The God Pod

The God Pod

By God

Join God, Jesus, Moses, Satan and more as they take a humorous look at the world God created and the humans who occupy it! God and pals interview celebrity guests. Past guests have included Oscar-winning director Travon Free, bestselling author Mary L. Trump, founder of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers, and ‘Family Guy’ executive producer David A. Goodman. This irreverent comedy podcast also broadcasts a live recording party with listeners once a month. The God Pod is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Testimonials from our guests: “I love this podcast. What I loved most was he seemed ok with the fact that I don’t believe in him." - ‘Family Guy’ Executive Producer David A. Goodman "Being on The God Pod was a great experience! The hosts were delightful and entertaining, but also asked great questions. God's enormous audience gave me the opportunity to introduce myself and my work to lots of new people. The right kinds of people—holy people."  - Founder of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers “The God pod is cool as...hell.” - Oscar winning Director Travon Free

Episodes

God Cancels The Pope

God responds to the Pope’s comments about ‘cancel culture.’ Psyche leads God and Satan in a group therapy session. We get into a heated argument over the movie ‘Don’t Look Up.’ Later we debate the one-hit wonders ‘Baby Got Back’ VS ‘Whoomp, There It Is.’
17/01/221h 7m

Don't Drink Pee, Dammit!

God is shocked to find out what some humans are doing now. God, Jesus, and Mary Magdalene catch up on what they did over the break. For example, Mary caught the ‘rona. We discuss who is more evil, Queen Elizabeth or Dick Cheney. Later we discuss how the whole world seems to have caught omni-global hyper-mega delta-cron.
13/01/221h 1m

God Returns From Vacation To Smite The Wicked

God returns from a 3-week vacation to find the world on fire. God, Jesus, and Satan catch up on what they did over the break. For example, Satan caught the ‘rona. Jesus responds to Don Jr. criticizing “turning the other cheek.” Later we discuss selling farts, the Pope vs. pets, and the 1-year anniversary of the capitol attack. Become a Patron and get rewards! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
10/01/221h 6m

Santa Blows Up Your Bathroom!

Santa Claus joins God, Jesus and Moses for the second half of The God Pod Holiday Party! Santa tells us all about what he REALLY wants when he shows up to your house. We talk to several of our patrons and have a jolly holly holiday. Hang out with us as we close out 2021!Become a Patron and get rewards! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
23/12/211h 9m

Santa Shows Up And Yells At His Elves!

Santa Claus joins God, Jesus and Moses for The God Pod Holiday Party! Santa gives his thoughts on his favorite Christmas movies, SantaCon, and the alleged ‘War on Christmas.’ He also yells at his elves…A LOT.Become a Patron and get rewards! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
20/12/211h 14m

God And Mary Sing The Holiday Hits

God and Mary sing all your favorite holiday songs and change the words. Moses tells us a conspiracy theory about Scooby Doo. We remember our favorite movies. Then we debate the songs ‘Mickey’ by Toni Basil vs. ‘I Want Candy’ by Bow Wow Wow. Later we discuss whether Nancy Reagan really is the ‘throat goat’ and an explosive powerpoint presentation.
16/12/211h 10m

God Smites Fox News For Christmas

God forgot to make an outline, so God, Satan and Moses make it up as they go along. We discuss the conspiracy that the government controls the weather. Then we debate Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’ vs. Survivor’s ‘Eye Of The Tiger.’ Later we discuss a TikToker who called Joel Osteen a POS to his face, and the Fox News Christmas tree burning down.Get tickets to The God Pod HOLIDAY PARTY which is TOMORROW NIGHT, Tuesday 12/14/21! Starring our special guest, SANTA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-holiday-party-tickets-221613119807If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You gain access to every party automatically. https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
13/12/2156m 34s

Jesus Bans Guns At Christmas

We discuss the conspiracy that the Moon landing was faked. Then we answer questions from humans, such as the dictionary meaning of Christmas. God asks humans what they would do if THEY were HIM. We debate whether Chumbawamba's song ‘Tubthumping’ is better than A-ha’s ‘Take On Me.’ Later we discuss getting a WW2 mortar stuck up your bottom, bags of cash found behind Joel Osteen’s toilet, and elected Republican officials posing in front of Christmas trees with machine guns.Get tickets to The God Pod HOLIDAY PARTY! Starring our special guest, SANTA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-holiday-party-tickets-221613119807If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You gain access to every party automatically. https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
09/12/211h 5m

Woodsy Christians!

God, Psyche, Moses and Satan meet once again for some group therapy. We read reviews! Such as “it really good.” And we debate one-hit wonders! This week it’s “Walking on Sunshine” vs. “Kung Fu Fighting.” We try to figure out why the Denver Airport is so frigging Satanic. Later we discuss the development of humanoid robots, woodsy Christians, and Trump getting an ‘honorary’ 9th degree black belt.Get tickets to The God Pod HOLIDAY PARTY! Starring our special guest, SANTA! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-holiday-party-tickets-221613119807If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You gain access to every party automatically: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpodNEWS LINKS DISCUSSED:https://god.dailydot.com/humanoid-robot-video/https://god.dailydot.com/trump-taekwondo/https://www.insider.com/denver-international-airport-conspiracy-theories-debunked-2021-10
06/12/211h 6m

Satan Drops New Variant

God, Jesus, and Moses talk about a lot of stuff. We read our reviews and answer questions, such as “Why are nails a mean gift for Jesus?” We also discuss the conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder can see. God asks humans to summarize the Bible in just 4 words. Later we discuss selling farts in a jar for one thousand dollars a pop, Kid Rock, and how awesome Canada is.Get your tickets to The God Pod Holiday Party here! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-holiday-party-tickets-221613119807If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You gain access to every party automatically. https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
02/12/211h 10m

The God Pod Thanksgiving Party!

God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche, Mary Magdalene and JFK hang out with 50 God Pod listeners for Thanksgiving! Many people were quite sloshed, fights broke out, love and thanks were shared...so all in all, a typical Thanksgiving! Thanks for coming out, everyone! The God Pod Christmas Birthday Party is on Tuesday December 14th! From 9-11pm EST! We hope you join us then!If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You gain access to every party automatically. https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
29/11/211h 57m

New To The God Pod?

Join God, Jesus, Moses, Satan and more as they take a humorous look at the world God created and the humans who occupy it!God and pals interview celebrity guests. Past guests have included Oscar-winning director Travon Free, bestselling author Mary L. Trump, founder of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers, and ‘Family Guy’ executive producer David A. Goodman.This irreverent comedy podcast also broadcasts a live recording party with listeners once a month. The God Pod is available wherever you listen to podcasts.Testimonials from our guests:“I love this podcast. What I loved most was he seemed ok with the fact that I don’t believe in him."- ‘Family Guy’ Executive Producer David A. Goodman"Being on The God Pod was a great experience! The hosts were delightful and entertaining, but also asked great questions. God's enormous audience gave me the opportunity to introduce myself and my work to lots of new people. The right kinds of people—holy people." - Founder of ‘The Onion’ Scott Dikkers“The God pod is cool as...hell.”- Oscar winning Director Travon Free
27/11/2130s

Whatever Happened To THOU SHALT NOT KILL?!?

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene hang out. We answer questions, such as “What was Jesus like when he was a teenager?” We also discuss the conspiracy theory that all rich people are actually reptilian alien invaders. God asks humans “Who is the hottest Bible character?” Later we discuss Big Bird getting banned, mega jerk mega churches, and a very unpopular verdict.Join our Patreon. You’ll get access to our monthly parties, our chat board, and ad-free versions of every episode. Join our community of Angels today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
25/11/211h 2m

God's Best Interviews Of 2021

God and Jesus reflect on some of their favorite interview moments of the year of our LORD 2021. Included in this episode are comedian Fizaa Dosani, Founder of 'The Onion' Scott Dikkers, comedian Marlena Rodriguez,Oscar-Winning Director Travon Free, "Faith Based" Screenwriter & Actor Luke Barnett, comedian Kelly Bachman, and comedian Matt Friend. God would like to thank EVERYONE who has come on The God Pod as a guest! You are all awesome and getting into Heaven.The God Pod Thanksgiving Party is tomorrow night! Get your ticket here:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-thanksgiving-party-tickets-211478928167Become a Patron and get rewards: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
22/11/211h 4m

The Worst Thing Humans Ever Invented

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have so much fun in this one. We answer questions, such as “Did Jesus drink too much wine when he was young?” We also explain why there are Bibles in hotel rooms and what to do about it. God asks humans “What’s the worst thing humans have ever invented?” and isn’t pleased with the most popular answer. Later we discuss crying Elon, saying the quiet part out loud, and death farts.Get your tickets to The God Pod Thanksgiving Party!Join our Patreon. You’ll get access to our monthly parties, our chat board, and ad-free versions of every episode. Join our community of Angels today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
18/11/211h 16m

SATANIC PANIC!

God, Satan, Moses and Psyche read reviews and then have a group therapy session. God gets some stuff off his chest. ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses’ is back and this time it’s about Billy Joel’s song ‘Uptown Girl.’ Later we discuss books being banned, Qanon, and the spread of Satanic panic!Get your tickets to THE GOD POD THANKSGIVING PARTY!Join our Patreon. You’ll get access to our monthly parties, our chat board, and ad-free versions of every episode. Join our community of Angels today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
16/11/211h 3m

One-Night Stands With One-Hit Wonders

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have a blast. We read our reviews, such as ‘this is blasphemy’ and ‘repent before it’s too late.’ We answer important questions from our listeners, such as ‘Who Would You Do?” New segment ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses’ makes its debut. Later we discuss Big Bird, AstroWorld, and ‘Daylight Savings Time.’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/11/211h 4m

This Is BLASPHEMY!

God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have a blast. We read our reviews, such as ‘this is blasphemy’ and ‘repent before it’s too late.’ We answer important questions from our listeners, such as ‘Who Would You Do?” New segment ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses’ makes its debut. Later we discuss Big Bird, AstroWorld, and ‘Daylight Savings Time.’ If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You get access to every party automatically. Also, you gain access to ad-free versions of and notified by email of every new episode.https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
11/11/211h 4m

God Asks JFK About Qanon And The Answer MAY SHOCK YOU!

How does JFK feel about Qanon? And why did they think his son would come back to life? God, Satan, Psyche and Moses talk to former US president John F. Kennedy in Heaven. Later we discuss things people consider satanic, weed from other planets, and Luciferase. God delivers your New Commandment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08/11/211h 0m

God Asks JFK About Qanon And The Answer MAY SHOCK YOU!

How does JFK feel about Qanon? And why did they think his son would come back to life? God, Satan, Psyche and Moses talk to former US president John F. Kennedy in Heaven. Later we discuss things people consider satanic, weed from other planets, and Luciferase. God delivers your New Commandment.
08/11/211h 0m

God's Loophole

What is God’s Loophole? God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Moses are in rare form and have a great time laughing together. We discuss whether or not we should ‘lighten up,’ the correct way to eat a banana, and what to name Jesus’ new puppy. Mary Magdalene does her best impression of God. Later on we discuss paid family leave and taxing the richest man on the planet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
04/11/211h 1m

God's Loophole

What is God’s Loophole? God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Moses are in rare form and have a great time laughing together. We discuss whether or not we should ‘lighten up,’ the correct way to eat a banana, and what to name Jesus’ new puppy. Mary Magdalene does her best impression of God. Later on we discuss paid family leave and taxing the richest man on the planet.
04/11/211h 1m

The God Pod Halloween Party!

