Here Comes The Guillotine
Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion.
No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more.
Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection!
It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way.
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Episodes
The Mailbag: Manosphere Nonsense
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
12/12/24•20m 8s
Nothing Matters
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Hugh Grant, reviewers and Gladiator II (Contains spoilers)...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
09/12/24•52m 54s
The Mailbag: Stray Pubes
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
05/12/24•14m 56s
The Electric Bike Tour
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Valhalla, Pinocchio and gentrification...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
02/12/24•48m 2s
The Mailbag: 'I Hate You, Ok!'
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
28/11/24•26m 37s
Give Out There A Chance
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about dogs, Scottish comedy gigs and olive oil...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
25/11/24•49m 2s
The Mailbag: 'I Would Love to Seduce Maggie Thatcher'
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
21/11/24•16m 6s
Missed Opportunities
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bras, the police and Mickey Mouse...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
18/11/24•48m 21s
Pre-Prison Itinerary
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about train travel, Irish counties and prison...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
11/11/24•49m 43s
Spoilers for Rings of Power
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Mission Impossible, living with your parents and Oasis...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
04/11/24•40m 6s
Here Comes The Guillotine - The Mailbag
Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd want your questions, issues, problems, dilemmas or tips on tracking down Bible John to feature in a brand new series of Here Comes The Guillotine: The Mailbag...Email hctg@global.com now!
31/10/24•39s
Von Doom
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Lord of the Rings, Donald Trump and the Scottish Independence Referendum...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424
28/10/24•41m 55s
Chasing Oblivion
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about working under Capitalism, the X Files and a certain Jackie Chan film...
21/10/24•50m 23s
The Information Void
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the sexual awakenings, David Lynch films and the music industry…
14/10/24•57m 10s
A Holy Day of Obligation
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Arab Spring, Ireland and travelling on the train...
07/10/24•55m 55s
The Episode Where Susie Returns
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Loch Ness, Tony Blair and Celtic...
30/09/24•52m 10s
Best of Episodes 25 - 32
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits from earlier episodes of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe Christopher Macarthur-Boyd and special guest, Josie Long...
23/09/24•54m 6s
Infinite Trauma
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about incest, The Fringe and Scotland's Highland Games...
16/09/24•42m 37s
Sheriff Sammo Hung
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bring your partner to work events, Frasier and being an evil genius...
09/09/24•47m 54s
The Episode With Josie Long
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle & Christopher Macarthur-Boyd are joined by special guest, Josie Long to chat about the British Government, lawn bowls and OnlyFans while Susie McCabe takes a hard-earned break.
02/09/24•57m 49s
The Psychology of Art
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about helping your friends, Trump and selling out...
26/08/24•47m 34s
The Vikings Were Just a Story
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Kris Kristofferson, the Olympics and visiting the library...
19/08/24•52m 21s
Best of Episodes 15 - 24
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits from earlier episodes of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...
12/08/24•37m 36s
Cleft Cookie
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the SNP, Kurt Cobain and people on the motorway...
05/08/24•1h 8m
The Nazi Response to Vera Lynn
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Yodelling, the Taliban and the English national football team...
29/07/24•56m 17s
Against Acting
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the world of acting, David Beckham and dinosaurs...
22/07/24•1h 5m
Japanese Toilet Techniques
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Japan, cruises and the new Labour Government...
15/07/24•1h 3m
The Japanese Method
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Hadrian's Wall, Fascism and The Beatles...
08/07/24•1h 1m
He Sells Seashells to Invent War
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about TIme Travel, The Leaders' Debates and how to cook a Potato Scone...
01/07/24•59m 10s
Outlive Your Enemies
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about British politics, fairgrounds and Reality TV...
24/06/24•59m 34s
The Way of the Fist
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the upcoming election, people named Toby and rural Chinese restaurants...
17/06/24•1h 11m
There's So Much of Europe I Haven't Seen...
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Scottish films, Sportswashing and Prague's bone cathedral...
10/06/24•1h
Catspaw McGraw
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Baby Boomers, Vampires in Glasgow and ISIS...
03/06/24•1h 2m
H.M.S Cuckold
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about rich sports, German cuisine and Frankie's enthusiasm for towns around the UK following the end of his tour...
27/05/24•1h 1m
Gently Off To Sleep
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Glamis Castle near Dundee in Scotland, Cyclists and Mary Poppins...
20/05/24•1h 10m
Best of Ep.1 to Ep.13
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, you'll hear some of the best bits from earlier episodes of the podcast by award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd...
13/05/24•1h 1m
Would Someone Think of Baphomet!
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Paddington Bear, conspiracy theories and which animal you'd prefer to be eaten by...
06/05/24•45m 10s
Muppet Chainsaw Massacre
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about immigration, football and who Christopher would play in A Christmas Carol...
29/04/24•46m 32s
Vampire Bashers
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Edinburgh's Fringe Festival, taxi drivers and what happens to Christopher's bodily functions when he wakes up too early...
22/04/24•46m 36s
Our Lady of Perpetual Pain
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the nukes 'Doon the Watter' from Glasgow, toilet brushes and Morrissey...
15/04/24•1h 7m
Limeade and a Massage Gun
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Barbra Streisand, Irn Bru and the lack of motivation for a revolution in the UK...
07/04/24•1h 5m
The French Method
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Germany's influence on America, taxi wrestling and a possible Time Team collab...
01/04/24•1h 6m
Stuck Step Mum
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Winnie the Pooh, family holidays and the dangers of wild swimming...
25/03/24•58m 44s
Syphilitic Goat Attack
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss the differences between sheep and goats, their ideal funeral scenario and the fragility of Christopher...
18/03/24•1h 8m
Badger Dog
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss terrible people on public transport, a mysterious animal Frankie once saw and a film that one acting legend might want struck from their IMDb...
11/03/24•1h 7m
Space 'Ra
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss why the Hobbits were really in the Fellowship, rich people's bowling alleys and which football team Christopher should support...
04/03/24•58m 39s
An Extraordinary Invitation
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd uncover what Peter Pan was really up to, how Jessie J raised eyebrows at the MOBOs and they take a deep dive into Christopher's beauty regime...
26/02/24•47m 58s
Grotesque, Unbelievable, Bizarre, Unprecedented
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In the second episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discover the real reason that Christopher keeps his passport on him at all times, discuss what Voldemort was really up to and we learn a bit more about Frankie's music taste...
19/02/24•51m 48s
Norman Tebbit is Not a Cannibal
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In the very first episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd get used to being in the studio with no theme, no topics and no plan. Out of all that comes some unique conversation about Billy Connolly, the state of modern politics... and log burners!
12/02/24•40m 33s
Here Comes The Guillotine - Trailer
Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd, coming Monday 12th February.
04/02/24•47s
