is funniest without offending anyone, help someone whose partner keeps moving things around and are foxed by a question from a 12 year old. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

16/06/20•32m 19s

The perfect excuse

This week, Nick and Carol shout down from upstairs, drive a forklift over men in black hard hats and tackle boring parents. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

08/06/20•30m 6s

We can see up your nose!

This week, Nick and Carol help a person who is having their peace disturbed by a Wendy House, ponder about whether bad people know they are bad and the big thing that Zoom users don't think about. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

01/06/20•41m 11s

Spelling "HELP" with Alphabetti Spaghetti

This week, Nick and Carol assist a person who wants to be a good neighbor, disagree about food in interesting shapes and aid a man who wants to choose between his wife and his video games. Please subscribe and review! Follow Nick and Carol @NIAbbot & @McGiff

25/05/20•39m 51s