The Joe Marler Show

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Nick, who was a supermarket manager for 21 years before recently getting out of the 'game'! Joe and Tom ask him everything you'd expect, including how often do shoplifters get caught? How does the reduced section work? And can you get sacked for being too slow on the checkouts? Nick also tells us about the time a customer shouted at him and accused him of hiding chicken. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Chris, who is a removal man from Hull and someone who can identify how much something weighs just by looking at it. They talk about disgusting houses, weird things you find in people's attics and the best way to dismantle a pool table. There is also a revelation that the ‘PIVOT’ sofa in friends would actually have been really easy to get up the stairs. To follow Chris’s removals page on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_removal_guys To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, our honoured guest in the studio is the delightful William Hanson, who is an etiquette coach and possibly the only person who can teach Joe Marler how to improve his manners.... or try at least. In this episode, you will hear conversation regarding 'pet-iquette', how to deliver a proper handshake, and what to do if someone opens a bag of smelly food on the train. There is also some very unsavoury chat involving faeces and a Pringles tube. You can listen to William's podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' here: https://podfollow.com/sextedmyboss Tickets for our live tour are on sale here: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order, order! Welcome to the first official meeting of The Show Growing Committee, consisting of chairman Joe Marler, co-host Tom Fordyce and producer Ryan. This is a brand new monthly feature, where the team will plot their route to greatness. There is but one goal - make The Joe Marler Show the biggest podcast in the world! So where to begin? Well, the answer is with YOU. The aim of this committee is to give power to the listeners and to take The Joe Marler Show to new heights. How? By sharing your show growing efforts, by applying to be on the show and by spreading the word about this podcast. Together, we can #GrowTheShow The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media. To apply to be a guest on the show, tell us what you do by clicking on this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAHvvvz2tiHmQ0R62bay9SLYdUJzbWh9FgRnVpQ6SeoICeXQ/viewform Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Joe and Tom are joined by a postal worker, who couldn’t give us his real name, so we called him Pat... because what else do you call a postal worker? They talk about everything you’d expect, including how the postal service works, angry dogs biting fingers, and why you should never leave a parcel in a dustbin thinking it is a ‘safe space’. Enjoy! Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In February 2022, Vladimir Putin began an invasion of Ukraine. Twelve months later, our guest in the studio is Colin, a foreign correspondent who has been on the show before and has also spent the last year reporting from inside the war. He gives Joe and Tom his account of how the events unfolded, what it was like being in Kyiv during the initial invasion and the effect that Putin’s actions have had on the people in Ukraine. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We know you lot love a good story…   Sony Music and Somethin' Else have released a brand-new comedy podcast featuring Omid Djalili, and he's put together a cast of some of his favourite comedians. You remember the game where someone whispers a word or a sentence, and it gets passed along at school, and it loses all meaning? Well, this is that game. But with full stories. And six funny people   Season 1 features Abi Clarke, Sean Burke, Helen Bauer, Kai Samra and Sikisa. Here's a little taster from season 1 to whet your appetite – And season 2 is on its way.    Make sure you follow and download the show - just search for ‘Please Tell Me A Story' wherever you get your podcasts, or follow this link: https://podfollow.com/1651931216 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, our guest is Raksha Dave, who is currently the President of the Council of British Archaeology. She also used to be on Time Team and has excavated sites all over the world... not a bad CV. In this episode, Joe and Tom ask questions about Tutunkhamun, digging up carparks, 'garbology' and what to do if you find a rare artefact in your garden. Joe is also disappointed to learn that the lost city of Atlantis probably never existed. You can pre-order Raksha's book 'Lessons From Our Ancestors' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/lessons-from-our-ancestors/raksha-dave/kimberlie-clinthorne-wong/9781913520946 Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom was late into the studio today, due to a delay with his train. Luckily, our guest today is Ross who is a railway incident responder for Network Rail, which means he can tell us exactly why train delays might occur, and what he does to prevent them. In this episode, Joe and Tom learn why leaves and helium balloons can be a nightmare, how many cows it takes to derail a train, and discuss the current situation with train strikes. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eddie Hearn is here to tell us how to sell tickets for our live show at the London Palladium. Tickets are on sale now: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Joe and Tom also ask him about Anthony Joshua, Tyson Fury, Steve Davis, working for your Dad and going to school with Frank Lampard.  Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Joe 'Shagatron' Marler and Tom 'Cheese Sandwich' Fordyce meet Ollie, who has a very serious job as an RAF engineer, despite his colleagues giving him the call sign 'Dick Fingers'. Ollie tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about fighter jets, including how fast they can go in real life (not Top Gun), how the ejector seat works, and how they can help defend Heathfield, East Sussex, if it falls under attack. He's also met Tom Cruise in real life, which is exciting. Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN deal by going to https://nordvpn.com/marler to get a massive discount off your NordVPN plan, plus a bonus gift! It's completely risk free with Nord's 30 day money-back guarantee. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom is here with one of his favourite Rugby players (not Joe this time) to tell you about a brand new podcast! Captains with Sam Warburton is a new podcast that gives listeners the inside story of how the most successful teams come together, grow and ultimately – win.    