#65 The Last Stark (Starbucks Cup Included)

 

Mine is more of an (Irish) Massacre Mule (add bitters)

 

ALL MEN MUST DRINK

Tana’s Irish Massacre Mule

 

The juice and pulp of (2) limes

Irish Whiskey (I used the Costco/Kirkland brand which is decent, honestly)

Sorghum and Sassafras Woodford Reserve bitters

 

Dave’s Moscow Mule

(made with Crushed Ice, because Dave is fancy and has Crushed Ice fresh from the fridge which is where Missandei got dumped this episode)

 

Titos Vodka, to taste

Lime, freshly squeezed

Crushed Ice (as mentioned)

And a dash of grenadine - for all the blood that D and D have spilt this season from our hearts.

 

HIGH NOTES:

Genry becomes a Lord!

We didn’t even mention that someone still lives in Dorne!

Is it… Muentyn Quartell? A Sand Snake?!

WHO KNOWS!

On the long list of things these writers have ruined, DORNE barely gets a mention in this episode, my friends.

So, drink up. Cheer up.

And may the odds be ever in your favor.

#WrongFranchise