God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche and Satan hang out with 40 of our closest friends at our Halloween Party! Everyone came in awesome costumes! Thanks for coming out, everyone! We’ll have another party in late November, so if you couldn’t make this party, we’ll see you there! If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You get access to every party automatically.  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01/11/211h 54m

The God Pod Halloween Party!

God, Jesus, Moses, Psyche and Satan hang out with 40 of our closest friends at our Halloween Party! Everyone came in awesome costumes! Thanks for coming out, everyone! We’ll have another party in late November, so if you couldn’t make this party, we’ll see you there!If you want to never miss another party again, become one of our Patrons! You get access to every party automatically. https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
01/11/211h 54m

The Healing Power Of Blasphemy

God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Moses and Satan all hang out in this wildly fun episode. We discuss asking potential mates for their most controversial opinion as a means of weeding out lunatics. For example, Satan hates cats but loves the movie ‘Cats.’ We say many other dangerous things that could be taken out of context. We also discuss what our last words would be. Is this the final episode of The God Pod? Haha. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
28/10/211h 6m

The Healing Power Of Blasphemy

God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Moses and Satan all hang out in this wildly fun episode. We discuss asking potential mates for their most controversial opinion as a means of weeding out lunatics. For example, Satan hates cats but loves the movie ‘Cats.’ We say many other dangerous things that could be taken out of context. We also discuss what our last words would be. Is this the final episode of The God Pod? Haha.You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party! IT’S LITERALLY TONIGHT! Hurry! There’s still time!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987
28/10/211h 6m

God Is A Potty Mouthed Pothead LGBTQ+ Supporter

God, Moses and Psyche hang out for some group therapy. Does Squid Game mock socialism or capitalism? God asks “What’s the one thing you can’t live without?” The Goddamn News includes a Christian’s sign about who gets into Heaven, synthetic parasite mind eggs, and Trump’s failed website. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party!https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987
25/10/211h 0m

Dumbgeons and Dragqueens

God and Jesus hang out, just the two of us, just like the old days. The Goddamn News includes Christmas presents supply chain hypocrisy, apocalypse preppers, and something called ‘JesusWeen.’ Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987 We got our FIRST SPONSOR! Use this link to get 10% off your first month of using Better Help: https://www.betterhelp.com/thegodpod
21/10/2149m 19s

Funnier Than I Thought

The Goddess Psyche provides group therapy to Satan, Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners. God asks what makes you instantly lose respect for someone? The Goddamn News includes Bisexual Superman, “I Am Weed,” and Ozzy Osbourne. God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987 We got our FIRST SPONSOR! Use this link to get 10% off your first month of using Better Help: https://www.betterhelp.com/thegodpod
18/10/211h 6m

The Rudest Animal God Ever Made

Psyche and Mary Magdalene hang out with Moses and God. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. God asks which animal is the rudest? And how did no one suggest humans? The Goddamn News includes Iron Maiden, Operation Dunder Mifflin, and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. You’re invited to The God Pod Halloween Party! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987
14/10/211h 3m

A Great Thundering A-Hole

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! Satan returns and brings the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith with him from Hell. Joseph Smith hangs out as we discuss the Pope, the Zodiac Killer, and Tony the Tiger. We answer questions from our listeners and read our reviews. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. You’re invited to Satan’s Halloween Party! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/satans-halloween-party-tickets-186155123987 Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod Write us a review and we’ll read it on the show!  https://ratethispodcast.com/thegodpod
11/10/211h 2m

God Destroys Sandwich

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss fasting and prayer, the Supreme Court, Planned Parenthood, and Pat Robertson’s retirement. We answer questions from our Angels. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod
07/10/2153m 56s

Pure Awesomeness

When does the title get said during the episode? Listen to find out! We discuss comedy therapy, which famous puppets would be anti-vax, conservative Christian hypocrites, reincarnation animals, the differences between schlemiels, schmucks and putzes, and the goddamn news. Finally, God reiterates a previous commandment. Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod
04/10/2154m 55s

God Disavows The Bible

God asked humans to explain the Bible badly to people who have never read it. We discuss the Mormon practice of getting soaked to the bone, if you know what I mean. Who should do God’s performance review? We discuss. God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week. Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod
30/09/2149m 52s

The Second God Pod Live Party!

WE HAD SO MUCH FUN! Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, Satan, and The Goddess Psyche party on a Friday night with 40 of our biggest fans! So much happened! Enjoy this 2-hour LIVE episode!
27/09/212h 6m

SMITE-VAXX!!!

SMITE-VAXX! God releases a way to protect yourself from being smited by God. The gang debates The Sound Of Music VS. Grease, religious exemptions, and what churches should be converted into. Later on, God, Jesus, and Moses discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Enjoy this 1-hour episode! Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod and make sure to GET YOUR TICKETS to the God Pod PARTY on September 24, 2021: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-recording-party-tickets-166337747681
23/09/2156m 56s

Attack Of The Swollen Balls!

BALL WARS: ATTACK OF THE SWOLLEN BALLS! ...A short time ago, in a galaxy close, close by, some might say the one you’re currently in,  Turmoil has engulfed the US Republic. The value of a 95% effective vaccine is in dispute due to a phantom pair of swollen balls. Hoping to exploit the matter with a flurry of deadly tweets, the greedy Federation of Fading Celebrities have committed to cast doubt on the work of a global community of scientists.  While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the President has secretly dispatched two god podders, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict.... Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod GET YOUR TICKETS to the God Pod Live Party THIS FRIDAY, September 24, 2021!!!  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-recording-party-tickets-166337747681
20/09/2153m 35s

God Explains What He Was Doing On 9/11

WTF?! Why did God let 9/11 happen? Where was he? What was he doing? God finally explains after all these years. Is it healthy to 'never forget' something so traumatic and horrific? We talk about all this and more. Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Enjoy this 1-hour episode!  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod GET YOUR TICKETS to the God Pod Live Party on September 24, 2021: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-recording-party-tickets-166337747681
16/09/211h 3m

THOU SHALT GET THERAPY, DAMMIT!

THE GODDESS PSYCHE HOSTS THIS EPISODE! Psyche is frigging DONE with the stigma around getting therapy. She conducts an intensive group therapy session. Listen in as God, Satan, Moses, and Psyche discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod and make sure to GET YOUR TICKETS to the God Pod PARTY on September 24, 2021: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-recording-party-tickets-166337747681
13/09/2155m 48s

Death Lives Her Best Life

THE ANGEL OF DEATH RETURNS! The Grim Reaper has been gone all summer and God asks why. It turns out that Death went to Mount Everest in Nepal and got her GROOVE back. Listen as Death becomes her best self. Later on, God, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Death and Moses discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Enjoy this 1-hour episode! Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod and make sure to GET YOUR TICKETS to the God Pod PARTY on September 24, 2021: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-recording-party-tickets-166337747681
09/09/211h 4m

God Joins The Satanic Temple

GOD FINDS RELIGION! God explores joining The Satanic Temple just to mess with Texas. Listen in as God, Satan, Moses, and Psyche discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Enjoy this 1-hour episode!  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting app: https://kite.link/thegodpod GET YOUR TICKETS to the God Pod Live Comedy Party on September 24, 2021: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-recording-party-tickets-166337747681
06/09/211h 1m

Mary L. Trump And ‘The Reckoning’

Author Mary L. Trump returns to the God Pod for an unprecedented 3rd time! This time we talk to Mary about her new book ‘The Reckoning.’ Mary Magdalene hosts the episode and leads this fascinating interview with one of America’s leading authors. Later on, listen in as Mary Magdalene, Moses, God, Jesus and Mary L. Trump talk about all the latest in the goddamn news. GET YOUR TICKETS for the next God Pod Live Recording Party on September 24, 2021:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-recording-party-tickets-166337747681
02/09/211h 1m

Satan Takes Over The God Pod!

ALL HAIL THE SATAN POD!  Satan takes over as host and proves that he’s better than God, once and for all.  Listen in as Satan, Moses, Psyche, and God read reviews from listeners, answer questions, and talk about the latest goddamn news. Get your tickets for the next God Pod Live Recording Party on September 24, 2021:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-recording-party-tickets-166337747681
30/08/211h 6m

Kevin Kovid Returns!

KEVIN “DELTA VARIANT” KOVID RETURNS! Don’t call it a comeback, he’s been here for years. Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, and Mary Magdalene discuss the latest in the goddamn news with Covid-19 itself. Enjoy this 1-hour episode!  Join our Patreon to automatically gain entry to the next God Pod Live Party on September 24, 2021:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
26/08/2154m 0s

The First Ever God Pod Party!

HOLY CRAP DID WE HAVE A BLAST! Listen in as God, Jesus, Moses, Mary Magdalene, Satan, and The Goddess Psyche party on a Friday night with 40 of our biggest fans! So much happened! Wine was made from water, toasts were made, and Jesus came out of the closet (for reals this time). Enjoy this 2-hour episode! Get your tickets to the next party on September 24th, 2021! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-recording-party-tickets-166337747681 Join our Patreon to automatically gain entry the parry every month:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
23/08/212h 2m

‘Broke-Ass’ Stuart

God interviews TV host, travel writer, and former mayoral candidate ‘Broke-Ass’ Stuart. Stuart tells us what it’s been like becoming a travel writer and making his living online. He also tells us about the time he ran for mayor of San Francisco! God and pals talk about how excited they are for the first ever God Pod Live Party. Later on, the gang talks about all the latest Goddamn News. Finally, God issues your New Commandment Of The Week. ONLY ONE DAY LEFT until the first ever God Pod Live Party! This live comedy event is on Friday 9pm EST! Want to party live with God and his pals? Have a question directly for God? Want to help St. Jude Children’s Hospital give care to children in need? Just want to get high and laugh? This Friday you can do all this and more! Get your tickets before they sell out!!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-party-tickets-166338869035 Support the God Pod: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Signup for our weekly newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ Link Tree:  https://kite.link/thegodpod
19/08/2146m 44s

God And Satan Discuss Switching Roles

God and Satan discuss switching roles for a week! Would anyone even notice? What could possibly go wrong? God and Satan do more couples counseling with goddess of therapy, Psyche. Later on, God, Satan, and Psyche answer questions and discuss all the latest in the Goddamn News. Only 4 days left until the God Pod LIVE Party! The first ever God Pod Live is coming up this Friday 9pm EST! Want to party live with God and his pals? Have a question directly for God? Want to help St. Jude Children’s Hospital give care to children in need? Just want to get high and laugh? This Friday you can do all this and more! Get your tickets before they sell out!!! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-party-tickets-166338869035 Support the God Pod: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Signup for our weekly newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ Link Tree:  https://kite.link/thegodpod
16/08/211h 0m

Mary Magdalene Shows Up As Jesus Skips Town

Mary Magdalene makes her first appearance on the God Pod just as Jesus skips town for two weeks. Mary tells God and Satan what it was like hanging out with Jesus back in the old days.  God asked humans which comedian they want resurrected and reviews their answers. God also humans what the last thing they bought was (because that will be their weapon to fight Satan). Finally, the gang talks about the latest in the Goddamn News, from Kenneth Copeland saying God couldn’t use his private jet to Ron DeSantis leading Florida off a cliff. Don’t miss out on the God Pod LIVE Party on August 20!!! Get your tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-party-tickets-166338869035 Support our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod The God Pod Weekly Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ God’s Link Tree Of Knowledge:  https://kite.link/thegodpod
12/08/211h 4m