Each episode, Sam is joined by a different world-class sporting leader as they compare notes, relive those life changing moments and share stories about what it’s really like to wear the armband at sport’s highest level. From dealing with success to bouncing back after disappointment - it’s self improvement through storytelling. Here is a clip from his episode with former England captain, Chris Robshaw. To listen to the full episode, search for Captains with Sam Warburton, wherever you get your podcasts, or click the link below. https://podfollow.com/captains-with-sam-warburton   Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re joined by Thomas Skinner, who you might have seen on The Apprentice, or out and about in Romford selling a mattress, or even on social media eating an unorthodox breakfast in a café... He’s everywhere. We spoke to Thomas about his favourite thing, working on the market stalls. In this episode, he also teaches us about running a business (sort of), he dishes the dirt on Alan Sugar’s script reading and tries to sell Joe a harmonica. You can follow Thomas on social media @iamtomskinner Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our guest this week is the world's no.1 matchmaker and relationship genius, Paul Brunson, who also happens to have the one of the smoothest voices we've ever had on the show. Joe reveals that his romantic gestures in the past have included copper pots and a banana with a face drawn on it... so it is a good job we've got Paul to point him in the right direction. This episode includes some excellent relationship advice, a lesson on love language and a bonus appearance from Joe's wife Daisy, who just happened to be visiting the studio for this episode! Enjoy. You can follow Paul on social media @paulcbrunson and find out more about his work here: https://www.paulcbrunson.com Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just a quick message about a new Crowd podcast out today. We loved the Secret History of Flight 149 last year, and now there's a new series out today. It's a tale of secrets, smugglers and spies and how 852 people died on a ferry. Journalist Stephen Davis investigates the tragic sinking of the passenger ship The Estonia, uncovering a mysterious trail that leads back to the Cold War. Episodes released weekly from January 9th 2023, with the whole series available ad-free on the Crowd Stories channel on Apple Podcasts. You can also listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a New Year, and Joe and Tom are joined in the studio by Nell, who is an A&E worker fresh off a night shift! In this episode, Joe and Tom discuss the events that have occurred on and off the rugby pitch during the festive period and they chat to our guest all about life in the emergency room. This includes the weirdest injuries she has ever seen, diagnostic cows, and what it is currently like to work for the NHS. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, so we will leave you with a final gift for 2022... some more of our best bits!. We wish you a fantastic Christmas and very happy New Year, from all of us at The Joe Marler Show. Remember to grow the show this Christmas by telling a friend about us, and why not get yourself a bobble hat, a pair of socks, or a ticket to our live tour next year while you're at it? Links below! Bobble Hats: https://www.joemarler.co.uk/shop  Show Socks: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  Live Tour Tickets: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Well, we've put together a festive treat for you all, full of some of the best moments and wonderful guests from The Joe Marler Show this year. What a wonderful year it has been, we hope you have enjoyed it as much as we did! Remember to grow the show this Christmas by telling a friend about The Joe Marler Show, and why not get yourself a bobble hat, a pair of socks, or a ticket to our live tour next year while you're at it? Links below! Bobble Hats: https://www.joemarler.co.uk/shop  Show Socks: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  Live Tour Tickets: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ This episode is something of a gear change from our usual, as Joe and Tom meet Matt, who is a criminologist. Matt specialises in hate crimes, having been a victim of a homophobic attack in his youth. We talk about how extreme prejudices form, how the brain processes threat and how a criminal’s upbringing can explain a lot about their crimes. There are some pretty shocking statistics about how many hate crimes are recorded each year, and also a wonderful story about Mo Salah. You can buy Matthew’s book, 'The Science of Hate: How prejudice becomes hate and what we can do to stop it’ here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Science-Hate-prejudice-becomes-hate/dp/0571357075/ To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ This week, Joe and Tom meet Katie, who is a dental hygienist. They learn that that they have been brushing their teeth wrong for years, that mouthwash doesn’t actually work, and that tooth fairy rates have gone up due to inflation. Joe also reveals that he keeps an ‘emergency raison’ tucked away in his mouth for when he gets really hungry… which is not recommended by dental hygienists.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Jamie Nicholls, an Olympic snowboarder pops in to talk about snurf, getting his boards waxed and why people used to think snowboarders were trash. There’s also a story about Joe blaming a fox for the time he shat himself, and an inspirational tale about how Haribo can help everyone achieve their dreams.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Blu Hydrangea (Josh Cargill) tells us everything we’ve ever wanted to know about drag queens. There are tucking stories from Joe (who might be drunk) and a new queen called Gia Graphixxx is born.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Will, who knows pretty much everything there is to know about coffee, and who sometimes samples up to 500 different types in one day. He teaches us that coffee actually comes from cherries, what the difference between a flat white and a latte is, and that the most expensive coffee in the world involves a lot of faeces. Be warned in advanced, this episode contains lots of loud slurping, mainly from Joe. If you would like to sign up for a Pact coffee plan, visit https://www.pactcoffee.com and use the code CoffeewithJoe to get a discount and free V60 drip when you sign up to any new plan To get access to The Joe and Dan Rugby Show and ad-free episodes, click here: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Tom Read Wilson is here to tell us everything we’ve ever wanted to know about words. He’s one of our favourite people now as we cover portmanteaus, swear words, palindromes, emojis, accents and a Scrabble record in Northern Ireland. To get access to The Joe and Dan Rugby Show and ad-free episodes, click here: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/  Our guest this week is Ben, who came on the show to talk about his job as an an Osteopath.  Instead, the conversation mostly consisted of a story about a headless chicken called Mike, giant snails that slime on your face and other alternative treatments that are not in the remit of an Osteopath… Welcome to The Joe Marler Show, Ben. To find out more about Ben’s online platform, visit https://healthineedsomebody.co.uk or follow him on Instagram @health_i_need_somebody To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ   To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock   To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i   On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow   To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow   And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode, Joe tells us that he doesn’t like dancing, and then spends most of the time breaking out into a spontaneous dance. He has a long way to go before calling himself a professional, unlike our guest, Mark, who is currently performing in the West End production of Magic Mike Live. Joe and Tom learn all about the different styles of dance, how to do ‘a wave’ and what Channing Tatum is like in real life. To find out more about Magic Mike Live and book your tickets, click here: https://magicmikelondon.co.uk/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw166aBhDEARIsAMEyZh7j26BGIhENZTBERDYU29SnJT_WPWAjzI75fKPn8tmHYQd4hoCMxMIaArjpEALw_wcB To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i  On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - actual professional golfer Andrew Beef Johnston is in the studio to talk about Tiger Woods, whether you should be able to play in a vest and golf courses where you can park your yacht.  Beef has his own podcast. It’s called Beef’s Golf Club and you can listen to it here: https://podfollow.com/beefs-golf-club To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Ultra Tom Evans, a former British Army Captain, tells us everything there is to know about running a very long way. He also has testicles like a dog's paw. He made his mark on the ultra-running world in 2017, when he came third in the 251km desert ultra Marathon des Sables (MdS). Despite entering on the back of a bet with a friend, his third-place finish was the best result any European had ever achieved in the history of the race. A year later he won a race that was 101km long. Fair play. To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are gathered here today to listen to the podcast union of Joe Marler and Tom Fordyce. Also, their guest Hayley, who is a wedding planner! If anyone present knows of any lawful reason you cannot tell stories about bad best man speeches, animals carrying the rings or underwater themed weddings, speak now or forever hold your peace. To follow Hayley on social media, search for @amae.events and for her website, go to https://www.amae-events.co.uk To get tickets for the live shows in 2023, click here: https://premier.ticketek.co.uk/shows/show.aspx?sh=JMARLER23 To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Joe and Tom meet Dr Becky Smethurst, an astrophysicist who specialises in black holes and blowing peoples minds with amazing facts about the universe. What is a supermassive black hole? How vast is the universe? And can we see into the past? Listen to find out... To buy Dr Becky’s book ‘A Brief History of Black Holes’ click here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brief-History-Black-Holes-everything/dp/1529086701 To subscribe to her YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/c/DrBecky To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is money actually worth anything? The answer to that question is not as simple as you might think. Luckily, our guest this week is Alice Tapper, who is a money expert, and she can help answer it. She offers fantastic financial advice and insights, at a time when our country is in a cost of living crisis. Sensible cost cutting exercises include cancelling your microwave insurance, and not buying 9 paddling pools… To check out Alice’s financial resources and community, search for @gofundyourself on social media, or visit her website https://www.gofundyourself.co To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is Reality TV? Tom had pretty much no idea, until he met our guest this week. Sam Thompson starred in Made In Chelsea for years, and essentially grew up on TV! In this episode, he gives us a peak behind the curtain about how the world of Reality TV actually works. To follow Sam Thompson on Instagram and Tik Tok, search @samthompsonuk To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do you defuse a bomb? Chris Hunter has been doing it for 25 years, and we’ve wanted to get him on the show for ages, because he’s worked all over the world, seen it all, and saved thousands of lives. Hero. To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To check out a book written by Chris: https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/403330/eight-lives-down-by-hunter-chris/9780552155717 To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do museums work? What’s the point of them? How would Joe break into one? And do they even have insurance? Sarah, a listener, who is also a museum director, has come to see Joe and Tom to explain all. There’s also a lot of chat about Mr Bean’s first film.  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stephen Gillen was a career criminal before turning his life around. He spent more than a decade in prison, some of it with Charles Bronson, and now he’s sat with Joe and Tom in their studio.  For more content from Stephen, and to learn more about/buy signed copies of his books, visit stephengillen.com   To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock   To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i   On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow   To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow    And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Want a story about Joe, a Danish couple and some stray dogs in Thailand? Well, this is the episode for you. It also includes Emma, a lifeguard, explaining why swimming caps are important, how ‘poonamis’ are dealt with, and how close to reality Baywatch really is. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? It's Will. A listener, who spent five years as a cheerleader, and is contemplating a comeback. Is cheerleading exactly what we think it is? Probably not. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meet groundskeeper Terry - a listener who knows when to pour water onto grass that’s too dry. He also knows about seeds, how to make golf greens faster, and he has a story about someone taking a dump in one of his holes. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How do eyes work? Joe and Tom speak to listener Mark who is also an optician and ask some of the best and worst questions they’ve ever asked. All because glasses are cool now. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy other merch go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will robots take over the world? What’s the point in humans? Do insects have ears? And is a toaster just a toaster? Joe and Tom speak to Lydia, a research data scientist at the Alan Turing Institute, and she is way more intelligent than them.  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are all personal trainers narcissists? Why is Mark Wahlberg getting up in the middle of the night? Joe and Tom speak to James Smith to ask about all this and more.  