God and Satan Try Couples Counseling

God and Satan get in a fight and decide to go to couples counseling. The Goddess Psyche helps the two unravel some of the deeper issues within their tortured relationship.  God explains why he isn’t killing idiots faster, why you can’t pet a grizzly bear, and what the meaning of life is. Finally, the gang talks about the latest in the Goddamn News, from being duct-taped on an airplane to being eaten by an alligator.    Don’t miss out on the God Pod LIVE Party! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-god-pod-live-party-tickets-166338869035 Support our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod The God Pod Weekly Newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ God’s Link Tree Of Knowledge:  https://kite.link/thegodpod
09/08/211h 13m

God and Jesus Argue Over Getting A Puppy

God argues with Jesus over getting a puppy! Jesus wants to get a real, live Earth puppy for the palace! And God is not so sure about it! Who’s gonna walk it?? God and Jesus answer questions, and then discuss all the latest in the Goddamn News. Support the God Pod: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Signup for our weekly newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ Link Tree:  https://kite.link/thegodpod
05/08/211h 6m

God Talks To His Therapist

God talks to his therapist on the podcast for the very first time! God introduces his therapist Psyche (The Goddess of Soul), whose name and life-story inspired the term ‘Psychology.’ God talks to her about what’s really bothering him lately. Is it ok to not be ok? God and his therapist also discuss what TV shows they’re currently watching.  Later on, God and Psyche discuss the latest in the Goddamn News. Support the God Pod: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Signup for our weekly newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ Link Tree:  https://kite.link/thegodpod
02/08/211h 4m

Comedian Kelly Bachman

Comedian Kelly Bachman joins The God Pod for an interview!  Kelly tells us about her journey in comedy thus far, from doing standup to making movies to creating musical comedy. And of course, we talk about THAT moment. We discuss the real aftermath of her viral takedown of an infamous serial rapist. God and pals answer questions from their angel patrons. God asks everyone the question, “What would make church more exciting?” Later, we all discuss the latest in the Goddamn News.  Finally, God issues your New Commandment Of The Week. Learn more about Kelly Bachman: https://www.kellymakesmovies.com Support the God Pod: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Signup for our weekly newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ Link Tree:  https://kite.link/thegodpod
29/07/211h 4m

God And Satan Make A Bet On Joel Osteen

God and Satan discuss the latest in the Goddamn News!  A pastor shoved his hands in a pile of dog poop to make a point, Satan’s old girlfriend showed her feet for the whole world to see, and Joel Osteen gets slammed for driving a $325,000 Ferrari after taking a PPP loan. God and Satan place a bet on Joel, their first bet since Job!  Finally, Jeff Bezos went to space in a giant rocketship shaped exactly like a dong.  Support the God Pod: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Signup for our weekly newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ Follow:  https://kite.link/thegodpod
26/07/2157m 7s

Comedian Marlena Rodriguez

Comedian Marlena Rodriguez joins The God Pod for an interview!  Marlena tells us what it’s been like to write for big TV shows such as Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Silicon Valley, Close Enough and Clone High. We discuss her belief in God, her comedy heroes (if any), and her dreams and goals. Later, we all discuss the latest in the Goddamn News.  Finally, God issues your New Commandment Of The Week. Learn more about Marlena Rodriguez: https://www.marlenarodriguez.com/ Support the God Pod: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Signup for our weekly newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ Follow:  https://kite.link/thegodpod
22/07/211h 24m

BEST HITS: God Laughs At Depressed Televangelists

In this episode originally aired after the election in November of 2020, God and friends have a good laugh at the pain and suffering of televangelists in the wake of Donald Trump’s defeat. We debut two new segments, “What Would Jesus Do?” and “The Holy Spirit’s Social Media Roundup.” Kevin Kovid stops by to give an update. Finally, The God Squad reviews the Goddamn News. Opening and closing song: “Election Meme Rewind - HEY HEY, HA HA, HO HO ft. Kenneth Copeland, Paula White-Cain, and various acc” courtesy of Schmoyoho. ------------------- Join our Patreon and get rewards:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Get the God Pod weekly newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ Follow God everywhere: https://kite.link/thegodpod
15/07/211h 1m

BEST HITS: God Takes A Paternity Test!

Welcome to the Moses Povich Show! Moses conducts a paternity test with God, Joseph, and all the other possible fathers of Jesus!  Who is the father? Who is NOT the father?  ALL WILL BE REVEALED. Join our Patreon and get rewards:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod Get the God Pod weekly newsletter: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/ Follow God everywhere: https://kite.link/thegodpod
08/07/2136m 48s

Comedian Jeff Dwoskin

Comedian Jeff Dwoskin joins The God Pod for an interview!  Jeff tells us why we should care about him, his favorite comedians, and whether or not he still believes in God. Then he tell us about his podcast “Live From Detroit: The Jeff Dwoskin Show” and how hard it is to get his wife to listen to it. Jeff hangs out as we discuss The Goddamn News. Gun girl claims Christians can’t use birth control, an exorcism at a Home Depot, and a Redneck Rave that ended in an impalement. Later, we discuss the existence of aliens.  Finally, in honor of the 4th of July, God does a dramatic reading of President Thomas J. Whitmore’s speech from the film “Independence Day.”   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://god.dailydot.com/newsletter/   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
01/07/211h 5m

Podcaster Kevin Williams

Podcaster Kevin Williams joins The God Pod for an interview!  Kevin tells us about his experience getting thrown out of Catholic school in the 2nd grade for asking too many questions. We discuss his podcast TV Channeling, which focuses on watching bad TV so you don’t have to.  Kevin hangs out as we discuss The Goddamn News. Juneteenth is now a national US holiday and racists are losing it. Mike Pence got called a ‘traitor’ at a conservative conference. A group of Catholic bishops is trying to stop Biden from taking communion.  God tells us his top 5 favorite movies. Finally, God does a dramatic reading of the song ‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World’ by Tears for Fears.    Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
24/06/211h 5m

Actress Alessandra Torresani

Actress Alessandra Torresani joins The God Pod for an interview!  Alessandra talks about some of the TV shows she’s been on, such as Malcolm in the Middle, Big Bang Theory, Caprica, and Lucifer. These days she is dedicated to de-stigmatizing mental health by spreading kindness, compassion and hope. She brings tons of fun and laughter to her mission with sharing her story about living with BiPolar 1 Disorder on her podcast EmotionAL Support.  Alessandra hangs out as we discuss The Goddamn News. India bans LGBT conversion therapy, a man was swallowed by a whale in Cape Cod, and ‘Ultimate Slip ’N Slide’ TV show got shut down by explosive diarrhea.  Finally, God does a dramatic reading of the song ‘Crazy’ by Gnarls Barkley.  NOTE: This episode is also available to WATCH AS A VIDEO on YouTube: https://youtu.be/nHx0bVfjxr0   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Our most recent Patreon-only episode was called "Qmorons Think The Vaccine Makes You Magnetic, Which We Find Funny" and is available here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/52457841 Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
17/06/211h 9m

Comedian Grace Johnson

Comedian Grace Johnson joins The God Pod for an interview!  Grace talks about transitioning from being a corporate lawyer and what her Mom thinks of that career choice. Grace explains how much she loves that anti-maskers are now wearing masks to protect themselves from the vaccinated. We discuss megachurches, televangelists, and other con-artists we despise. Grace hangs out as we discuss The Goddamn News. Corporations are pretending to care about Pride Month whilst still funding bigots, a battle is underway over Voting Rights, and Americans are now being given guns in exchange for getting vaccinated. Later on, we do some Bible Study and God tells us his Top 5 Most Blasphemous Movies Of All Time. Finally, God issues a NEW COMMANDMENT.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
10/06/211h 12m

Founder Of 'The Onion' Scott Dikkers

Scott Dikkers founded the world’s first humor website, TheOnion.com, in 1996. A few years earlier he helped found the original Onion newspaper. He’s served as The Onion’s owner and editor-in-chief, on and off, for much of the last quarter century.  A #1 NY Times best selling author, comic strip creator, voice actor, screenwriter and director, Scott is nothing short of a comedy legend.  Listen in as God and pals talk to Scott about his distinguished career, comedy, and the world. NEW: Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Og0YcDHLLGg -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
03/06/211h 5m

Comedian Niles Abston

Comedian Niles Abston joins The God Pod for an interview!  Niles discusses his comedy special on YouTube called “Girls Don’t Twerk To Jokes” which God loved. Niles explains why he only dates atheists and what they think of the Jesus tattoo on his back. We discuss life, comedy, and going to school at a Christian college. Niles hangs out as we discuss The Goddamn News. The Mormon Church is probably investing in Doge Coin, millennials don’t believe in God, and rainbow lego blocks are driving bigots (more) crazy. Later on, we put Jesus into difficult situations by playing a game of ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ Finally, God issues a New Commandment. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
27/05/2154m 25s

#225 - God Slams Hypocrite Pastor Joel Osteen

Televangelist Joel Osteen recently appeared on ‘The Today Show’ and God is PISSED. Satan expands his ‘Bango’ pyramid scheme empire. The Angel of Death shares some of her commercial jingles. We discuss evil things such as the Capitol attack, Joe Rogan, AmaZen Kiosks, and the new bill effectively banning aboriton in Texas. Later on, God tells everyone about some new ‘friends’ he made this week. Finally, God issues a NEW COMMANDMENT. ------------------- NOTE: Every other episode of The God Pod is exclusive to our Patrons. This is a 3-minute teaser of a 60-minute Patreon exclusive episode. Become a Patron for only $5 a month to unlock all episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
24/05/213m 51s

"Faith Based" Screenwriter & Actor Luke Barnett

“Faith Based” screenwriter and actor Luke Barnett joins The God Pod for an interview!  FAITH BASED focuses on two slacker friends who come to the realization that every low budget Christian movie starring 90's TV actors makes millions of dollars. They soon set out on a mission to make "A Prayer in Space", the story of the first prayer ever to be prayed... in space. Featuring Jason Alexander, Lance Reddick and Margaret Cho, FAITH BASED has 94% on Rotten Tomatoes and is available for free on Amazon Prime. Later on, Luke discusses his real-life evil doppelganger, a megachurch pastor in California also named Luke Barnett. Then we discuss the existence of UFO’s. Finally, we do some Bible Study and discuss what we loved about the episode. Listen in as we discuss life, comedy and blasphemy with our hilarious new pal. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
20/05/2151m 26s

#223 - God Talks 'Cancel Culture' With Comedian Greg Roque

Comedian Greg Roque joins The God Squad for an interview! We talk about his career, comedy, and going viral online. Greg hangs out to discuss The Goddamn News and plays a game of ‘Two Truths and a Lie’ with the gang. God answers questions from patrons. Finally, we discuss what we liked and didn’t like about the episode during ‘Bless, Smite, Evolve.’ NOTE: This is a 3-minute teaser of a 60 minute episode. Become a Patron to unlock the full episode: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
17/05/213m 33s

Oscar-Winning Director Travon Free

Oscar-winning director Travon Free joins The God Pod for an interview!  Travon describes what it’s like to win an Academy Award. We discuss his Oscar-winning short film “Two Distant Strangers,” which you should go watch on Netflix right now! Seriously, stop reading this and go watch it, right now! Later on, Travon plays a fun game of “Is This A Bible Thing Or Something A Republican Said?” Then we discuss the Golden Globes and finish with a very touching game of “Bless, Smite, and Evolve.” Listen in as we have a fascinating discussion with our wonderful new friend. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
13/05/2149m 31s

#221 - “You Got It, Dude!” We Discuss Classic Sitcoms With Comedian Mike Valdes!

Comedian Mike Valdes joins The God Squad for an interview! We talk about his love for Full House, Family Matters, and all the classic TGIF sitcoms. At one point we all bust out singing the ‘Full House’ theme song and laugh our butts off. We hope you enjoy listening to this episode as much as we did recording it!  TEASER of a 60 minute episode. Become a Patron to unlock full episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
10/05/213m 30s

Marvel Comic Book Writer Dan Slott

Eisner Award-winning comic book writer Dan Slott joins The God Pod for an interview!  Dan tells us what it’s like to write for ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ and ‘Fantastic Four.’ Later on he plays games with us such as: “Which Marvel character is most likely to have a Vegas wedding?” and “Which Marvel character do you want to be for a day?” Listen to us have a great time talking about comic books with our brilliant new friend. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
06/05/2158m 10s

#219 - Elton John Sings "God-Man" (ft. Barrett Leddy)

Comedian Barrett Leddy joins The God Squad for an interview! He dazzles us with his impressions of Bill Burr, Gilbert Gottfried, Ian McKellan, Martin Scorcese and more! Later on he becomes Elton John, plays piano and sings “God-Man” to the tune of “Rocket-Man.” Listen to us laugh our asses off with our wonderful new friend. TEASER of a 60 minute episode. Become a Patron to unlock full episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
03/05/2111m 9s

The Oscars, Elon Musk, and Pickle People

God questions whether Satan’s entrance sounds are just Satan cumming, the gang reviews the Oscars and discuss the films nominated for Best Picture. Jesus admits he didn’t watch ‘Judas and the Black Messiah’ and almost gets crucified again.  Satan gets Jesus into some sticky situations during a game of “What Would Jesus Do?” We discuss Elon Musk being named an SNL Host, Satan thinks Elon Musk is pretty hawt.  Jesus admits he is not a pickle person, but everyone else is. We discuss “My Octopus Teacher” and whether or not it had to jerk off the human, and why wasn’t it thanked at the Oscars? ------------------- Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
28/04/2149m 13s

#217 - How To Keep Betty White Alive Forever

This episode is AWESOME! God and Death answer questions from our patrons! We discuss keeping Betty White alive forever, how we celebrated 4/20, and how circumcision was a prank that got out of hand.This week in The Goddamn News, we discuss how surprised we were that Derek Chauvin got convicted, God lets us know that Ben Shapiro and Tomi Lahren are on the express route to Hell, Ben Shapiro made a complete idiot of himself with a big piece of wood in a tiny plastic bag, the Humpy Dance comes to Heaven, Ted Nugent catches Kevin Kovid, My Pillow guy gets pranked, Trump complains about his traumatic presidency, a Capitol rioter gets busted on Bumble, and a Nevada DA complains about woke Disney World.TEASER of a 38-minute episode. Become a Patron to unlock full episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
26/04/2110m 26s

Comedian Matt Friend

Comedian and master impressionist Matt Friend joins us! His celebrity impressions include Dr. Fauci, Jeff Goldblum, Howard Stern, Mitch McConnell, Donald Trump, Rami Malek, Roger the Alien and so many more!  Dr. Fauci joins us to respond to vaccine hesitancy. Roger the Alien and God discuss the existence of aliens. Jeff Goldblum responds to Elon Musk’s possible Jurassic Park. Later on, we discuss "Passion of the Christ" star Jim Caviezel joining Qanon. Finally, God issues yet another new commandment He shouldn’t have to! ------------------- Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
21/04/2147m 16s

#215 - Bible Stories That Make Good Florida Man Headlines

Join us as we have a good laugh at the world! We discuss the passing of Bernie Madoff and what we did when he came to the Pearly Gates. We talk about which Bible stories would make good Florida man headlines. We answer questions from our patrons on ‘Ask God’ and we take turns doing reviews. Finally, I issue a new commandment on ‘woke’ Pat Robertson.TEASER of a 47-minute episode. Become a Patron to unlock full episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
19/04/2110m 45s

Comedian Chris Thorburn

Comedian Chris Thorburn joins us! Chris recently went viral with this hilarious video he made: watching a film from 2004 We answer questions from our patrons! We do a little Bible Study. And we discuss the latest goddamn news! All on today's episode of The God Pod! Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
14/04/2152m 52s

#213 - Death Talks About DMX And Prince Phillip

Death returns to discuss the deaths of DMX and Prince Phillip with God and Moses. Death discusses what the mood was like between them in The Waiting Room Of Souls. Where will God send them in the afterlife? Listen and find out on this thrilling episode of The God Pod!This is a 10-minute teaser of a 36-minute episode. Become a HEATHEN for access to ALL premium episodes! You will also be helping us make more podcasts and cartoons! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
12/04/2110m 45s

Comedian Fizaa Dosani

Our guest today is comedian and actress Fizaa Dosani, who is known for her work on Dear White People (2017), Snowfall (2017) and How to Get Away with Murder (2014). The God squad answers questions from patrons. And then Fizaa hangs out and discusses the goddamn news with us too! Fizaa has her own podcast and JUST interviewed me on it! It was an amazing discussion, you can check that out here, it’s episode 150! ------------------- Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
07/04/2149m 19s

#211 - Jesus Rises From The Dead (Again!)

JESUS IS BACK! AGAIN! It’s almost like he can’t be killed? Anyway, he describes what his battle with The Easter Bunny was like and what he did this weekend. Then God, Jesus and Moses discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Join us as we celebrate Jesus not being dead again! This is a 10-minute teaser of a 33-minute episode. Become a HEATHEN for access to ALL premium episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
05/04/219m 25s

Jesus Christ VS. The Easter Bunny!

IT’S THE GREATEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME! The Easter Bunny and Jesus Christ DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER. They decide to settle their differences in an all-out brawl. Who will come out on top? Find out on this thrilling episode of The God Pod! Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
02/04/2139m 17s

#209 - SMITE! God Remembers That Time He Punished Egypt So Damn Hard

It's a very special God Pod Passover! God and Moses tell the story about that time they freed the Jewish people from slavery in Egypt by making it rain frogs and stuff. God has been having a ton of fun on the Clubhouse app lately and the rest of the gang is sick of hearing about it. The God squad discusses Georgia's ban on giving water to voters in line. God and Satan respond to allegations that the new Lil Nas X video is 'satanic.' Moses tells everyone about that time he got cat-fished on MySpace. Finally, God issues a new commandment.Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes. You will miss 2 out of every 3 episodes unless you subscribe! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
31/03/2110m 49s

#208 - The Easter Bunny Slams Jesus

The Easter Bunny returns! She’s been extremely busy preparing for Easter and has a new app for kids. The Easter Bunny slams Jesus and says ‘he needs to watch his back.’ Finally, God explains the true meaning of Easter. This is a 10-minute teaser of a 35-minute episode. Become a HEATHEN for access to ALL premium episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
29/03/2110m 58s

#207 - Thou Shalt Stop All The Mass Shootings!!!

God checks in with the Angel of Death after an extremely hard week on the job. Death interviews the mayor of Anytown, USA: Trigger ‘Happy’ Dumas. The God squad discusses the latest goddamn news. Finally, God issues a new commandment. This is a 10-minute teaser of a 42-minute episode. Become a HEATHEN for access to ALL premium episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
26/03/2110m 41s

Jesus Reveals His Sexual Orientation

God and friends discuss the greed of billionaires like Kylie Jenner, Mar-a-lago being shutdown for a Covid-19 outbreak, and WAP continuing to make conservatives cry their eyes out. Finally, Jesus reveals his sexual orientation. Which one is it?? Find out on this thrilling episode of The God Pod! Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
24/03/2153m 53s

#205 - Kevin Covid In France

God checks in with Kevin Covid, who has fled to France and caused another lockdown. God and Moses discuss adding a wax museum to Heaven.This is a 4-minute teaser of a 30-minute episode. Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
22/03/214m 15s

#204 - God Takes On The Vatican

God sends The Holy Spirit to the Vatican to yell at Pope Francis. Will she be able to convince him to stop being a bigot towards LGBTQ people? And to finally do something about all the pedophile priests? Find out on this thrilling installment of The God Pod!NOTE: This is a 10-minute sample of a 45-minute episode. To listen to the full episode, become a Patron! You will miss every other episode unless you become a patron! Only 5 bucks a month! Join today! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
19/03/2110m 55s

The God Pod Celebrates St. Patrick's Day

God and the gang order in Irish lunch from Heaven’s food delivery app DeliverUs. God can’t afford to pay and ends up hanging out with the leprechaun delivery driver Finneas. God gets drunk off one beer while everyone else maintains. Join us as we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day! Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
17/03/2143m 48s

#202 - God Gets Vaccinated

FIGHT! It's Kevin Covid VS. Vinny Vaccine! Kevin Covid makes a last ditch effort to infect God. Will Vinny Vaccine show up in time? Find out on this thrilling installment of The God Pod! NOTE: This is a 12-minute sample of a 35-minute episode. To listen to the full episode, become a Patron! You will miss every other episode unless you become a patron! Join today! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
15/03/2113m 38s

#201 - Satan Interviews Queen Elizabeth

Satan interviews the Queen of England! Death hangs out with Prince Phillip in the hospital! God, Moses and Jesus are astonished as MULTIPLE royal secrets are revealed! God attempts to save the Queen...from herself!Make sure to keep listening till the end for the after-credits scene!NOTE: This is a 3-minute sample of a 50-minute episode. To listen to the full episode, become a Patron! You will miss every other episode unless you become a patron! Join today! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
12/03/212m 59s

Holy Cow! The God Pod Turns 200! Let's Party!

JFC! This is The God Pod’s 200th episode! Join us as we discuss how we started, where we’ve been and where we’re going! We talk about how much we love each other! We answer lots of questions from our Patrons! And we read reviews, both bad and good! We also find time to discuss the latest Me-damn news and God issues a new commandment! Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
10/03/2150m 28s

#199 - God Interviews Death

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09/03/212m 36s

#198 - Confessions! The Worst Things We’ve Done During The Pandemic

The Holy Spirit blows up several walls that have been bothering everyone. Satan joins the God Squad to discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Finally, everyone confesses to the worst thing they’ve done during the pandemic.  Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes. You will miss every other episode unless you subscribe! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
05/03/212m 31s

Oh, the Places in Hell You’ll Go!

Satan tell us how Dr. Seusus is doing in Hell and exactly why he is there. Will the gang let him out? Will Satan ever stop smanging? Will God issue a new commandment that rhymes? Find out on this thrilling installment of The God Pod! ------------------- Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
04/03/2122m 37s

#196 - Jesus Flips Table, Demands USA Raise Minimum Wage

God, Jesus, The Holy Spirit, Moses and Satan all gather to discuss the return of GaGa's pooches, licking ice cream in stores, pizza for breakfast, and a seagull who stole a man’s tongue. Finally, Jesus heads down to Earth to confront the Senate Parliamentarian on the $15 minimum wage. Will Jesus change their mind? Find out on this thrilling installment of The God Pod! Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes. You will miss every other episode unless you subscribe! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
03/03/212m 30s

Satan Caught An STD At CPAC

Satan and Covid wake up in their Orlando hotel room after CPAC with a wicked hangover. What exactly happened this weekend? How will we piece it together? And how did a tiger get into the bathroom?! Find out on this thrilling installment of The God Pod! Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
02/03/2121m 58s

#194 - A GOLDEN IDOL?! God Sends Moses To CPAC To Investigate

God discovers there's a golden Trump statue at the Conservative Political Action Conference and sends Moses to investigate. Kevin Covid and family are having the time of their lives. Will Moses catch Covid again? Will Moses make it out in time? Find out on this thrilling installment of The God Pod! NOTE: This is a 2-minute teaser of a much longer premium episode! Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes. You will miss every other episode unless you subscribe! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
01/03/212m 3s

#193 - Moses Goes To Mexico To Become The Next El Chapo

Moses goes to Mexico to audition to become the next El Chapo. Will he succeed or will he get shot by the D.E.A.? Find out on this thrilling installment of The God Pod! NOTE: This is a 3-minute teaser of a premium episode! Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes. You will miss every other episode unless you subscribe! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
26/02/212m 25s

Jesus Attends A Gender Reveal Party

Jesus goes to a maskless gender reveal party at a chemical plant in Louisiana. What could possibly go wrong? The God Squad talks about Elon Musk losing $30 billion over a dumb tweet, a rapper’s forehead diamond, and Tiger Woods car accident. Will God let him play in the Masters Golf Tournament? Outcome looks doubtful. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
25/02/2118m 13s

#191 - The Snowflake Cruz Interview

"Snowflake" Cruz joins The God Pod to tell her story and opens up about the abandonment that she personally feels. She tells us what she thinks of her alleged 'owner,' one Ted Raphael Cruz. Join us for this very candid conversation with this famous political canine. Kevin Kovid meets Satan for the first time and we all discuss the latest goddamn news. Finally, God issues a new commandment.NOTE: This is a 2-minute sample of a 20-minute episode. To listen to the full episode, join our Patreon. You will miss every other episode unless you become a patron! Join today! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
24/02/211m 52s

Satan Tells Us How Rush Limbaugh Is Doing In Hell

BURN! Satan joins us and tells us all about how Rush Limbaugh is doing in Hell. Satan describes how Rush reacted when he arrived, who his bunkmate is, and the most ironic psychological punishments they have devised for him yet. Make sure to listen after the ending music for an 'after-credits' scene! Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
23/02/2125m 47s

#189 - Moses Go To Mars And Talks To A Martian

In this episode of The God Pod, our roving correspondent, Moses, reports from the planet Mars to find out what The Rover is REALLY doing there. Moses makes first contact with Martian Grabblegorp. Moses asks Grabblegorp about time travel, which alien films got it right, and most importantly, are the aliens ready to meet the humans??NOTE: This is a 3-minute sample of a 30-minute episode. To listen to the full episode, join our Patreon. You will miss every other episode unless you become a patron! Join today! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
22/02/213m 17s

#188 - Fast Food? Blowjobs? What We’re Giving Up For LENT!

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19/02/213m 12s

Executive Producer of 'The Orville' David Goodman

Executive Producer of 'The Orville' and President of The Writers Guild of America West David Goodman returns to The God Pod! We discuss the big victory that WGA West just secured. We also discuss Trump's casino imploding, Rush Limbaugh, and Ted Cruz. Scared of becoming evil, God takes the high road (for once). Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
18/02/2121m 42s

#186 - Best TV Shows To Get Through The Pandemic (with Touré)

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17/02/213m 25s

Touré

Author, journalist and podcaster Touré joins us as we discuss the aftermath of Donald Trump's very political impeachment 'acquittal.' What happens next? Will he face charges in court? Will there ever be any justice? And how is this part of God's Divine Plan?? Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
16/02/2129m 58s

#184 - Cancel Wars: A New Hopeless Moron

WAR! Actor Gina Carano gets fired from 'The Mandalorian' for saying evil things! And the right wing Sith echo chamber is freaaaking out! Meanwhile, the Capitol attack doesn't bother them one bit. Listen is as we discuss the latest news in this installment of...Cancel Wars!NOTE: This is a 4-minute teaser of a 40-minute episode. Listen to the full 40 minute episode on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/47598900 Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes. You will miss every other episode unless you subscribe! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
15/02/214m 34s

#183 - Valentine’s Day! God And Satan Discuss Their Love Lives

Satan and God discuss their love lives. God continues to struggle with dating deities. Satan talks about his experience with Match.com. The gang learns how to become a cat on zoom and discusses what they’re doing to get through the pandemic.NOTE: This is a 3-minute teaser of a 30-minute episode. Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes. You will miss every other episode unless you subscribe! https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
13/02/213m 10s

God And Satan Bury The Hatchet

Satan returns to The God Pod! We talk about the impeachment trial, Qanon, and watch a very unsettling video of Tom Brady kissing his son on the mouth for what seems like an eternity. Later, God and Satan bond over how much they have in common. Jesus is overjoyed as God and Satan bury the hatchet. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
11/02/2123m 40s

#181 - Why It’s Okay To Admit You Were Wrong (with Corey Ryan Forrester)

Comedian Corey Ryan Forrester joins us as we discuss the aftermath of the election, our favorite wars, which Bible character Corey would be, Qanon, why Corey believes in a better South, and why it’s okay to admit you were wrong. This is a 3-minute teaser of a 30-minute episode. Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
10/02/213m 12s

Comedian Corey Ryan Forrester Returns!

Comedian Corey Ryan Forrester returns for his second appearance on The God Pod! Since he last joined us, Corey has gone mega-viral with his videos and appeared on CNN and in the Washington Post. We catch up about the election, the Super Bowl, and coronavirus anal swabs. Listen to our candid conversation as we discuss the insanity of life in America. ------------------- Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
09/02/2126m 54s

#179 - God And Moses React To The Super Bowl Results

We react in real time to the results of the big American football game. Which football squadron came out the winners? What did we think of the game? God and Moses react. Then we talk about the news for a while. Along the way God sneezes 5 times, throws up 3 times, and orgasms once. You never know what's gonna happen next on The God Pod!This is a 6-minute teaser of a 40-minute episode. Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
08/02/215m 51s

#178 - How To Beat Wall Street At Its Own GameStop

Things get heated as the squad makes their Super Bowl picks. Mitch McConnell throws around the “C” word at Marjorie Taylor Greene in the battle for worst person. The GameStop / Wall Street situation is explained. Finally, God’s Honest Truth throws down some knowledge.This is a 3-minute teaser of a 30-minute episode. Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
05/02/213m 28s

#177 - “EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!” God Commands Humans To Legalize It

We discuss the benefits of legalizing weed and how it will happen this year. A member of the squad is now Twitter verified but it isn’t what they think it is. Dolly Parton smacks down The Donald as only Dolly can. And there are turds in the punch bowl! This, and for the first time, some GOOD damn news!NOTE: This is a 6-minute teaser of a 30-minute episode. Join our Patreon to join a community of heathens, talk to God, and get an additional NINETY (90) minutes of bonus episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
04/02/216m 26s

Mary L. Trump Makes Predictions For The Impeachment Trial

We talk to author Mary L. Trump about her Uncle Donald’s upcoming impeachment trial and she makes her predictions. Mitch McConnhell shows up and tries to talk shit, but Mary puts him in his place. Finally, God debuts a new segment called ‘God’s Honest Truth.’ Listen to our candid conversation as we discuss all the latest crazy news.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
03/02/2122m 50s

Mary L. Trump Discusses The Capitol Attack

We talk to author Mary L. Trump about what it was like watching her Uncle Donald lose the election and get blocked by Twitter, the Capitol attack, and her new book about trauma. Then we talk about Qanon and congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene’s belief that the California wildfires were started by “Jewish space lasers.” Listen to our candid conversation as we discuss the insanity of life in America.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
02/02/2126m 33s

Moses Interviews Mitch McConnhell

We discuss why Kellyanne Conway is a very bad person, what Biden has been up to, and then Moses talks to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnhell.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
29/01/2123m 28s

SMITE! Why 'My Pillow Guy' Got Banned From Twitter

Listen in as we discuss why ‘My Pillow Guy’ got banned from Twitter, how Qanon is dealing with their loss now, and the latest infuriating news in politics.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
28/01/2127m 22s

#172 - Amazon Did WHAT?! Why The Bernie Memes Need To End

Listen in as we discuss impeachment, covid, and the end of human civilization from an exponentially increasing flood of Bernie memes. Will we find a vaccine for the BERN-21 virus in time? This is a 6-minute teaser of a 30-minute episode. Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
27/01/216m 55s

Americans Have Boners On The Brain

Listen in as we discuss the ongoing aftermath of the election and the insurrection, which has caused far too many people to accidentally say ‘erection.’ We also discuss how Don Jr. compared Biden winning to Scar seizing power in ‘The Lion King.’   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
26/01/2130m 3s

God Reads 1-Star Review From Angry Mormon

God and Moses answer your questions and read a VERY special review from an angry Mormon, all while special guest, Chris, vapes and goes to the bathroom live on-air! Just another day at The God Pod! Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
25/01/2138m 36s

#169 - "I FEEL STUPID!" How Qanon Is Dealing With Biden Becoming President

We discuss how the right wing is taking Biden officially becoming president and have a very good laugh. God reads their comments and drinks voraciously from their tears. We ponder whether redemption is possible if people can change. Later, we discuss adulterous cannibal Armie Hammer. Finally, we discuss whether we would rather get the $2,000 stimulus check or the vaccine first. This is a 3-minute teaser of a 30-minute episode. Subscribe today for access to all premium episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
22/01/213m 4s

The God Pod Reacts To Biden’s Inauguration

We watched Biden’s inauguration ceremony and are full of thoughts and feelings! No one shows up for Trump, Bernie Sanders becomes a meme, and a poem makes God cry. Listen in as we react to this historical day!   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
21/01/2130m 29s

#167 - Satan Disavows Several Top Republicans

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20/01/213m 13s

Trump Gets Banned From Twitter

Satan joins us and describes how he’s feeling now that Trump lost the election and has been banned from social media. Satan talks about what he’s got planned for 2021 and Kevin Kovid stops by to say hi.  Then we all talk about My Pillow Guy...is he the devil in disguise? Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
19/01/2124m 32s

#165 - SMITE! God Laughs At Rioters Getting Arrested

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16/01/213m 40s

#164 - Trump Impeached Again! The God Pod Responds

IMPEACHMENT 2: Terrorist Boogaloo! We react in real time as Trump gets impeached again. Listen to us laugh as Trump breaks the Guinness Book of World Records for “Most Times Impeached.” God impresses everyone with his impersonation of Mitch McConnell. Then we eventually get bored with the news and talk about random stuff for a while. TEASER of a 60 minute episode. Become a Patron to unlock full episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
14/01/2110m 29s

Atheist Podcaster Matt Dillahunty

We talk to atheist podcaster Matt Dillahunty about life, religion, and philosophy. Then Matt hangs out and talks about the terrorist attack on the Capitol, Trump getting banned from Twitter, and so much more. Listen to our candid conversation as we discuss the insanity of life in America. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
13/01/2157m 11s

#162 - BREAKING NEWS: Trump Permanently Banned From Twitter! HALLELUJAH!

HALLELUJAH! Donald Trump’s notorious Twitter account has been banned FOREVER. Listen to our reactions to this glorious and momentous news. We also discuss the aftermath of the attack on the US Capitol. TEASER of a 50 minute episode. Become a Patron to unlock full episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
09/01/2111m 34s

HOLY CRAP! The God Pod Reacts In Real Time To Terrorist Attack On US Capitol

We didn’t know this would happen, but the God Squad was recording RIGHT as right-wing terrorists attacked the US Capitol from 2-3pm EST on January 6th, 2021. Listen to our honest live reactions to this absolutely insane historical event. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
07/01/2156m 36s

Comedian J-L Cauvin

God talks to comedian J-L Cauvin about life, comedy and 2021. Then J-L hangs with the God Squad and discusses the goddamn news! Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the week. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
06/01/211h 7m

God Tells You What Will Happen In 2021

HAPPY NEW YEAR! God, The Holy Spirit and Moses reflect on everything that happened in 2020 and make predictions for 2021. The gang talks about the latest goddamn news. God schools Mike Pence on the Bible. Covid mutates to spread faster just as the vaccine begins to arrive. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the week. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
31/12/201h 0m

It’s Christmas In Heaven!

Welcome to The God Pod Christmas Party! God and the Holy Spirit are stoned and Jesus is sipping a glass of fine champagne. Moses ate some shellfish and is out this week with food poisoning. Jesus finally watched Monty Python’s Life Of Brian!!! So we talk about that. Then we talk about Christmas for a bit; what we like most about it, our worst Christmas, what gifts we would bring to baby Jesus, and so much more.  Then we talk about the goddamn news; evil politicians getting the vaccine first, Space Force, and other infuriating nonsense! Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the week. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
24/12/2046m 49s

#157 - What Is The Trinity?

The Holy Spirit joins God and Moses to answer questions from Patrons!QUESTIONS SUCH AS:- Will Cain and Abel ever have a rematch?- What does God think of Mr. Rogers?- What is God’s favorite quote of all time?- And so much more!TEASER of a 34-minute episode. Become a Patron to unlock full episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
21/12/209m 27s

God Takes A Paternity Test

Welcome to the Moses Povich Show! Moses conducts a paternity test with God, Joseph, and all the other possible fathers of Jesus!  Who is the father? Who is NOT the father?  ALL WILL BE REVEALED. Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
18/12/2033m 32s

Santa Claus

God interviews Santa Claus and asks all the questions you’ve always wondered about. Later, Santa tells us which movies are Christmas movies and which are NOT. Finally, Santa hangs out with the God Squad and discusses the goddamn Santa Claus news.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
16/12/201h 6m

"The Virgin" Mary

“Simply a virgin!” The Virgin Mary makes her very first appearance on The God Pod and she’s got a lot to say...and not say!  We discuss her nicknames, the immaculate conception, and who the REAL father of Jesus is. It seems a paternity test might be needed??   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
14/12/2018m 5s

"Family Guy" Executive Producer David Goodman

God interviews TV producer David Goodman, currently executive producer on ‘The Orville.’ David has written for Family Guy, Futurama, and The Golden Girls, just to name a few! It’s a fascinating discussion about his career and the modern TV landscape. After the interview, Moses explains the magical story of Hanukkah.  Then God, Jesus, The Holy Spirit, Moses and David Goodman discuss the latest in the goddamn news. Finally, God delivers your new commandment of the week. -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
11/12/2052m 15s

God Begs The Galactic Federation To Let The Humans In (featuring Vinny Thomas)

God, Jesus, The Holy Spirit and Moses discuss the goddamn world news, us news, and the latest in COVID-19. The humans finally learn of the existence of The Galactic Federation Of Planets Club (No Earths). God begs The Galactic Federation of Planets to let the humans in. God laughs uproariously at the continuous smiting of Donald J. Trump. Rudy Giuliani finally gets covid and Kevin Kovid has thoughts. God once again tells Michele Bachmann “no.” The Holy Spirit reports on the latest dunks on social media. Jesus faces yet another ethical question on this week’s installment of “What Would Jesus Do?” Follow comedian Vinny Thomas on Twitter: @vinn_ayy   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
09/12/2057m 2s

#151 - What's The Difference Between God And Santa?

God and Moses answer questions! Jesus wasn’t born on Christmas, so what’s his real birthday? What’s the difference between God and Santa? And so much more! Don't forget to subscribe to the FREE VERSION of The God Pod on your podcasting app! This episode is a 3-minute TEASER of a 30-minute episode. Join our Patreon for an additional 90 minutes of bonus The God Pod episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
06/12/204m 8s

God Interviews That Drunk Lady From Rudy's Hearing (featuring Kylie Brakeman)

God interviews that drunk lady from Rudy's hearing. God and friends discuss God's new nickname, the goddamn news, and decide which former presidents they'd rather fuck, vaccinate, or ‘hug.’  We also have Moses' word of the week, Horrorscopes with Holy Spirit, and God's brand new commandment. This is our 150th episode!! Thanks so much for being with us on this journey!! GOD LOVES YOU, HEATHENS! -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
04/12/2051m 19s

#149 - God And The Pope Slam Amy Covid Barrett

God and friends discuss what they did over the break, the goddamn news, and the Pope slamming Amy Covid Barrett in an Op-Ed. Moses finally watched an episode of ‘The Office.’ Finally, God gives Jesus a tough one on this week’s installment of ‘What Would Jesus Do?’TEASER of a 60 minute episode. Subscribe to unlock full episodes:https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
02/12/203m 36s

A Very Covid Thanksgiving!

God and friends discuss Trump finally conceding the election and laugh at how his supporters are taking the loss. God smites Kenneth Copeland. God quickly disputes various televangelist claims. Kevin Kovid stops by to discuss the biggest covidiots of the week. Moses reviews how ‘A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving’ holds up in 2020. Finally, we ask Jesus ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ in regards to attending a Very Covid Thanksgiving.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
25/11/2051m 2s

#147 - Is Life A Simulation?

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22/11/202m 30s

Comedian Zack Bornstein

Comedian Zack Bornstein joins the God Squad to discuss politics, twitter, comedy, and life after covid. Moses shares his word of the week. The God Squad discusses Republicans being in denial of both coronavirus and the election results. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.`   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
20/11/2056m 3s

God Laughs At Depressed Televangelists (ft. Schmoyoho)

God and friends have a good laugh at the pain and suffering of televangelists in the wake of Donald Trump’s defeat. We debut two new segments, “What Would Jesus Do?” and “The Holy Spirit’s Social Media Roundup.” Kevin Kovid stops by to give an update. Finally, The God Squad reviews the Goddamn News. Opening and closing song: “Election Meme Rewind - HEY HEY, HA HA, HO HO ft. Kenneth Copeland, Paula White-Cain, and various acc” courtesy of Schmoyoho. Watch the full video by Schmoyoho on YouTube, it’s frigging hilarious! https://youtu.be/SJGXLoYtzok -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
18/11/2058m 45s

#144 - What's God's Relationship With Biden Like?

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15/11/207m 36s

Progressive Writer / Podcaster Benjamin Dixon

Writer and podcaster Benjamin Dixon joins the God Squad to discuss the aftermath of the 2020 presidential election, Trump’s coup attempts, and the Lincoln Pooject. God and friends discuss baseless accusations of voter fraud, how to “succeed from the union,” and Matt Gaetz being thirsty for Tiffany Trump. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
13/11/201h 0m

Stuck Between A Crematorium And A Dildo Shop

God and friends discuss where they were when they first got the news that Trump had officially lost and what they did to celebrate. The God Squad discusses which movies it was like, who should get the credit for the victory, and how trumplicans are taking it. COVID-19 stops by to discuss its future under a Biden administration. Finally, the God Squad has a good laugh over Four Seasons Total Landscaping.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
11/11/201h 3m

Hallelujah! Trump Lost! (ft. Constitutional Lawyer Andrew Seidel)

Ding Dong the evil prick lost! The God Squad react to the US election results.    Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
06/11/2053m 15s

“BBQ! Beer! Freedom!” TrumpWorld Implodes

God and friends discuss election night and the aftermath so far. The panel has a good laugh at how Trump (and his cult) are losing their minds as they begin to realize their defeat is imminent.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
05/11/2058m 44s

#139 - Is Every Sperm Sacred?

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01/11/206m 56s

Author Mary L. Trump

Mary L. Trump is an American psychologist, businessperson and author. She is a niece of President Donald J. Trump. Her book “Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man” sold one million copies ON THE FIRST DAY.  We talk to Mary about her racist uncle Donald, her favorite version of Star Trek, who Donald would be in Star Trek / Star Wars, the upcoming election, and so much more. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the week: “Thou Shalt Vote Out Mary’s Racist Uncle.”   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
30/10/201h 12m

God Reveals Future Super Liberal Supreme Court Justices

Welcome back, COVID! Kevin Kovid returns to discuss how things have been going. The panel reviews Borat 2 and talks Halloween. God got blocked by Kirstie Alley, Trump stormed out of an interview, and right-wing Catholics turned on the Pope. Later, the panel discusses Judge Handmaid Tale’s confirmation. Finally, God reveals His future Supreme Court picks and issues a NEW COMMANDMENT.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
28/10/201h 3m

Writer Maura Quint

God talks to writer and progressive activist Maura Quint.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
25/10/2050m 9s

#135 - Does Faith Healing Work?

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23/10/206m 23s

Please Stop Letting Morons Run The World

The Morons Strike Back! Trump attacks science and we don’t think that’s very smart! The cops are called on a homeless Jesus statue and Jesus has some thoughts. Later, the panel discusses the Pope meme, biblesplaining, and what will happen next. Finally, God implores secular people to get out and vote. -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
21/10/2055m 49s

Comedian Alex Friedman

Alex Friedman is a writer and comedian whose irreverent takes on the insanity of 2020 have captured the internet's attention and turned her into a bonafide Twitter star. Her video poking fun at commercials trying to address increasingly dire circumstances went mega-viral in September 2020, racking up over 115k likes and 2.6 MILLION VIEWS on Twitter. Later, Alex hangs out as we discuss THE GODDAMN NEWS. Finally, God delivers your NEW COMMANDMENT of the week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
18/10/2055m 57s

#132 - Can You Explain Ghosts?

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16/10/208m 50s

#131 - Trump's Hypocritical Aborted Fetus Wonder Drug Rocket Fuel

Trump cured by magical aborted fetuses! Does Judge Handmaid’s Tale care? The whole panel thinks she is bad. God asks Patron Heathen Erick what he thinks. Later, the panel argues about sex, divorce, catholicism, and the southern church.  Subscribe to The God Pod on Patreon to support us and instantly unlock our full premium episode library: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
14/10/2056m 53s

Beau of the 5th Column

God Interviews Beau of the 5th Column, Moses shares his word of the week, God & friends discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your new commandment of the week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
11/10/201h 34m

#129 - Why Is The USA So Filled With Hatred?

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09/10/206m 51s

#128 - God Interviews Covid-19

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07/10/2014m 47s

Comedian Sampson McCormick

God interviews comedian Sampson McCormick, Moses shares his word of the week, God & friends discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your new commandment of the week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
04/10/2058m 37s

Trump Gets The 'Rona

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
02/10/2028m 38s

#125 Teaser - Is There A Dinosaur Heaven?

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02/10/206m 47s

#124 Teaser - The Truth Has Its Day

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30/09/2010m 35s

Comedian Niccole Thurman

God interviews actress, writer and improviser Niccole Thurman, Moses shares his word of the week, God & friends discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your new commandment of the week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
27/09/201h 1m

#122 Teaser - When Is The Rapture?

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25/09/206m 41s

#121 Teaser - Bad People Who Are Going To Hell

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23/09/209m 52s

Comedian Corey "The Buttercream Dream" Forrester

God interviews comedian Corey “The Buttercream Dream” Forrester, Moses shares his word of the week, God & friends discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your new commandment of the week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
20/09/201h 12m

#119 Teaser - Is There COVID In Heaven?

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18/09/207m 3s

#118 Teaser - How To Win The Internet, feat. Chris Evans’ Schlong

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16/09/208m 3s

Comedian Kylie Brakeman

God interviews comedian Kylie Brakeman, Moses shares his word of the week, God & friends discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your new commandment of the week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
13/09/201h 11m

#116 Teaser - Do You Regret Free Will?

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13/09/203m 21s

God Sinks Some Boats

God and pals respond to the Trump Boat Parade that went so horribly awry.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
09/09/2044m 24s

Comedian Brent Terhune

God interviews comedian Brent Terhune, Moses shares his word of the week, God & friends discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your new commandment of the week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
06/09/201h 13m

God Saves A Listener From Jehovah’s Witnesses

God helps a listener out of a difficult situation.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
02/09/2056m 40s

‘Brooklyn Dad Defiant’

God interviews author and activist Majid M. Padellan AKA ‘Brooklyn Dad Defiant, Moses shares his word of the week, God & friends discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your new commandment of the week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
30/08/2057m 4s

#111 Teaser - God & Moses Cover The Republican National Convention

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26/08/208m 50s

Comedian Blaire Erskine

God interviews comedian Blaire Erskine, Moses shares his word of the week, God & friends discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your new commandment of the week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
23/08/201h 3m

#109 Teaser - Satan Did What?!

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19/08/205m 2s

Author Chrissy Stroop

God interviews Exvangelical author Chrissy Stroop, Moses’ Word Of The Week, The Goddamn News, New Commandment of the Week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
16/08/201h 23m

New to The God Pod?

Welcome to The God Pod! God and Jesus are speaking out about all the problems with the world they created. It's a fresh and funny take on the latest news happening in America, the World, Heaven, Hell, and Limbo. God interviews famous personages both alive and dead. Plus you get an inside look at the lives of God and Jesus! Verily, The God Pod is the best podcast in the entire multiverse. Can I get an amen?   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
15/08/2031s

#107 Teaser - Behind The Scenes Of The God Pod

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12/08/205m 18s

Comedian Myq Kaplan

God, Jesus, The Holy Spirit, and Moses interview hilarious comedian Myq Kaplan. Myq hangs out after the interview and we all discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your New Commandment Of The Week. Myq Kaplan has performed on the Tonight Show, Conan, the Late Show with David Letterman, Late Night with Seth Meyers, the Late Late Show with James Corden, in his own half-hour Comedy Central Presents special, and in his own one-hour special on Netflix and now Amazon, “Small, Dork, and Handsome.” He has been a finalist on Last Comic Standing and recently appeared on America’s Got Talent. His debut album “Vegan Mind Meld” was one of iTunes’ top 10 comedy albums of the year, and his latest album “A.K.A.” released May 8.    Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
09/08/201h 16m

#105 Teaser - The Holy Spirit Is Back And She's Pissed

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05/08/209m 53s

Atheist Podcaster Seth Andrews

I interview former Fox News Christian Seth Andrews, now the creator of ‘The Thinking Atheist’ online community. I read hate mail and love mail, Moses stops by, Me & Jesus & Seth discuss demon sperm and alien DNA. Finally, I deliver your New Commandment of the Week.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
02/08/2057m 36s

Moses

God hangs out with his old pal Moses.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
29/07/2028m 50s

South Park Writer Toby Morton

God interviews comedy writer Toby Morton, God reads hate mail, God reads positive reviews, this week in the Goddamn US News, New Commandment of the Week. Toby Morton has written for South Park, Mad TV, and the BBC. God talks to Toby about his childhood, his life and career, and how he's using strategically named websites to troll the GOP in 2020. Learn more about Toby's websites and support his work here: https://www.gopsenate2020.com/donate   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
26/07/2058m 44s

#101 Teaser - The Strength Of The Righteous

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22/07/204m 52s

The Price Is SMITE!

In this episode of The God Pod: God Reads 1-Star Reviews From Angry Listeners God Reads Feedback from Adoring Patron Saints THE PRICE IS SMITE!!! Game Show Host Who Said “Everyone Is Lying” About COVID-19 Admits Son Tested Positive This Week’s Goddamn US News -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
19/07/2041m 29s

#99 Teaser - Thou Shalt Tax Churches

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15/07/204m 17s

Anti-Mask Morons

In this episode of The God Pod: This Week In TrumpVirus This Week In Karenavirus Patron Saint Mailbag This Week In World News New Commandment Of The Week -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
11/07/2042m 34s

#97 Teaser - “And Hell Followed With Him”

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08/07/204m 0s

Mount Dumbmore

In this episode of The God Pod: 1. For some silly reason, Americans are...celebrating? 2. Trump to visit Mount Rushmore 3. Trump shares video of 'great people' shouting 'white power' at protesters 4. Trump knew of Russian bounty on troops before late March 5. “He’s Gonna Be Your President”⁠—Trump Seems To Predict Losing To Joe Biden In Interview -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
04/07/2035m 22s

#95 Teaser - "Statues Of Jesus Are Next"

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02/07/204m 8s

God’s Wonderful Breathing System

In this episode of The God Pod: Trump Rally Attendee Went Maskless Despite Friend Dying From COVID-19 Because “You Don’t Know What The Facts Are” Trump’s Tulsa Rally Thwarted By Zoomers, General Lack Of Interest 3. Angry Floridians Attack Mandatory Mask Law As Threat To “God’s Wonderful Breathing System” -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
28/06/2035m 48s

#93 Teaser - God and Jesus Discuss Father’s Day

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23/06/203m 9s

Are Aliens Real?

In this episode of The God Pod: 1. Christian conservatives rattled after Supreme Court rules against LGBT discrimination 2. Nickelodeon Revealed SpongeBob Is Part of the LGBTQIA+ Community And Homophobes Are Mad 3. Fox News Reports Monty Python Joke As News, Gets Dunked On By John Cleese 4. Bible Study: Adultery 5. Ask God: Are Aliens Real? -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
21/06/2037m 26s

#91 Teaser - God Only Knows?

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17/06/204m 2s

The Letters Of The Day Are F And U

In this episode of The God Pod: Tucker Carlson Attacks Elmo, His Dad In Unhinged Rant | God Responds As ‘Elmo’ FOX News Guest Implies Protesters Are Eager to “Attack and Dethrone God” Milwaukee Police Chief: My Officers Are “Being Crucified” During These Protests -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
14/06/2036m 10s

#89 Teaser - Thou Shalt Not Be Racist!

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10/06/204m 0s

The D.C. Bible Photo-Op Massacre

In this episode of The God Pod: Trump Hid In A Bunker As Protestors Set Fires That Could Be Seen From The White House White House Protestors Hit With Tear Gas So Trump Could Have A Photo Op With A Bible James Mattis Denounces President Trump, Describes Him as a Threat to the Constitution -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
05/06/2035m 44s

#87 Teaser - This Episode 100% Trump-Free!

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03/06/204m 10s

God Answers Questions From Patrons

In this episode of The God Pod: Racism in America The Goddamn World News God Answers Questions From Patrons -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
31/05/2049m 52s

#88 - God's Message to the Graduating Class of 2020

I have a lot of excellent advice, I hope you enjoy! This episode is fully animated! Watch it here: https://youtu.be/AULF7_29Lf8 Become a Patron and get rewards: https://www.patreon.com/thegodshow
31/05/206m 59s

#85 Teaser - God Commands Churches To Shutdown

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27/05/204m 2s

President Moron Is On Drugs

In this episode of The God Pod: Trump Claims He’s Been Taking Hydroxychloroquine To Prevent COVID-19 Woman with lupus took hydroxychloroquine for 19 years, still got COVID-19 Report: Trump Plans To End National Guard COVID Duties One Day Before Benefits Would Kick In -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
24/05/2026m 4s

#83 Teaser - The Karenavirus

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20/05/203m 16s

Reasons for Hope

In this episode of The God Pod: Viral Video Of A Praying Mantis Devouring A Murder Hornet Is Giving Some People Hope Catholic News Agency Rings the Alarm Bell: “The U.S. Church Is Going Broke” Trump is Slowly Losing White Evangelical Support in Battleground States   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
17/05/2035m 16s

#81 Teaser - Sodomy Geese and Wrath Grapes

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13/05/204m 21s

God Responds To Anti-Mask Moron

In this episode of The God Pod: Ohio GOP lawmaker says he won’t wear a face mask because God doesn’t wear one Some Conservatives Are Boycotting Costco For New Rule Requiring Face Masks A Woman Cut Holes In Her Coronavirus Mask, Says It Makes It “A Lot Easier To Breathe” -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
10/05/2027m 35s

#79 Teaser - Practice What You Preach

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06/05/203m 31s

Thou Shalt Not Inject Bleach

God & Jesus discuss:  Twitter names Trump the 'Tide Pods' president after he suggests disinfectant injections Trump now claims he spoke 'sarcastically' when repeatedly suggesting people inject disinfectant to cure coronavirus Report: Religious Group Leader Selling Bleach Cure Claims He Wrote To Trump Recently -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
03/05/2025m 39s

#77 Teaser - Jesus Is Not A Vaccine

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26/04/203m 15s

Ironic Smites

God & Jesus discuss:  Woman Rips Confederate Flag Off Truck At Stoplight A Supermarket Director Had The Best Response To A Hoarder Who Tried To Return Products Woman Demands Coronavirus Test After Bragging About Violating Social Distancing Guidelines -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
25/04/2029m 27s

God Slams Pastor Who Wants Your Stimulus Check

'Pastor' Tony Spell is asking people to donate their stimulus checks to him and I have thoughts.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
22/04/203m 57s

#74 Teaser - "Happy Good Friday"

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19/04/203m 14s

Everything’s Coming Up Godhouse!

God & Jesus discuss:  Anthony Fauci calls out “extraordinary stigma” gays face while standing right in front of Mike Pence The Christian Right Is Very Angry That Pornhub is Offering Free Premium Content 'God Friended Me' Cancelled at CBS — No Season 3  -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
18/04/2019m 31s

My Message to Churchgoers

Even during a pandemic, people are still going to church. I have thoughts.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
15/04/205m 30s

My Message to Churchgoers

Even during a pandemic, people are still going to church. I have thoughts on this. This episode is fully animated! Watch it here: https://youtu.be/IDXSxEhazq8 Become a Patron and get rewards: https://www.patreon.com/thegodshow
14/04/2014m 17s

#71 - The War On Stupidity, Part 2

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11/04/203m 2s

The War On Stupidity, Part 1

God & Jesus discuss:  Landlord Changes Locks After Church Defied Orders And Kept Meeting Insurance Company Cancels Policy of Corona-Defiant Church 21 Blessed Church Signs Spreading The Good Word About The Coronavirus -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
11/04/2029m 22s

#69 - Human Beings Are A Disease

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05/04/203m 22s

Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animals

God & Jesus discuss:  Kentucky Mayor rips into people not taking coronavirus seriously "Social dipshitting" Pro-Trump megachurch pastor arrested -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
03/04/2030m 59s

Great Vengeance & Furious Anger

GOD IS PISSED.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news     Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
29/03/2039m 48s

Easter 2020 is Cancelled!

God & Jesus discuss:  Trump declaring to re-open America by Easter Why he is wrong and why Easter is officially cancelled Why human lives matter more than stocks -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
27/03/2026m 29s

A National Day of Useless Prayer

God responds to people praying to end coronavirus.    Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news     Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
22/03/201h 4m

10 Things Better Than Praying For A Covid Cure

God responds to coronavirus prayers with some suggestions.------------------- Sign up for our weekly newsletter at:https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod  We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
19/03/204m 45s

Magic Plague Potions

God responds to the onset of the pandemic.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
15/03/2044m 36s

My Thoughts on this Deranged Comment

I have thoughts on this religious-themed comment on My YouTube Channel.    Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
13/03/203m 36s

False Prophets

God slams televangelists for exploiting a plague.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
08/03/2047m 23s

10 Fun Ways To Avoid Coronavirus

This list will help you!------------------- Sign up for our weekly newsletter at:https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod  We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
04/03/203m 56s

#59 Teaser - Socialist Jesus

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01/03/203m 41s

Coronavirus Is Coming

God and Jesus discuss the oncoming pandemic.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
24/02/2034m 55s

God Responds To Blasphemy During Orgasm

I answer whether it's okay to commit blasphemy during orgasm.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
24/02/203m 14s

#56 Teaser - Hookers For Jesus

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16/02/203m 35s

This Is Why Your Genitals Are Next To Your Butt

I explain why I put your body parts where they are.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
16/02/203m 48s

#54 - God & Jesus Talk About Social Media

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10/02/203m 7s

#53 Teaser - God and Jesus Discuss Star Trek vs. Star Wars

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03/02/203m 21s

FFRF Lawyer / Author Andrew Seidel

I interviewed hot-shot atheist lawyer Andrew Seidel, who works for the Freedom From Religion Foundation. We talked about his book 'The Founding Myth' which is about religion in the USA. I debated his claims that I don't exist, which are quite hurtful.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
23/01/2044m 23s

#51 - Let's discuss My Sex Life

Holy moly! Per your request, Me and Jesus talked about our sex lives, or lack thereof.
14/01/203m 9s

World War 3

Holy crap! It's only been a few days but 2020 has been crazy so far! I have some thoughts. ------------------- Sign up for our weekly newsletter at:https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod  We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
09/01/203m 31s

#49 - This is WHY The God Show isn't called 'The Godcast'

Every 5 seconds some smart-alecky human tells Me that The God Show should have been called 'The Godcast.' This is why it isn't called that, for the last damn time. WATCH this episode on YouTube! https://youtu.be/uLocrPln8-c
07/01/202m 54s

#48 - Let's talk about why I'm not Seth Rogen

Like, everyone is saying that I sound exactly like Seth Rogen, which is just weird as hell, man. So I'm responding to those comments huehuehuehue.
04/01/203m 1s

Jerry Falwell Blocked Me

President of Liberty University Jerry Falwell, Jr. blocked Me on Twitter, so I am responding to that egregious slight.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
25/12/193m 30s

#46 Teaser - Let's Discuss What To Get Jesus For Christmas

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16/12/193m 34s

Greta Thunberg: Time's 2019 Person Of The Year

God responds to the news that climate activist Greta Thunberg won Time magazine's 2019 Person of the Year. ------------------- Sign up for our weekly newsletter at:https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod  We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at: https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
14/12/193m 32s

'The War On Christmas'

God & Jesus discuss the truth about 'The War on Christmas.' Is it Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays? Is it  Christmas Tree or a Holiday Tree?    Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
11/12/199m 19s

Archangel Patron #1: God Reads Message For Man Whose Husband Passed Away

In My first personalized video message for an Archangel Patron, I read a message for a man dealing with grief over the loss of his husband.  I am happy to report he was pleased with the result! You can watch the animated version on YouTube: https://youtu.be/7S04zEVtdlA
09/12/193m 45s

#43 Teaser - Chik-fil-Gay?

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08/12/193m 14s

A Very Jesus Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, American! And happy Thursday, everyone else! In this very special holiday episode, God and Jesus discuss the American holiday of Thanksgiving.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
28/11/1937m 8s

Paula White, Part 2

In part two of this two-part episode, God and Jesus thoroughly evaluate the history and role of Trump's new spiritual advisor Paula White, who seems to be a televangelist con-artist straight out of 'The Righteous Gemstones.'   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
26/11/198m 51s

#40 Teaser - God & Jesus Discuss Greedy Billionaires

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22/11/195m 5s

Paula White, Part 1

In part one of this two-part episode, God and Jesus thoroughly evaluate the history and role of Trump's new spiritual advisor Paula White, who seems to be a televangelist con-artist straight out of 'The Righteous Gemstones.'   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
18/11/199m 3s

God & Jesus Review Kanye's New Album "Jesus Is King"

God and Jesus thoroughly review Kanye West's new album "Jesus Is King."   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
12/11/1936m 48s

God Reads Your New Commandments

In this episode, God and Jesus read suggestions for new commandments made by you, the awesome viewer. The commandments chosen for this episode were culled from over 4,000 submissions on Twitter and Facebook.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
08/11/196m 43s

#36 Teaser - God Talks About Christians Who Hid Dinosaur Bones

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05/11/193m 28s

God Apologizes To Humanity

God takes some time to reflect on all the horrible things He has let happen over the ages. God finally apologizes to humanity.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
29/10/199m 15s

God Smites Fake Christian Ralph Reed

God responds to the news that Ralph Reed is writing a book called 'Render to God and Trump.'   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
20/10/1914m 51s

God Reads Mean Comments

God and Jesus review angry comments recently made by outraged humans on God's social media pages.    Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
17/10/199m 15s

#32 Teaser - God And Jesus Respond To ‘No Religion’ Overtaking Christianity In New Zealand

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13/10/193m 10s

Former US President Abraham Lincoln

God responds to reckless comments made by President Douchelord about a second Civil War over his impeachment. God and Jesus talk to the 16th US President Abraham Lincoln for his thoughts on the matter.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
08/10/1910m 54s

#30 Teaser - God Responds To Pastor Who Attacked Greta Thunberg

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06/10/193m 7s

God Commands Americans To Impeach Trump

God and Gabriel respond to Democrats opening an impeachment inquiry into Trump administration. God commands Americans to do the right thing.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
30/09/196m 55s

God Orders Catholic School To Lift Ban On Harry Potter Books

God and Gabriel talk about St. Edward Catholic School in Tennessee, which banned Harry Potter books because they contain “actual curses and spells” that run the risk of “conjuring evil spirits.”   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
29/09/1916m 55s

God Revokes Your 'God-Given' Right To Own Assault Weapons

God responds to right wing conservatives who have responded to mass shootings by saying that it is their 'God-given right' to own fully automatic assault weapons that can slaughter hundreds of people at a time.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
22/09/1911m 41s

Author John Pavlovitz

God interviews author John Pavlovitz.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
16/09/191h 9m

God Describes What Heaven Is Like

God responds to a question on Twitter and describes what Heaven is like to curious humans.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
05/09/199m 59s

#24 Teaser - God Responds To Hurricane Dorian Prayers

God talks about hurricanes and responds to prayer requests to smite Mar-a-lago.
01/09/193m 17s

'The Chosen One'

God and the angel Gabriel discuss Trump calling himself 'The King of Israel,' 'The Second Coming of God,' and 'The Chosen One.' God does his best not to totally lose his mind.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
27/08/1938m 15s

God Interviews Two Basic Witches

God interviews the hosts of the 'Basic Witches' podcast. They discuss comedy, religion, sex and politics. God gets a Goddess tarot card reading.    Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
19/08/1956m 22s

Author Sally Wade

God discusses life, politics and being spouse to George Carlin with comedy writer / author Sally Wade. Sally responds to the trolls who try to claim George was actually a right wing conservative, Sally sets the record straight once and for all.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
12/08/191h 7m

God Responds To Being Put In Schools

God and The Archangel Gabriel discuss: South Dakota is plastering ‘In God We Trust’ on the walls of public schools and it’s mandatory Poll: Two in five Americans still believe God created humans 10,000 year ago New Netflix documentary will expose secretive group controlling Washington Trump called out by some Christians for using 'Lord's name in vain' at campaign rally 'This one's on God': Woman orders food from Sonic, escapes without paying -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
04/08/1949m 46s

Former Trump Supporter David Weissman

God discusses politics, cults and changing your mind with former Trump supporter David Weissman. David describes how his worldview started to change after a discussion with stand-up comedian Sarah Silverman.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
29/07/1958m 55s

#18 - What Happened To The Dinosaurs?

God answers the following questions from humans:SEX1. Do you really watch me when I masturbate?2. How big is God's schlong?3. Is God gay?4. Remember that time you talked to me when I was on shrooms?5. Do you really work in “mysterious ways” or are you just stoned?6. What if God was one of us? Would he be a stranger on the bus?POLITICS7. Tucker Carlson, just why?8. Why do people use your name to start wars & do evil?9. How far is that planet killing asteroid you sent?10. When will this national nightmare be over???11. Why do you chastise and demean anyone who has a different perspective than your God of politics views?12. Can you smite congress?13. I know the Pope said there's no Hell, but wonder if you'll consider building one for Trump and his entourage? GOD14. How are you?15. How do you not become seriously depressed?16. Where are my keys?17. What exactly is your plan? 18. Why do good people have to suffer hemorrhoids? For real!19. Does everything really happen for a reason?20. If God had a daughter instead of the Son, what would He have named her?21. Whatever happened to Odin?  He seemed like a righteous dude…22. Here’s the most important question of our time: “What the fu#$?”23. God, are You the one sending those fast radio bursts from 8 billion light-years away just to fu#$ with us?24. What happened to the Dinosaurs?25. Why do so many people still believe You exist?26. Why do I care so much?27. Can we win over evil?
22/07/198m 41s

God Condemns Trump's Concentration Camps

THE GODDAMN NEWS God and The Archangel Gabriel discuss: Trump's concentration camps Cheating in 2020 Dictator for life? Jimmy Carter DGAF God makes it rain on Trump's 4th of July Revolutionary War Airports Demonic Networks The Right Freaks Out Over Black Mermaids ...and so much more! -------------------   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
14/07/1940m 8s

#16 Teaser - God Yells At Death

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05/07/193m 9s

LGBTQIA Activist Charlotte Clymer

God discusses LGBTQ issues with writer, veteran and leading transgender rights activist Charlotte Clymer.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
28/06/191h 8m

#14 Teaser - "The Straight Pride Parade"

God and the Archangel Gabriel discuss the goddamn news, including the national day of prayer for Trump, creationists mocking flat earthers, wacky priests and bishops, the straight pride parade, and did Jesus poop?
23/06/1915m 57s

'Mueller, She Wrote' Host A.G.

God and the host of the 'Mueller, She Wrote' podcast discuss The Mueller Report, US politics in 2019, and election security in 2020.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
16/06/1937m 53s

#12 Teaser - God Explains The Platypus

God explains the creation of the platypus.
09/06/192m 4s

'The Friendly Atheist' Hemant Mehta

God discusses atheism, religion and politics with reknowned journalist 'The Friendly Atheist' Hemant Mehta.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
02/06/1948m 43s

#10 Teaser - God Gets Stoned

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27/05/193m 37s

#9 - The Holy Spirit Is Pissed

The Holy Spirit finds out that God & Jesus have been doing 'The God Show' without it this whole time and it is frigging piiiiissed.
20/05/196m 39s

#8 Teaser - God Tries To Read The Bible Again

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13/05/193m 20s

#7 - God & Jesus Interview Satan

God & Jesus talk to Satan for the first time in thousands of years.
06/05/1914m 34s

#6 Teaser - God Responds To Voicemails

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03/05/193m 12s

#5 - God Calls Satan

God calls Satan to invite him to be on 'The God Show.'
01/05/194m 11s

#4 Teaser - The Sermon On The Couch

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28/04/193m 4s

#3 - God Reads The Bible For The First Time

God has never read 'The Bible.' Jesus is going to help Him get through it all, starting from the very beginning.
24/04/198m 17s

#2 - God & Jesus Interview The Easter Bunny

God & Jesus talk to the Easter Bunny for the first time and try to figure out what the heck is going on with Easter, yo.
20/04/198m 21s

God & Jesus Talk About Blasphemy

God and Jesus discuss The God Pod, God answers questions from humans, God delivers a sermon on blasphemy.   Sign up for our weekly newsletter at: https://thegodpodcast.com/#sign-up-news   Follow God on all social media platforms: https://kite.link/thegodpod   We hope you enjoyed this free episode. Did you know we actually create TWO episodes per week? It’s true! Every other episode of The God Pod is posted exclusively for our supporters on Patreon. In addition to getting an email with both of our episodes each week, you’ll also unlock our entire back catalogue and gain access to our private chat server. Join today at:  https://www.patreon.com/thegodpod
21/03/1915m 37s
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