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know when the Queen goes to the toilet? Where does it go? That’s one of the questions Joe and Tom ask listener Warren who knows everything there is to know about drains. They also cover fatbergs, baby wipes and The Great Stink. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a real presenter who knows what she’s doing. Laura Woods has been named Sports Presenter of the Year twice, she works at Sky Sports on the football and the darts, and presents TalkSPORT Breakfast. But can she teach Joe how to read out loud while someone talks in his ear? To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cauliflower Club is back! As Leicester Tigers prepare for the Premiership final Joe speaks to Daniel Richard Cole for one final pep talk. And the other DC calls in (very briefly) from the England camp, but Joe has an evil theory as to why he’s there. Plus some chat about patios. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to a magician called Joel who attempts to work out Tom’s pin number. They chat mentalism, manipulation and the number of magic shops in Ireland - which is surprisingly few.  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To get your official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to a tube driver called Sarah and ask all of the questions you’d expect them to ask. And they get her to do the voice as well. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For new Joe Marler Show official socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to an architect called Laurence about the best and worst buildings in the world. He talks about his relationship with builders, basement swimming pools, concrete mistakes and asks Joe to draw a horse.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With play-off positions secured, Joe and Dan Cole are back together for a show that could one day be called Cauliflower Club. It features Joe’s mother-in-law, a preview of the European finals and some chat about Craig David.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet former ecstasy trafficker Shaun Attwood to talk about his extraordinary life story. Shaun is banned from America for life, and was facing 200 years in prison for his crimes. He tells us how he created his drugs empire, about his rivalry with Sammy “the Bull” Gravano, his dealings with the Mexican Mafia and why most of his “co-defendants” are now dead.  To watch Shaun’s Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/user/derickatt To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The podding props are back! Dan Cole joins Joe for the third episode of his rugby show, but why doesn’t Joe Launchbury like wearing a vest? And has Dan really “completed” Magaluf? Joe exposes Dan’s DMs and did Nick Easter’s dog really poo on the changing room floor?  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom speak to restaurant critic Jay Rayner to find out how you review your next lunch experience. Is the menu over-written? Do the staff make eye contact? And are they willing to serve ten Weetabix in one bowl? To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Jay's own podcast is called Out to Lunch, and you should also listen to that. It's really good. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom speak to a bouncer called Paddy about life on the doors and “the funniest time anyone ever tried to stab me” - which is one of the greatest lines in the history of this podcast. How does he spot trouble? What are the rules with trainers? And can Coventry really be that bad? To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guess who’s back? After an overwhelmingly positive response, Dan Cole is back for the second episode of his rugby show, but how much "action" did he get in his first car? And what happened to Mike Brown's nose? There’s a new idea from Rassie Erasmus, a tribute to Tom Youngs and if you’re a fan of people reading out fixtures then we have a real treat for you.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this episode really about video games? Or is it just us having a chat with listener Peter and absolutely loving him? It includes zombies, ninjas, a synthesiser and the golden wombat of destiny. So there's something for everyone.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To buy tickets for our first ever live show - go to this link: https://gigst.rs/TJMS (tickets go on sale Friday at 10am). Be part of history. It’ll be the greatest night of our lives. Are we selling it enough? Meanwhile, in this episode, Joe and Dan Cole are back together for a potentially whole new show. If you like it, then we can do more. Consider this a pilot for The Joe and Dan Rugby Show. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live show tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am. To buy tickets for The Greatest Night of our Lives - go to this link and see the first ever LIVE Joe Marler Show: https://gigst.rs/TJMS In this episode, Joe and Tom meet a submariner called John. He regularly spends three months in a very small space under the sea, living without sunlight and sleeping in bunk beds, but is it anything like Vigil? What are they actually doing down there? And what are the masturbation protocols when you share a room with eight other people? To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a car salesman and most of their questions seem to come from watching Danny DeVito in Roald Dahl’s Matilda. There’s also a story about Lloyd getting offered sexual favours for a discount, and more than one dig at the Vauxhall Mokka. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet fashion expert Bay Garnett who has met Kate Moss and been to all of the fashion weeks, but what does she think of Joe’s biceps? Plus there’s some chat about Tom’s expensive coat and Joe learns how to spell Kuala Lumpur. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Fred the Funeral Director for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner. And Tom is taking notes because somehow he’s now in charge of organising Joe’s funeral. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet opera singer Rob Murray to chat Pavarotti, how you sing from your balls and why the Sydney Opera House isn't all that. Plus there's some world class singing (from Rob) and a story about Frank Bruno. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mother of God. Joe and Tom meet a former detective for the inside story on manhunts, stakeouts, bent coppers, black rats and ‘fat bloke’. Neil Lancaster is our guest for one of our favourite ever episodes. To buy Neil’s latest book, go to https://www.amazon.co.uk/Blood-Tide-gripping-procedural-Thrillers-ebook/dp/B097XNMCRK To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What are you allowed to steal from hotels? And what is the toughest stain to get out of bed sheets? Those are two of your questions for hotel manager Darren. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s it like to be a refugee in Britain? Joe and Tom speak to Gulwali Passarlay who left Afghanistan when he was just 12 years old. His story is remarkable and unfortunately it does illustrate everything that’s right and wrong with the world. Please leave a nice review of this episode in your podcast app and we’ll make sure he sees them. Gulwali’s book is called The Lightless Sky: An Afghan Refugee Boy’s Journey of Escape To A New Life in Britain. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's your favourite sausage? What's really in them? And what did Rebecca Loos do to that pig? Joe and Tom speak to Olly Kohn from The Jolly Hog to find out. And yes, Olly used to play rugby with Joe. And no, we haven't run out of guests. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom speak to an estate agent. His name is James and his worst viewing involves someone falling into a pond. He also once found a used condom on a pensioner’s sofa, and we find out that Joe sold a house with a real well, only to buy a new house with a fake well.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom talk to a man who’s written some of the biggest pop songs of all time. He’s worked with the Spice Girls, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, and had six Christmas number ones, but he’s also one of the loveliest people we’ve ever met. His name is Biff Stannard, he’s a songwriter, and he's here to tell us what makes a hit. Oh and we have a favour to ask. If you have the Apple podcast app, or Spotify, we’d love you to give the show a five star review. And if you use Apple then feel free to write something nice about Biff, or any of our recent guests. It’s nice to share that sort of love. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom talk to Colin Freeman who was once taken hostage by Somali pirates. He’s a former chief foreign correspondent at The Telegraph, who was held captive for five weeks by pirates who wanted three million dollars for his release. He’s also written two books that are very much worth reading.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is it easier to operate on a mouse or a horse? And what’s the least erotic image you can show to a dog? Our guest this week is a vet called Gareth Steel and those are two of the many questions we put to him. Gareth's new book is called 'Never Work With Animals' and it's really good. Search for it now if you want a copy. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's the fastest rollercoaster in the world? And how many naked people have ever ridden one at the same time? Joe and Tom speak to theme park designers Michelle and Andy who create thrills for a living. What's the difference between a theme park and an amusement park? Who is the Elvis of rollercoasters? How much does Joe love the Gruffalo ride? And would you eat at MEAT or VEG? Find out in this episode. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon and search for Joe Marler Show. And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Anyone who buys a bobble hat in January will go into the draw for signed England shirt. Good luck everyone. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom get chaffage tips from one of the greatest cyclists in the world. Geraint Thomas is a Tour de France winner, an Olympic gold medalist, and creator of the biggest cycling club in the world, but how does he go to the toilet while riding through France at high speed? And why does he eat so much rice? To listen to Geraint’s podcast, search for The Geraint Thomas Cycling Club.  To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Anyone who buys a bobble hat in January will go into the draw for signed England shirt. Good luck everyone. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From surgeons to sex workers in just seven days. Joe and Tom speak to Reed Amber about the sex industry, porn sets, OnlyFans and a whole heap of terms they've never heard of before. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Anyone who buys a bobble hat in January will go into the draw for signed England shirt. Good luck everyone. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year. Joe and Tom are refreshed after having December off, and their first guest is Surgeon Chris - who is also a listener! He’s really into the pelvis, and just loves getting his saw and hammer out on broken bones, but has he ever operated on anyone with a mortal shell stuck up them? To grow the show, you can subscribe on Apple, Spotify or Patreon. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To buy merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Welcome back all.  Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So here it is, the second part of our best bits episode. Because part one was good, but part two really completes it. Grow the show by telling a friend this Christmas? And get yourself a bobble hat at joemarler.co.uk/shop Thank you to everyone who has listened this year. We'll be back in January with new episodes every Wednesday. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid. Yes, we've taken December off, but we've made this compilation tape of some of our best bits to feast your festive ears on. Grow the show by telling a friend this Christmas? And get yourself a bobble hat at joemarler.co.uk/shop Thank you to everyone who has listened this year. We'll be back in January with new episodes every Wednesday. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan Cole is back to round up the Autumn internationals with Joe and Tom. Well, England against South African at least. Dan gives his insight on Freddie Steward after speaking to him once, Joe is shocked to find out that Tom Curry ended the game as England captain and Joe’s outrageous post-match eating habits are revealed. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meet Matt, a farmer from Wales. Joe and Tom have lots of important questions for him like... 'Do sheep know they're sheep? What's a tup? Why are they called tups? And could Joe look after a pig?' But there's also a more serious chat around mental health in farming. And if you listen right to the end, you'll get a chance to name Matt's next sheepdog! Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The trio are back! Joe, Dan and Tom reunite in chaotic fashion to discuss the autumn internationals after Joe has some unexpected time on his hands. Expect a few bits of expert rugby analysis from Dan, with a sprinkling of The Wheel, Eddie’s new headset, Dan’s acting career and pickle juice. And... you can now buy the official Joe Marler Show bobble hat and limited edition prints at joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Geography isn't Joe's favourite subject... so we've gone and done a whole episode about it. Joe and Tom meet Tim Marshall, author of the bestselling book 'Prisoners of Geography'. They ask him important questions like, 'Where is Skipton? How sure is he that the earth is round? And is South Africa in the Northern or Southern Hemisphere?' You might think you know that answer to that last one, but do you? Prepare to have you mind blown, or melted. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Movember are back! And so are Joe and Tom, alongside a very special guest... producer Steve. The three of them chat about the ups and downs of the past 12 months and how they've supported each other. This episode has been produced in partnership with Movember – who have been proud sponsors of the show from the very beginning. And whatever you grow will save a bro, so sign up or donate now at movember.com Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom are back with a bang as they welcome Grand Master barber Lina to the show! Conversation quickly turns to pubic hair, but they also chat hair splinters, regrowth and Joe goes on a journey when he discovers his nape, but realises he has a missing occipital bone. To #growtheshow, go to patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr Marie Cassidy is back for part two where Joe and Tom discover that she doesn’t just investigate murders, but she’s also a life saver! And how much would Tom have to pay Joe to lie down on a mortuary shelf? Again, a warning that this episode contains discussions of death, murder and suicide which some listeners might find upsetting. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom are joined in a very dark studio by the former state pathologist of Ireland, Dr Marie Cassidy. Joe tells a weird mole story, a weird deer story and Dr Marie explains what dead bodies smell like. But just a word of warning, this episode contains discussions of death, murder and suicide which some listeners might find upsetting. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's the best way for Joe to steal a diamond? Meet 'Steve'. A real-life diamond expert who chats to Joe and Tom about carrying £75 million worth of diamonds in a backpack on a plane, about laser beams, about fake diamonds and how to grow diamonds in a lab. But he also talks about the murky side of diamonds too... which prompts Joe to call Daisy and ask for her rings back. But will she do it for ethical reasons? Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet... Joe. A water expert. Water Joe gives rugby Joe a lesson in the water cycle. Rugby Joe gives water Joe a lesson in washing your private parts, the toilet cubicles at Harlequins and pooing in the garden. And Joe and Tom also become water sommeliers as they taste-test water from all over the country. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom chat poaching, or anti-poaching with Jay. They discuss silly things like the time Jay’s whisky was stolen in the bush, the time Joe got ‘mock’ charged by an elephant and Jay gives us his best leopard impression. But they also tackle more serious topics like trophy hunting, sustenance poaching and the devastating impact of commercial poaching on rhinos, elephants and pangolin. So please be prepared for some difficult listening in this one. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After the highly-successful cheese and wine tasting episodes, Joe and Tom meet Julie, an ice cream innovator (not inventor) to test some 'unique' ice cream flavours including horseradish and violet. Warning: If you suffer with misophonia (intense rage at hearing people chewing) then maybe skip to the end to hear some very useful ice cream facts. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom chat to Paul, a pest controller from Essex. ‘Pigeon Paul’ as he is affectionately known, answers all the important questions like are squirrels cute or twats? Why do cockroaches eat their mates’ vomit? And can wasps get drunk? Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is one of our most fascinating episodes ever, and so it comes in two parts. Bexy Cameron is our guest and her new book is called Cult Following. Go and check it out. If you haven't listened to part one yet, make sure you listen to that before you listen to part two. It will be weird otherwise. And if you'd like to become an official sponsor of the show, or come to committee meetings, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's it like to be in a cult? To be told you'll only live until you're 14 but that's ok because you'll be X-men and you're being raised as soldiers in the Armageddon? To fight in the last battle between good and evil? Well, our guest Bexy Cameron went through all that and a lot more. Bexy is incredible, but we should warn you, a lot of what she went through is really quite dark. Bexy's book is out now - it's called Cult Following and it's fascinating. This episode is a two-parter, because we all needed a break after 49 minutes. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom take a deep and sometimes dark dive into the world of clowns with Jon – a clown, and a clown teacher. You might be expecting squirting flowers, red noses and big trousers. But join Joe on his moving journey to realising he is in fact a real-life clown. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet firefighter Darren and ask him everything about poles, hoses, breathing apparatus and ‘the appliance’. But will Darren agree to replace the pole at Dagenham station with a water slide? Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom are back to meeting extraordinary people. Like 'Damien', a flight attendant. Want to know why you always fart on planes? What about the mile high club? And is the in-flight shopping a rip-off? Yes it is. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/JoeMarlerShow See acast.com for privacy and opt-out information Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dan joins Joe and Tom for one final Lions special as they reveal what really happens after the final whistle and the carnage of the plane home. There’s also some decent rugby analysis of Tom Curry and the Lions’ maul, proper insight into AWJ and his emotional interview, and Dan and Tom finally settle their beef. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe is back from holiday and reunited with Dan ‘The Colar Bear’ Cole to chat all things campervans, Bestival and Joe’s headline talk on the literary stage. Dan’s also glad to have his mate back to discuss his frustrations with the Lions’ line-out, the tripping incident and the terrible second Test. Which Joe didn’t watch. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom finally persuade a back to join the Lions specials. It’s not Ronan O’Gara, it’s not Ronan Keating, but it’s England and Lions scrum-half Ben Youngs. Tom quizzes ‘Lendrid’ on the funniest things he’s said, why he went on a stag do to Lake Windermere and which part of the country it’s in... and Ben gets his own back by revealing Joe’s snacking habits. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe, Tom and Dan Cole are reunited to review the first Test including Tom Curry’s arousal levels, Rassie’s useless water carrying and the relentless Maro Itoje. There’s more rugby than usual, but we also find out why Ronan Keating won’t be coming on the podcast after Joe’s poor behaviour in 2017. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a Joe Marler show first, Joe presents the show without Tom. Thankfully the ever-reliable Dan Cole steps in to help out, but their efforts to run a professional podcast are derailed by a very sunburnt Justin Tipuric. The ultimate Lions trio hold an alternative selection meeting, and manage at least one minute of analysis of the Lions team for the first Test on Saturday. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Lions are back on track, which is more than you can say more for this shambles of a podcast. Joe, Dan Cole and Tom Fordyce pick their team for the first test, review the latest warm up game and do a lions quiz. Grow the show! To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom are joined by Adam "Bomb" Jones for a late night record after the Lions lose to South Africa A, who weren't really an A team anyway. Alun Wyn Jones is back on tour, Tom Curry eats a lot of raw eggs, Cheslin Kobe is really good and Josh Adams is watching the birth of his first child on Zoom. Just another week really. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe, Tom and Dan Cole talk a little bit about the Lions and their latest tour game, but spend more time asking whether you'd rather be a shark who can live on land or a lion who can live underwater. There's also some insight on new Lion Marcus Smith and captain Jamie George who isn't just a "jolly little fat man". To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Justin Tipuric joins Joe and Tom from Trebanos to tell us all about himself, his nose and his shadow. As usual, expect minimal analysis of the most recent Lions game. But instead we have behind the scenes stories of the 2017 trips to the ‘scary houses’, the inside track on two rapid Welsh wingers, and Justin’s journey on a private jet with AWJ. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom invite the ultimate professional Dan Cole back to the podcast to chat through the first Lions game in South Africa. Well… sort of. Tom insults our guest, Joe tells us about Elliot Daly’s hairy back and Dan has to give Joe a geography lesson. But if you want rugby analysis, skip to the end when Dan tries to pick his 12/13 combination for the Tests. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the impossible sporting story. A team without a head coach, and without a hope, end up winning the Premiership title. And they do it the Quins way. The 'joovay' way. With old heads and young guns. Kicking to the corner and not the sticks. So after a few days MIA, we finally track down Joe to get the inside story from the man of the match in the final, and his captain, o captain Stephan Lewies. They're hungover, possibly still drunk, and emotional. It's an unforgettable episode. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe has rounded up some mates to reminisce about the 2017 British and Irish Lions tour to New Zealand. What did they really think of Warren Gatland? Why did they put cocktail sticks in their heads? And who is Jared Payne? Joe and Tom chat to James Haskell, Dan Cole, and Rory Best... when he eventually arrives. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the first episode of our British and Irish Lions specials. Joe and Tom chat to the Fun Bus / Lions Chairman Jason Leonard as Joe tries to remain calm while sitting down (virtually) with his childhood hero. Want to know how to convince your fellow teammates you're not a dickhead? Want to know what really happens in court sessions? Then get stuck into this episode and share it with all your rugby friends before the tour of South Africa begins. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a pub landlord, and they don’t even get to ask for a beverage. They do find out about lock-ins, the world’s most expensive pint, the origins of pub names and what tune Joe would belt out during karaoke. Plus the all-time podium of bar snacks. All of which combine to make them very, very thirsty indeed. Find us on our social media accounts and let us know your thoughts on the episode - we are @joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The film star and icon Alan Cumming joins Joe Marler and Tom Fordyce for a legendary episode all about acting. You will know Alan for his work in X-Men, GoldenEye and Spy Kids. Alan also has a brand new podcast, so why not search for it after you’ve listened to this! Search “Alan Cumming’s Shelves” where ever you get your podcasts. Keep up to date with The Joe Marler Show on Twitter & Instagram by searching @joemarlershow  Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Want to know what sort of future lies ahead for us? Well, who better to ask futurist Mark Stevenson than our own Joe Marler.  Joe & Tom ask Mark all the important questions about where the world is heading in terms of food, money, and climate change. It is not all doom and gloom we promise. There may also be mentions of hoverboards (from Joe obviously). So get stuck into this brilliant episode and share it with a friend who you think might also like to learn about our future. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are they drunk? They might be. They might also be a bit giddy this episode, and that isn't just because of the innuendos in this pod; that is because Joe and Tom are back together in the same room. Join the gang and our wine expert Libby Zietsman-Brodie for a podcast you will love. Have a favourite wine you'd like to share, or just fancy getting involved in the show? Tweet us @JoeMarlerShow or find us on Instagram @joemarlershow To buy our new merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a world first for the Joe Marler Show, we split the episode into two parts on the basis that the level of chat and insight from the man who fought as The Bomber is SO extraordinary, that Steve the producer has found it impossible to compress/slice/trim it down to a mere one episode. Enjoy! To buy our new merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet former world champion boxer Tony Bellew, one of the few men with arms stronger than Joe. Tony takes them inside the mysterious world of knock-outs, hype merchants and magnificent abs, something both Joe and Tom can relate intimately to. To buy our new merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a vicar and he might be the best vicar in the world. They ask him about weddings, funerals, swear words in the bible and whether the Lord is Father Tim's line manager. To buy our new merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a tree surgeon called Gareth, who grew up with chainsaws knocking around his house. To support the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To get merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop And to watch the YouTube video Joe mentions in this episode... https://youtu.be/5p4u2Ve1rOM Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So… Can you communicate with the dead? Joe is open minded, Tom isn’t, and their guest is Louise the evidential medium. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a real-life bodyguard, and once again it's not Kevin Costner. Their guest is Kate Bright from UMBRA International and she is brilliant. To support the show on Patreon, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to get into private security, go to www.umbrainternational.com  Oh and if anyone has photos of Joe working at "Hands on History" please do send them in. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet The Sleep Geek James Wilson to find out everything they’ve ever wanted to know about sleep.  To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/JoeMarlerShow  Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A whole episode about police dogs and how great they are. Joe and Tom meet Will Vye who works with police dogs every day and has some incredible stories. To support the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet former special forces soldier Dean Stott. They ask him about serving in Iraq, the sheep dip selection process and a parachute accident that sounds horrible.  To buy Dean’s book, search for “Dean Stott Relentless” on your favourite book website. To support our show, go to Patreon and sign up to be a show grower. Here’s the link: patreon.com/joemarlershow  Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Nick Pettigrew who was an anti-social behaviour officer for 18 years. He talks us through crack dens, brothels and how the system does or maybe doesn't work. Nick's book is called Anti-Social and it's really good. It's out in paperback this week. To support our show, go to Patreon.com/JoeMarlerShow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Dan Snow who knows everything about everything. It's one of our favourite episodes and covers Roman emperors, King Wladyslaw, Tutankhamun’s underpants and Henry VIII. To listen to Dan's podcast, search for History Hit in your podcast app. If you'd like to pay £1 a week to support our show, go to Patreon and search for Joe Marler Show. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a professional gambler who makes a living from playing poker, mainly online and in the middle of the night. It's a different world and we're not entirely sure it's that appealing. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/JoeMarlerShow To buy a t-shirt go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Steve Pawley who's a paramedic from Bristol. No fish were harmed in the making of this episode. To grow the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a real life penetration tester to ask how you break into a bank, and how to go about stealing a recipe from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. To support the show on Patreon, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To buy merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To become a penetration tester, go to nccgroup.com Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you handle the truth? Is it illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances? Joe and Tom meet a lawyer to find out. To support the show, sign up at Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a real life weather person to ask mainly about clouds, cows and rude place names, but they also learn a lot about the weather too! To support the show on Patreon, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a man called BJ, who is blind, and also a listener to the show. We love BJ! If you want to buy one of BJ’s books: www.bjedwards.co.uk To donate to 100k for Hobbsy (Rhiwbina RFC): https://www.justgiving.com/team/100km4Hobbsy To watch the Lionel Richie video Tom was talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHONNcZbwDY To grow the show, check out our new Patreon page: patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a cheesemonger, eat six cheeses and potentially get gout. Learn all about the Great Cheese War of 1766, Sardinian maggots and how many goats is a lot of goats. Ned Palmer is a brilliant guest, and his book is available now. It's called A Cheesemonger's History of the British Isles. If you read books, and you like cheese, check it out. To support the show on Patreon, go to Patreon.com/JoeMarlerShow To buy our t-shirt, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet someone who worked on Death Row in Texas and watched hundreds of executions. What a job that is! Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year! Joe and Tom have a real treat to start 2021 because Darren the Marine Biologist is their special guest. The beautiful thing is that Darren is a listener to the show, just like you, only probably with better shark knowledge. If you'd like to support the show, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a midwife and ask her everything they’ve ever wanted to know about birth. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Paddy who lived on the streets of Birmingham for 5 years. He’s one of the most extraordinary people they’ll ever meet and he’ll make you think again about homeless people. To support Shelter this Christmas please visit: https://england.shelter.org.uk/donate Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Michel Roux - one of the finest chefs in the world, and a man who brings chocolate puddings to a podcast. What a hero! If you want to make up a nice review of Michel's restaurant on TripAdvisor, here's a link: https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g186338-d719688-Reviews-Le_Gavroche-London_England.html If you want to buy the new Joe Marler Show t-shirt, then here's a link for that: joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet sports psychologist and performance coach Jeremy Snape.  There's a lot to take in, but Jeremy is brilliant and his website is: www.sportingedge.com He also has a podcast called Inside the Mind of Champions. Here's a link: https://www.sportingedge.com/podcasts/ Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Elroy 'Spoonface' Powell and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about voiceover artists. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a prison governor and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about prisons. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fish and Tom meet a tattoo artist and ask her everything they’ve ever wanted to know about tattoos. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a stuntwoman and ask her about being set on fire, jumping off bridges and 31 year old ponies. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a teacher and ask her everything they’ve ever wanted to know about working in a school. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Fergus and James who are saving lives and encouraging men to open up and talk to each other. This episode has been produced in partnership with Movember – who have been one of our sponsors since the very beginning. Whatever you grow will save a bro. Sign up at movember.com Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Tim Peake and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about astronauts. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet a zookeeper and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about working in a zoo. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe and Tom meet Dr Mark Freestone and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about psychopaths. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before their big launch on October 7th, Joe and Tom record a practice episode to work out things like questions and ad breaks. You know, the sort of stuff they should have planned months ago. Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Joe Marler Show - as planned, thoroughly, by Joe Marler and Tom Fordyce. To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Grow the Show, become an official sponsor See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices